NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Judge Dredd]

How long till reeeera make a 50 page thread about him again?

None yet as far as I could find.

I did find a thread REEEing about Ninja being on Jimmy Fallon that resulted in a lot of wrongthink.

But even the presence of evidence showing the Ninja has reversed his policy of not playing with women was not enough to get Era to stop REEEing.

But as much ResetEra talks about sexism, it turns out what really triggers them is making fun of dyed hair.

Those are just from the first 2 pages, and it's not all of them.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

But as much ResetEra talks about sexism, it turns out what really triggers them is making fun of dyed hair.
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Those are just from the first 2 pages.

All that shows is that Reset Era is filled with dangerhairs.

Why do so many of these people dye their hair anyway? Is it perpetual adolescence?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

You know, there's a damn good reason to avoid women like Ninja does/did(?), and it's the stupid #METOO shit. Just an accusation can fuck you, and it's easier to do that. Ninja doesn't owe anybody anything, least of all his attention.

Discrimination is a good thing.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Why do so many of these people dye their hair anyway? Is it perpetual adolescence?

I have 3 theories on this, from worst to best.

1. Anime. Back in the early days when fake geek girls were just starting to be a thing, I vaguely remember people saying how they were like those anime girls because they dyed their hair blue. Think of shows like Tenchi Muyou or Renma 1/2. It's not without merit either, I think Moviebob once mentioned wanting a "blue haired sex goddess" in one of his early videos.
2. Attention. They want someone to ask about their craaaazee hair/piercing/whatever. When it doesn't happen they have r/thathappened levels of made up bullshit. Like activist becks claiming a child thought she was a mermaid.
3. They think it's quirky and unique when it's anything but. We've seen it from the milkshake club to the High Guardian Spice writers room where they post pictures showing how "diverse" and "unique" they are, but they're all similar looking white women. It's like non-conformist kids at school all dressing the same.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Slayven is legitimately dumb https://www.resetera.com/threads/pa...-in-training.88068/(https://archive.fo/NM7n6)

Reminder that Slayven doesn't just make retarded posts, he actually sounds retarded as well.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I have 3 theories on this, from worst to best.

1. Anime. Back in the early days when fake geek girls were just starting to be a thing, I vaguely remember people saying how they were like those anime girls because they dyed their hair blue. Think of shows like Tenchi Muyou or Renma 1/2. It's not without merit either, I think Moviebob once mentioned wanting a "blue haired sex goddess" in one of his early videos.
2. Attention. They want someone to ask about their craaaazee hair/piercing/whatever. When it doesn't happen they have r/thathappened levels of made up bullshit. Like activist becks claiming a child thought she was a mermaid.
3. They think it's quirky and unique when it's anything but. We've seen it from the milkshake club to the High Guardian Spice writers room where they post pictures showing how "diverse" and "unique" they are, but they're all similar looking white women. It's like non-conformist kids at school all dressing the same.

I'm pretty sure it's to appeal to / compete with their in-group, attempting to show basically how opposite to society they are. They're competing over who can be the biggest "rebel." They wouldn't respect their peers if they were dressed straight-laced any more than a serious businessman in a suit would take seriously a stoned hippie. It's basically an informal uniform of sorts.

 

[Dreamland]

Reminder that Slayven doesn't just make exceptional posts, he actually sounds exceptional as well.

Is that a voice modulator he's using or does he have some serious cotton mouth?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Is that a voice modulator he's using or does he have some serious cotton mouth?

I think he's just a dumb southern hick, also sounds fat.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he's just a dumb southern hick, also sounds fat.

So he hates himself, is desperate to shake off his white trash roots because he's a cuck, and is overcompensating with woke bullshit to show he isn't one of them.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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Shit. I just dusted off my Vita the other day for no reason I could fathom and started playing Gravity Rush.

Seeing avatars like this makes on ResetEra me want to legit consign it to the junk drawer once again.

 

[Jaimas]

All that shows is that Reset Era is filled with dangerhairs.

Why do so many of these people dye their hair anyway? Is it perpetual adolescence?

Aposematism (from Ancient Greek ἀπό apo away, σῆμα sema sign) is a term coined by Edward Bagnall Poulton for Alfred Russel Wallace's concept of warning coloration. It describes a family of antipredator adaptations in which a warning signal is associated with the unprofitability of a prey item to potential predators.

 

[Slap47]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/el...appropriate-comments-read-update-in-op.88450/

I will never work for a corporate office. I refuse to be around these people.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I can't imagine why women are having a harder time in business.

 

[MG 620]

"Can't make a comment like that in 2018".

Yes, you can. What's next, banning the use of "Dick" for "Richard"? Fuck these people.

 

[PrincessHomura]

"Can't make a comment like that in 2018".

Yes, you can. What's next, banning the use of "Dick" for "Richard"? Fuck these people.

Well, you should be able to, but he actually got fired so clearly you can't.

 

[Dreamland]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/el...appropriate-comments-read-update-in-op.88450/

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I will never work for a corporate office. I refuse to be around these people.

>tfw i have to keep minutes and maintain agendas for every meeting in my department.
I hear shit about our customers, and suppliers from my co-workers, bosses and even the CEO that these babies wouldn't even believe, getting shouted at during one is a mark of honor as it means someone in management knows you well enough to call you by your name.
Wouldn't be surprised if cussing during a meeting was an excuse to take out someone they needed gone anyway.

 

[jakdex]

Christmas came early:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/awful-horror-game-agony-gets-a-sequel-succubus.88428
Looks like the problematic and misogynistic "incel horror" game Agony is going to receive a sequel:

 

[GethN7]

Christmas came early:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/awful-horror-game-agony-gets-a-sequel-succubus.88428
Looks like the problematic and misogynistic "incel horror" game Agony is going to receive a sequel:

Agony (especially the unrated version) was basically "Edgy Version of Hell: The Game", and unless you're a prude, a wuss, or bible thumper, it was too edgy to take it seriously after awhile.

Not that it was a bad game per se, it certainly made for a good action adventure game, just not one that was my cup of tea, but my eyes glazed over hard from the unrelenting EDGE after awhile.

From what I can see of the sequel, it's "LITERALLY Hell hath no fury like a Woman Scorned: Edgelord Edition", and I'm amused to see what direction they'll try pushing the edginess in this time.

Calling the original an incel horror game is a major stretch, it was too grimderp and didn't shy away from making the sex scenes more gross/offputting than arousing most of the time, and you play as some asshole who gets directly called out for letting his dick do the thinking instead of his brain prior to entering Hell.

But whatever, logic and these idiots parted ways a LONG time ago, and I just can't wait to see their REEEing when the spinoff actually releases.

 

[AnOminous]

But whatever, logic and these idiots parted ways a LONG time ago, and I just can't wait to see their REEEing when the spinoff actually releases.

Sort of like Hatred, I just like watching their eyes bulge out as their blood pressure shoots to the moon from impotent rage.

Somehow, REEEE hasn't noticed nobody gives a flying fuck what they think and that they will never be what NeoGAF was at its height of influence.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Agony (especially the unrated version) was basically "Edgy Version of Hell: The Game", and unless you're a prude, a wuss, or bible thumper, it was too edgy to take it seriously after awhile.

Not that it was a bad game per se, it certainly made for a good action adventure game, just not one that was my cup of tea, but my eyes glazed over hard from the unrelenting EDGE after awhile.

From what I can see of the sequel, it's "LITERALLY Hell hath no fury like a Woman Scorned: Edgelord Edition", and I'm amused to see what direction they'll try pushing the edginess in this time.

Calling the original an incel horror game is a major stretch, it was too grimderp and didn't shy away from making the sex scenes more gross/offputting that arousing most of the time, and you play as some asshole who gets directly called out for letting his dick do the thinking instead of his brain prior to entering Hell.

But whatever, logic and these idiots parted ways a LONG time ago, and I just can't wait to see their REEEing when the spinoff actually releases.

Well of course, context is lost these people. This applies to almost all SJW types, it doesn't matter if the person that did the bad thing gets theirs in the end just the sheer fact of the event occurring makes it a major issue to them.