I'd like to elaborate for my fellow thread posters because they're mostly American on two prime cuts of dogshit in British culture. One has been mentioned before in the thread but these two are staples of british culture for decades and I feel the need to explain how deeply I loathe these two shows.
I present you filthy colonials another reason to hate us.
Eaststenders
Coronation street
The big two of british soaps. British soaps tend to be closer to reality than American soaps in the same sense that a Dobson is saner than a Chris chan, their's a dull grittyness which helps conceal how absurd the whole thing is. Both settings are an closly knit urban communities where the plot revolves around the daily lives of the (apparantly) working class inhabitants of Albert square and Coronation street and they proceed to cheat on each other, bitch at one another, betray one another, make clumsy attempts to mimic normal human behavoir. While never leaving the street or interacting with anyone outside of the group of scum who all hate each other.
The interlinking plot arcs boil down to three types
1)Someone is fucking someone they shouldnt
2)Someone is doing something bad, usually illigal
3)Someone really hates someone else in relation to 1 and 2
Eventually tensions between characters will reach critical mass, implode, their will be a horrible fallout and then proceeds to happen again and again forever.
Both shows never really go anywhere the characters never really show any growth or depth. They're just static characters stuck some weird cockney/manc Hell on earth, where no one gets to feel any joy or hope.
This has been going on for at least 30 years on a weekly bases without fail around the time most british citizens are enjoying their Tea.
It's gets even weirder when you have stuff like the fact Eastenders always has a really intense grim storyline on Christmas day where someone dies or does something really fucked up
or that time and evil tram attacked coronation street......at Christmas
3-4 days a week for from at least the 80's.