NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Surely no one would fall for this obvious bait thread
ejaXqKO.jpg

lmao god fucking damnit
OSyvbuM.jpg

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an...l-site-or-group-etc-what-made-you-stop.88756/
 
Agony (especially the unrated version) was basically "Edgy Version of Hell: The Game", and unless you're a prude, a wuss, or bible thumper, it was too edgy to take it seriously after awhile.
But why is it a "turbo misogyny incel simulator?"

I wiki'd it but it seems like a very edgy game but nothing specifically "incel" or anti-women.
 
But why is it a "turbo misogyny incel simulator?"

I wiki'd it but it seems like a very edgy game but nothing specifically "incel" or anti-women.

The REEEEtards probably shit a brick over how there is a lot of naked ladies and women demons are usually portrayed as being monsters, especially if they are supposed to be attractive. The guys tend to be fucking scumbags (early on, the same damned soul who calls you out on thinking with your dick tries to fuck you over after you agree to help him get out of the cell he's in for example)

The context adds some clarification. The naked lady demons are supposed to be evil, they are based off the Christian idea of succubi, who are sex deviants whose purpose is to tempt men into doing evil/dumb stuff, it's at least half the reason your MC is in Hell, he got involved with the worst one of the bunch (the "Red Queen/Goddess" as she's often called, a mashup of the Babylonian Ishtar and the Judaic Lilith more or less, elements are cribbed from both) in life, and died as result of that going south, and in the process a lot of souls got dragged to Hell because they were dumb enough to do likewise with the same. As for the guys, these are people damned to HELL, practically everyone there is some flavor of asshole, and if they are in Hell, they did some nasty shit in life to get there and generally aren't repentant of it, and even the ones who are are still damned to eternal suffering with no relief, they gain nothing by being nice to anyone, the other damned souls would dick them over for a second of relief, and the demons consider the damned prey.

The guy you are playing as is NIMROD, the asshole who is usually associated with the guys who fought over control of Canaan in Genesis, particularly over the city of Sodom, and he was supposed to be a vile asshat in the Bible, and dialogue in the game confirms he was a hedonistic POS who sold his own soul and that of other people as casually as zipping his fly, doing all sorts of depravity in his attempts to cozy up to the Red Goddess, and even after winding up in Hell, he's willing to try that AGAIN in the hopes of cheating his eternal punishment.

You are in the decrepit naked corpse (all damned souls look like this in Hell, and if you look down you can see his withered dead dick between your legs in first person as well) of a total bastard, and he's still dicking people over in death like he did in life to escape Hell, it's basically the gameplay in a nutshell.

tl;dr: This has nothing that would appeal to anyone save a horror fan, this game actually portrays any form of depravity like inceldom extremely negatively.
 
Last edited:
Man i glad they where never my parent i cant imagine what how sheltered there children are going to be.
It hurts me to say this but I'm gonna have to agree with the REEEtard on this one. The amazing chaotic wonderland of the decentralized internet is gone forever, and what remains (social media) probably shouldn't be used by adults, let alone children. Plus its not a total ban but having clear boundaries. P sure that's called parenting.

That actually sounds p neat. It's a lot more effort than the Hatred devs did.
 
View attachment 620415

Man i glad they where never my parent i cant imagine what how sheltered there children are going to be.
I never had parents like that, but I've known people who have and generally speaking they either find a way around it, thus avoiding any scrutiny at all because their parents assume they're limited to their wholesome approved sites/games. Or they don't/can't get around the parental controls and get resentful about it knowing they are missing out on the good stuff, because kids know that Gone Home and Goddess Mode are not up to the same standard as games their friends are talking about.
 
Kind of a neat concept, but I hope they go full action and basically make DOOM but John is the demons. Those animations in that concept video though :lol: they've got some major work to do
Weird how dedicated they are to the idea that agony was some sort of incel fantasy though, I think incel must translate differently in the mind of a REEtard


View attachment 620415

Man i glad they where never my parent i cant imagine what how sheltered there children are going to be.
Sheltered doesn't even begin to cover it, imagine the kind of stupid shit dyed in the wool Era user would teach their hypothetical kids. Kids are either going to turn out resenting their parent/s, or as head cases
 
View attachment 620415

Man i glad they where never my parent i cant imagine what how sheltered there children are going to be.
We've reach the point where they're completely indistinguishable from the parents who prevented their kids from playing Dungeons & Dragons, DOOM or listen to Marilyn Manson because of satanism.
 
That actually sounds like a badass game, but I doubt the gameplay backs the story up. I think there's a decent market for storytelling games al a Souls and The Witcher.

Oh, it's pretty good for wasting time, has a nice atmosphere, and really captures that feeling of Hell being miserable, but it also tends to drown the player in a ton of nonstop edgy shit like nonstop gore walls and everywhere you look being some flavor of freaky looking with craploads of agonized wails and other appropriate ambiance.

At times, this tends to mute the horror aspect because it's too easy to get desensitized to horror because it's so blatant and omnipresent the brain just goes numb and it takes some really shocking shit to make you freak out because most of the regular horror has been dulled in creepiness.

The gameplay aspect is pretty decent with elements of stealth, puzzle solving, and combat involving limited resources through a soul stealing/body snatching mechanic, and that alone is worth it, especially since the difficulty tends towards difficult but not unfair unless you have the reaction speed and intelligence of a drunken crack baby, and some of the puzzles tend towards fairly innovative, with some requiring some out of the box thinking and exploration.

Example: An early puzzle to get past a door involves finding several offerings to put in a sacrificial brazier, and to get what you need involves some exploring your surroundings and checking out the areas you can visit to that point for all the sacrifices, which also doubles as a nice way to get used to areas you'll revisit later as your gameplay options broaden.

However, getting back to the atmosphere, Doom 3's version of Hell was a lot less in your face, but just as scary as Hell should be, with minimalist lighting, occasional evil laughs out of nowhere, and scenery that alternated nicely between eerily depressing and freaky fire and brimstone out of nowhere. so if you preferred Doom 3's subtler yet no less creepy approach, the constant in your face version of Hell Agony goes for might just become passe far too soon.

If not, then prepared to play that shit with the lights on whenever you turn the game on all the time.

We've reach the point where they're completely indistinguishable from the parents who prevented their kids from playing Dungeons & Dragons, DOOM or listen to Marilyn Manson because of satanism.

Pretty much. The same shit the REEtards are whining about is just the same crap 80s biblethumpers went on a tear about concerning Dungeons and Dragons, just with moralistic fearmongering replaced with "woke" bitching that achieves the same effect in practice.
 
Man i glad they where never my parent i cant imagine what how sheltered there children are going to be.

They're going to grow up like those homeschooled fundie kids who have no idea of any of the science that triggers their parents, and completely astounded at how normal people think.
 
They're going to grow up like those homeschooled fundie kids who have no idea of any of the science that triggers their parents, and completely astounded at how normal people think.
As much as they aren't liked here, Ayn Rand and Jordan Peterson are dead right when they talk about the mystic of muscle/god as a concept. It's exactly the same but with "society", "the universe", or "fate" in the place of God.

We're already seeing the "hello fellow kids" type behaviour with 30 somethings thinking they're young, hip, and have their fingers on the pulse of whats cool. We're seeing the same cartoons filled with design-by-committee token minorities, and knock offs of popular songs but with an approved moral message.

All we need is a God's Not Dead or Reefer Madness strawman film, but instead of atheist professor it's a nazi incel Trump supporter. Kind of like that Law and Order GamerGate episode, but feature length.
 
All we need is a God's Not Dead or Reefer Madness strawman film, but instead of atheist professor it's a nazi incel Trump supporter. Kind of like that Law and Order GamerGate episode, but feature length.

I think this was an attempt:

Beloved by MovieBob:
"Post-GamerGate," "Age of Trump." "Must see." etc. Troon actor playing troon character.

But... Box Office. Oh. They don't say what the production budget was, but it grossed a total of $2 million dollars while opening on 1,400 screens. That is beyond pathetic. Assuming three showings a day, it must have sold zero tickets at several of them right out of the gate.
 
The REEEEtards probably shit a brick over how there is a lot of naked ladies and women demons are usually portrayed as being monsters, especially if they are supposed to be attractive. The guys tend to be fucking scumbags (early on, the same damned soul who calls you out on thinking with your dick tries to fuck you over after you agree to help him get out of the cell he's in for example)

The context adds some clarification. The naked lady demons are supposed to be evil, they are based off the Christian idea of succubi, who are sex deviants whose purpose is to tempt men into doing evil/dumb stuff, it's at least half the reason your MC is in Hell, he got involved with the worst one of the bunch (the "Red Queen/Goddess" as she's often called, a mashup of the Babylonian Ishtar and the Judaic Lilith more or less, elements are cribbed from both) in life, and died as result of that going south, and in the process a lot of souls got dragged to Hell because they were dumb enough to do likewise with the same. As for the guys, these are people damned to HELL, practically everyone there is some flavor of asshole, and if they are in Hell, they did some nasty shit in life to get there and generally aren't repentant of it, and even the ones who are are still damned to eternal suffering with no relief, they gain nothing by being nice to anyone, the other damned souls would dick them over for a second of relief, and the demons consider the damned prey.

The guy you are playing as is NIMROD, the asshole who is usually associated with the guys who fought over control of Canaan in Genesis, particularly over the city of Sodom, and he was supposed to be a vile asshat in the Bible, and dialogue in the game confirms he was a hedonistic POS who sold his own soul and that of other people as casually as zipping his fly, doing all sorts of depravity in his attempts to cozy up to the Red Goddess, and even after winding up in Hell, he's willing to try that AGAIN in the hopes of cheating his eternal punishment.

You are in the decrepit naked corpse (all damned souls look like this in Hell, and if you look down you can see his withered dead dick between your legs in first person as well) of a total bastard, and he's still dicking people over in death like he did in life to escape Hell, it's basically the gameplay in a nutshell.

tl;dr: This has nothing that would appeal to anyone save a horror fan, this game actually portrays any form of depravity like inceldom extremely negatively.

It actually goes a bit beyond this.

These assholes are such closet-case self-loathers that they believe any portrayal of remotely attractive women - even ones that have a fucking chainsaw for a face (as is the case of the Red Queen from the original game) or the violent murderess from the Succubus trailer must be verboten, because it allows men to potentially fap to something. In their world, a completely fictitious female who happens to be conventionally attractive is something that cannot be allowed.

This is why they still hate Quiet, years later. This is why they remain as butthurt as they are over the existence of Dragon's Crown and the game doing well, and completely ignore that the Fighter is the sexiest thing in the game. This is why they get so angry over anyone who points out that Anita's arguments are completely disingenuous.

They do it to try to self-flagellate over how pure they are, when in truth they're a bunch of filthy males who are probably fapping themselves raw over the very shit they're complaining about because there are no girls on ResetERA.
 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/someone-stole-my-identity-and-sexually-harassed-a-coworker.88620/

Man claims somebody was pretending to be him to harass a coworker of his.

upload_2018-12-22_10-51-0.png


The story is convoluted and worthy of doubt but the doubt isn't that he's a bullshitter, the doubt is over whether or not he's a sexual harasser.

View attachment 620415

Man i glad they where never my parent i cant imagine what how sheltered there children are going to be.

These kids will rebel and it will be hilarious.
 
Last edited:
But... Box Office. Oh. They don't say what the production budget was, but it grossed a total of $2 million dollars while opening on 1,400 screens. That is beyond pathetic. Assuming three showings a day, it must have sold zero tickets at several of them right out of the gate.

Holy shit Neon has lost money on almost of there movies so far some of them bring in about 200k on a 6 million dollar budget. This is a new level of go woke go broke.

Edit: I did a bit of digging and here is what i have come up with. It seems to me like they are part of a Hollywood accounting scam. They do no release there reported budgets for there movies along with owning Blumhouse tilt(aka guys who make 100 diffrent low budget horror films a year.) I think this might be a pet project by the founders to market to the youths. Also something to note the co founder Tim League covered up sexual harassment alleagtion with the help of his wife at another one of his ventures.
 
Last edited:
Back