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Hungrymandinner said:
Phil’s 5-year-goal is to be in a better place financially. Nevermind that he owns homes on both coasts, has a brand new car that sits unused in his garage, and is paid 100 grand annually to play children’s games. If he thinks Amazon will allow his content on their mythical YouTube competitor, just wait until the detractors (many with Amazon Prime memberships, I’m sure) flag the living fuck out of it.

No mention of his soulmate. No personal or professional goals. He just wants to make more money for bustin’ his ass!
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Detractors won't even need to flag it - Amazon will boot him off within the first week when they see he's just throwing up unedited stream footage chopped up into chunks.

The best part will be seeing him squirm, desperately wanting to shit on Amazon for not wanting his "QWALITY KHANTENT" on their site but not being able to cause it'd probably result in an immediate Twitch ban.
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Guys guys guys. Without his legacy windfall Youtube viewers, he'd never build a community or get enough views to matter anyway.
 
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Phil is taking a long intermission after the first match to move everyone over to watch Fire Pro Wrestling

Can we please get a video of this spliced with him talking about Sony at E3?
 
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Phil is taking a long intermission after the first match to move everyone over to watch Fire Pro Wrestling

Can we please get a video of this spliced with him talking about Sony at E3?
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He's actually doing that? i saw drgn tweet that he was swithcing games each match but i just thought he was bullshitting..i thought not even dsp would be that dumb.

Blow me down phil you've surprised me again.
 
Unfortunately there's something up with Tevin's stream lately that makes it really laggy and buffery, and puts him minutes behind Phil's stream.

It's crazy how joyously happy Phil always gets with this wrestling commentary stream. The only work shift where he's obviously happy is the one where he doesn't have to play the game. Someone made a good point in Tevin's chat: this is like watching a child play with his dolls.

It makes you wonder if Phil could have been happier if he switched career. He could have grabbed an opportunity to become a fighting game commentator, and he'd probably have been decent at it. Or thinking outside the box... he could even join a small wrestling promotion as a commentator or "manager" character. Of course, Phil would never have the imagination, the ambition or the nerve to try anything -- he needs to stream videogames every day to pay the bills.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
Unfortunately there's something up with Tevin's stream lately that makes it really laggy and buffery, and puts him minutes behind Phil's stream.

It's crazy how joyously happy Phil always gets with this wrestling commentary stream. The only work shift where he's obviously happy is the one where he doesn't have to play the game. Someone made a good point in Tevin's chat: this is like watching a child play with his dolls.

It makes you wonder if Phil could have been happier if he switched career. He could have grabbed an opportunity to become a fighting game commentator, and he'd probably have been decent at it. Or thinking outside the box... he could even join a small wrestling promotion as a commentator or "manager" character. Of course, Phil would never have the imagination, the ambition or the nerve to try anything -- he needs to stream videogames every day to pay the bills.
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I was thinking about this the other day; when he had Kat on stream, why didn't he let her play while he did commentary/ran the chat? We know he hates playing, and he'd still be the center of attention, and Kat wouldn't be exposed to the trolls.

Instead they both sit quietly because he can't play and talk, and she thinks it's boring.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
It's crazy how joyously happy Phil always gets with this wrestling commentary stream.
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so it seems the only time phil is truly happy is watching other people do things
other people's movies, other people who were his friends, other people playing the game for him

he's so lazy, he can't enjoy DOING things
the most work he can do is notice things and repeat what he just saw

babies are like that
babies also drink from a bottle
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
Unfortunately there's something up with Tevin's stream lately that makes it really laggy and buffery, and puts him minutes behind Phil's stream.

It's crazy how joyously happy Phil always gets with this wrestling commentary stream. The only work shift where he's obviously happy is the one where he doesn't have to play the game. Someone made a good point in Tevin's chat: this is like watching a child play with his dolls.

It makes you wonder if Phil could have been happier if he switched career. He could have grabbed an opportunity to become a fighting game commentator, and he'd probably have been decent at it. Or thinking outside the box... he could even join a small wrestling promotion as a commentator or "manager" character. Of course, Phil would never have the imagination, the ambition or the nerve to try anything -- he needs to stream videogames every day to pay the bills.
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Honestly he should have went into reaction videos. He'd have been decent enough at it and wouldn't have gotten enough shit. But he looks down on reaction videos because they're different and he hates change.

Also another night of him shitting on Ninja, this time during his sims. Once again he couldn't think of any good reasons to dislike him so it once again got really personal and petty.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
Unfortunately there's something up with Tevin's stream lately that makes it really laggy and buffery, and puts him minutes behind Phil's stream.

It's crazy how joyously happy Phil always gets with this wrestling commentary stream. The only work shift where he's obviously happy is the one where he doesn't have to play the game. Someone made a good point in Tevin's chat: this is like watching a child play with his dolls.

It makes you wonder if Phil could have been happier if he switched career. He could have grabbed an opportunity to become a fighting game commentator, and he'd probably have been decent at it. Or thinking outside the box... he could even join a small wrestling promotion as a commentator or "manager" character. Of course, Phil would never have the imagination, the ambition or the nerve to try anything -- he needs to stream videogames every day to pay the bills.
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Didn't Art yell at him when he did commentary once?
 
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