Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

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Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
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Samuel Belmont said:
Has Tonka talked about his training regimen? I think Andy said something about swimming?
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I had an insider in Tonka's camp share with me, his workout regimen to get in shape for the fight:

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Maybe Donga and Andy are secret best friends? I just can figure out why Andy gave the injun all this attention and publicity.
 
DunrikNurd said:
Maybe Donga and Andy are secret best friends? I just can figure out why Andy gave the injun all this attention and publicity.
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Because Andy thinks with his rage not his head and he was pissed (like most people) at tonka for doing the "fight me irl" followed by an attempt to back out bit.
 
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Because Andy thinks with his rage not his head and he was pissed (like most people) at tonka for doing the "fight me irl" followed by an attempt to back out bit.
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Nobody really cared about the crackhead and by looking at the view counts, nobody cares about Andy anymore either. Hope those two mental midgets really fight though. It's gonna be like the good old days with freakshows and tardfighting.
 
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Imagine being such a faggot you can't even come up with good titles for your stream that it's just stolen insults about you.
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>donga derangement syndrome
Wow trying to copy Sargon who copied Trump

And he wonders why people make fun of him.
 
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BeanBidan said:
Imagine being such a faggot you can't even come up with good titles for your stream that it's just stolen insults about you.
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>donga derangement syndrome
Wow trying to copy Sargon who copied Trump

And he wonders why people make fun of him.
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How come the only insult he doesn't try to reclaim is the "Tonka's in a wheelchair" meme?
 
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DunrikNurd said:
Maybe Donga and Andy are secret best friends? I just can figure out why Andy gave the injun all this attention and publicity.
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There's no way they're going the dsp/Viscant route and are going to do DX crotch chops at the crowd after the bell rings. If the event even happens, it'll be a welcome surprise. I can totally see donga bowing out with an "injury" a week before the date, and Warski has to slap around Ralph for a few shekels while shitting all over donga some more.
 
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Saw the zoom stream on stream.me
I fucking lost it when he showed a clip of Donga telling someone he was arguing with that "wrestlers are more important than you think" and that he fought former WWE hall of famers as well as the recent champ before losing the champion belt. :story:

He never bragged about this before until someone called him a backyard wrestler lmao
 
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BeanBidan said:
Saw the zoom stream on stream.me
I fucking lost it when he showed a clip of Donga telling someone he was arguing with that "wrestlers are more important than you think" and that he fought former WWE hall of famers as well as the recent champ before losing the champion belt. :story:

He never bragged about this before until someone called him a backyard wrestler lmao
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Even if he did "fight" former WWE half of famers, so the fuck what? That shit isn't real fighting, it's not even real wrestling. Why does he brag about this shit like it means something?
 
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Sam Losco said:
Even if he did "fight" former WWE half of famers, so the fuck what? That shit isn't real fighting, it's not even real wrestling. Why does he brag about this shit like it means something?
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Because his audience are a bunch of drunk trailer trash nibbas who still watch wrestling and he's trying to wow them with the most pathetic lie.
 
DunrikNurd said:
Maybe Donga and Andy are secret best friends? I just can figure out why Andy gave the injun all this attention and publicity.
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Yeah, I reckon it's some sort of vegetarian faux beef, like those terrible burgers and sausages Linda McCartney used to sell. Or maybe Andy is genuine and it's just Chief Talking Bull who speaks with forked tongue.
 
I don't think either Tonka or Andy are capable of the planning and acting involved for this to be a faux beef, though it would be a awesome if they get out there on 1/19, hug, then flip off the crowd.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Even if he did "fight" former WWE half of famers, so the fuck what? That shit isn't real fighting, it's not even real wrestling. Why does he brag about this shit like it means something?
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It's a question of time though surely. I mean lets not kid ourselves, a lot of people have won WWE championships, only to fall out of the limelight and become jobbers and circle the drain. If you fought against Jake the Snake back in the day, that would be something cool. If you fought him circa 2011 when it took a bottle of vodka to even get him out of bed in the morning, that's not really a bragging right.

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I had an insider in Tonka's camp share with me, his workout regimen to get in shape for the fight:

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I've heard whispers that Andy intends to cheat in the match by bringing in a secret weapon.
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Samuel Belmont said:
I think I remember a mention of this on the Kumite earlier this year. Was it AJ Styles?
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I don't think so, the only name donga ever brought up was some guy called Bullet Bob or something idk it's some 79y/o.

Edit: even then you can't just wrestle these guys for free, you'd have to pay top dollar especially if you're a failed D-list backyard wrestler
 
From 2010 to 2015, Armstrong worked occasional matches around Georgia, mainly working for promotions such as All Pro Wrestling, Superstars Of Wrestling and Combat Sport Pro. Armstrong wrestled his last match on October 13, 2018 on a Georgia Premier Wrestling card that took place in Rome, Georgia, where he teamed up with Ernest Miller and Glacier in a winning effort in a six-man tag team match.
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I suppose that might be possible but he's still fighting a dried up old man who had come out of retirement. I kinda doubt there would be an official record of it. Sounds like the old guy needed a few bucks and maybe Tonka payed him for the privilege.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9syApjislis

I know Andy said as much, but I want him to break this fucker's teeth.
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It would be funny if Tonka would get his ass handed to him after all the countless "1v1 me IRL" spergouts, but I wouldn't count on Andy not to screw this up somehow. Even if Andy wasn't such an insufferable and Kraut-tier faggot, I would still find it hard to cheer for or hope in someone who has a track record that consists of nothing but spectacular failures.
 
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