DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor]

Phil can't lose the house because he is building a life with Kat there and it was really hard for her to make the move.

Yes, I imagine it was really difficult to have someone buy her plane ticket, pay to ship her stuff across the country, give her a place to live and a car to drive for free, buy her a brand new wardrobe, get her a new phone, transfer her job that she quit less than a year later. She must really miss her family, you know the mom who lost custody of her for child abuse and her father who was not in the picture. Maybe all her friends who according to what social media exists of her are all of nobody.

The only thing hard for Kat about moving was keeping it secret from her boyfriend and she even failed at that.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

♪ And...The Kat ain't back
The very next day
The Kat ain't back
We thought she was a goner, but
The Kat ain't back
She's just gonna stay away ♪

 

[Adamska]

No way she will show up.

Personally, I believe she has already flown the coop but that is just speculation.

I'm pretty sure she'll show; Pigroach has been pretty insistent on forcing her to show herself on holidays so he can biggen himself up by using her as a trophy. It allows him to desperately show the audience laughing at his clown ass that no, he has not been cucked and he's still a manly man with a woman on his arm! Ignore how he looks like a creep since he selects her clothes, those clothes tend to be pretty skanky and akin to an average twitch whore, and how it makes him look more insecure about being a fat loser manchild since she clearly hates being on camera in front of an audience that mocks her.

But Pig don't care about that; Pig only cares about money, gin, making himself look like a big boy, and the boobtube.

 

[PieceofShet]

He will make her show up. She will hate it, will leave after a few hours and dave will blame Trevin for it.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Swagginz said he is not doing the 100K bit cheer. RIP

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Why ruin your own attention whoring christmas present to Daddy DSP though? There's an opening now that Emerald appears to be MIA. Won't be surprised if drops the money anyway for a pat on the head and that much needed attention from chat for 30 seconds to fill the void that overpriced jeans just can't. Plus he knows it'll fire up the 'tractors for even more eyes on him. Just wait for "Merry Swaggmas Bitchez!".

 

[FailedAttempt]

Phil can't lose the house because he is building a life with Kat there and it was really hard for her to make the move.

Yes, I imagine it was really difficult to have someone buy her plane ticket, pay to ship her stuff across the country, give her a place to live and a car to drive for free, buy her a brand new wardrobe, get her a new phone, transfer her job that she quit less than a year later. She must really miss her family, you know the mom who lost custody of her for child abuse and her father who was not in the picture. Maybe all her friends who according to what social media exists of her are all of nobody.

The only thing hard for Kat about moving was keeping it secret from her boyfriend and she even failed at that.

Sometimes I do feel bad for Kat. She obviously has some social anxiety and self esteem issues that I can relate to. Then I remember that’s she’s a cheating golddigger.

 

[actually]

Im waiting for his final con.

The "health scare" con.

No way she will show up.

Personally, I believe she has already flown the coop but that is just speculation.

I'm pretty sure she'll show; Pigroach has been pretty insistent on forcing her to show herself on holidays so he can biggen himself up by using her as a trophy.

I think the "behind the scenes" stuff he's hyped up for tomorrow will be either 1) Kat has left (mutual breakup caused by the stress from the trolls, DOOD) or 2) some ephemeral health bullshit.

 

[Sparkletor]

I really hope Emerald was not a troll and did his donations out of the goodness of his heart. He gave thousands and thousands of dollars to Phil. This was, at least to me, very unexpected. I think someone said it was like $12k?

Now if I was in Phil's shoes and magically got twelve thousand free dollars to help out, I would at least make an effort to pull that other $4k from somewhere. No going out for date night with Kat. No more paying for wrestling. Cancel my cell phone for a couple months and just use email or sms service to contact people since I never leave the house. Etc. Cutting corners to make this work because instead of being 16k in debt, which seems impossible, I only need an extra 4k in 4 months which is more easily doable.

What does Phil do? Yeah, I got 12k but that is nowhere near enough. I want money now. I was expecting people to be more "festive" today. He makes no effort to get that money by spending less. That Bob Ross shirt was at least $12 and was pointless for a Christmas stream. The whiskey he bought and didn't drink. The box of cereal he was too busy to make a DSP tries it video for. The Shenmu game he bought and decided not to play. The bills he "accidentally" double paid.

So to Mr. or Mrs. Emerald Seven, thanks for the twelve thousand dollars but it was nowhere near enough. Phil has bills to pay now.

 

[thebonesauce]

I think he's caught on that everyone has caught on to "interactive" he's using engaged alot today.


Despite him literally spending 30 minutes talking about how it's because Tut cripploed his donations.

Meanwhile, Ermahgerd_Tevin is doing the same thing as tut, only E7 is pushing the knob up to 11 AND leaving Phil to wonder and worry... Is he really a fan? Or is it possible that a man/woman who doesn’t follow Dark on Twitch, never spoke in chat, and nobody seems to know anything about them.

I’m sure Phil is freaking out as we speak, constantly checking his bank account and email to make sure there isn’t any transaction changes... Nigga is probably sitting up, “watching wrestling,” aka having it play in the background while he constantly refreshes sub count and Muxy.

He just pissed and moaned about how tut destroyed everything for him for two months prior on the Begsgiving stream a little over a month ago. Naturally, you would think he’s going to play it safe this time... Until you read his fucking Twitter and realize that he’s actually BRAGGING about the fact that ~75% of his sub count was gifted by E7.

When you keep doing the same exact thing over and over again and expect different results...

 

[gin_nose]

I think the "behind the scenes" stuff he's hyped up for tomorrow will be either 1) Kat has left (mutual breakup caused by the stress from the trolls, DOOD) or 2) some ephemeral health bullshit.

i dont think so. he called it "interesting" and he several times said he wanted to share "his x-mas traditions he is doing with kat", etc. i would be shocked. i am fully signed up for the narrative that there is major major trouble in paradise but i dont think she has left yet or they have broken up.

i expect it to be more of the same BS from the thanksgiving stream with some added begging. maybe a little more info on the refinance plans. some boring shit about things he did with kat (watch dumb x-mas movies). i expect it to be fairly boring. (and depressing if the paypigs dont open their pocketbooks but i am a litte concerned that they held out giving a lot today so they can dump it all tomorrow tbh)

 

[Keystone]

I'm almost certain Kat is still there. Remember, she actually is the gold digger everyone (incorrectly) thought Leanna was, and there's still blood to be gotten from the lumpy stone that is DSP. Unless she finds an even better sugar daddy than Phil she'll be there a while. If she wasn't there for the money (and free room/board) then she'd have probably left in the Summer.

 

[JamFlowMan]

He will make her show up. She will hate it, will leave after a few hours and dave will blame Trevin for it.

I hope she shows just for the video stills. Those Christmas decorations beautifully contrast with the misery in Phil's face so it would do the same with Kat's boredom. Like the painting American Gothic but if there was a carnival in the background.

 

[actually]

I'd say I'm in awe, but this doesn't even surprise me any more. "I'M IN DIRE FINANCIAL STRAITS! Also, I shall be taking 2 of the next 4 days off because I obviously need an entire day to run basic errands that literally every other person manages in their schedule without issue. Please contribute liberally!"

 

[gaarashatan]

you know what always makes me laugh, that phil decided that thanksgiving was the day to rly ramp up his begging. the day you give thanks for what you have.

irony and hypocrisy are two flavors that mesh well

 

[DiabeticSP]

I hope DepressedSP continues to show up.


Motherfucker looks like hes in his late 50s hes baggy and saggy so bad.

 

[gin_nose]

it was already archived but i dont see it posted here:

http://archive.is/vrwu0

now he wants to make a tips goal after saying he wouldnt because he didnt know the full amount. one of his piggies recommended to set it low so that he can move the goal post.

if he adds a goal, he better add how much he has raised so far from emerald_seven for transparency (he wont)

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I'd say I'm in awe, but this doesn't even surprise me any more. "I'M IN DIRE FINANCIAL STRAITS! Also, I shall be taking 2 of the next 4 days off because I obviously need an entire day to run basic errands that literally every other person manages in their schedule without issue. Please contribute liberally!"

its always amazed me that he works basically 6 hours a day but cant run errrands in the day liek a normal person can run no problem who works 8-9 + commute......

i am starting to think he doesnt drive at all right now and he requires kat to drive him to the store...... explains why he did schwans before kat moved in and why he was desperate to get another soulmaid in there so quick. this man may legit be afraid to drive

 

[OneDaySon]

I've never been one of those "DSP SHOULD TOTALLY QUIT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS JOB, HE NEEDS TO FIND A JOB" kind of people before, but he needs to find a job now. It's just not working out anymore, clearly. And not only that, but he hates this. Its gone beyond burn out and more just "I hate what I do for a living" so why beg and struggle to keep a job you hate? He has to admit that the ride is over, and get a job. That way he'll have a consistent income so he wont have to worry constantly. Yeah he might end up with a job he hates but fuck, its obvious he hates his current job. So may as well get a job that you hate that at least has a clear, consistent weekly income.

 

[Sparkletor]

it was already archived but i dont see it posted here:

http://archive.is/vrwu0

now he wants to make a tips goal after saying he wouldnt because he didnt know the full amount. one of his piggies recommended to set it low so that he can move the goal post.

if he adds a goal, he better add how much he has raised so far from emerald_seven for transparency (he wont)



its always amazed me that he works basically 6 hours a day but cant run errrands in the day liek a normal person can run no problem who works 8-9 + commute......

i am starting to think he doesnt drive at all right now and he requires kat to drive him to the store...... explains why he did schwans before kat moved in and why he was desperate to get another soulmaid in there so quick. this man may legit be afraid to drive

Just to clarify, DSP didn't start getting Schwan's until April 2018 after Kat had been there for a couple months.

 

[This comment matters]

Do we think if there are more "no" votes for a goal Phil will have one anyway? "All the no votes were from trolls ACK ACK ACK!"

 

[Agentsmith]

I wonder what "professional" topics D$P will talk about tomorrow...He's self confessed to using old technology, he has no idea about computers / updating anything for his business. Comedy.

Also disingenuous again as he now states he doesn't actually know how much $ he needs for his tahxes - so maybe the $16k number was around what he paid last year?

I can't imagine any scenario that D$P will ever get a normal job. He gets ~$100k a year to fiddle around his house - all it costs is his dignity and happiness and he'd take money over that any day

He's stated many times he's ok to declare bankruptcy if it comes to it.

I think his ego is so big he'd stream as a homeless person from a cardboard box, telling his stories of past glory and how he found a 1/2 full coke in the trash in between his street begging success