DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

Lest we never forget her when they break up and he deletes all photos of her:

 

[WeeblesWobble]

BTW, the Kat has not left the building, but goddamn is this a weird way to "spend time together": https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzEGUshr-2/

Damn, he couldn't get her nicer monitor? What is that, 20"??

So, they went out to a nice dinner (if they still went) and then came home and Phil watches her play games? Did ya even try to get her clothes off bro? lol

 

[James Smith]

Btw blank screen and

on the desk. How is she playing?

 

[actually]

Btw blank screen and

on the desk. How is she playing?

And didn't he say she got it on PS4? So does she have a PS4 hooked up to that tiny ass monitor? This makes no sense...

Edit for further thoughts: What "soulmate" couple spends Christmas Eve this way? Why would you not be curled up together watching a movie or something?

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Hi, long time lurker and follower of Phil's antics. Made an account just to say Phils live DSP Tries It where he half assedly ate raw CaptainCrunch was one of the most depressing things I've ever witnessed.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Another creeper shot of an off monitor...

That makes 2.

What the fuck Phil.

 

[TheGoutinator]

BTW, the Kat has not left the building, but goddamn is this a weird way to "spend time together": https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzEGUshr-2/

That looks like a mannequin.

 

[Destro1986]

Hi, long time lurker and follower of Phil's antics. Made an account just to say Phils live DSP Tries It where he half assedly ate raw CaptainCrunch was one of the most depressing things I've ever witnessed.

He makes a new one every day. Welcome. It's quite fun to get to speculate, I highly recommend participating in the spinoff threads.

That looks like a mannequin.

Speaking of; what if he needs this money to upgrade to a full on Kat Real Doll? I hear the high end models cost up to $15k...

 

[actually]

Another creeper shot of an off monitor...

That makes 2.

What the fuck Phil.

Longshot batshit end to the year speculation: Kat is actually gone and that's a picture from when she first moved in, and Phil is pretending she's still there.

Obviously the reality is that he probably trundled into her "office", plopped down, snorted a bit, then took the creepshot to show his MUH GIRLFRIEND to the interwebs.

 

[JohnnyBoi]

That looks like a mannequin.

Probably is. Looking at his Instagram, you shouldn't really tell he's in any sort of relationship as there's really not that many photos of Kat. Most dudes i know have a lot of photos of their GF/wife on either their twitter or Instagram.

 

[boxybum]

BTW, the Kat has not left the building, but goddamn is this a weird way to "spend time together": https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzEGUshr-2/

The picture looks like it's set up or something. Who takes a single picture of someone's backside with a blank monitor? At least make a short video or something if you want to desperately show her off. What was the point of this picture?
Its like he is insecure that he desperately wants to prove Kat is there and that they are doing fine.
So fucking weird and creepy. What is wrong with this guy.

No friends coming to visit, no family just two people alone in a giant house. Must be a great life.

 

[LiquidCancer]

We all know the truth but the monitor was bugged and blanked right when Phil took a photo

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

We all know the truth but the monitor was bugged and blanked right when Phil took a photo View attachment 622438

Contact CSI and get them to enhance the reflection on the silver object to the left to try and find her dull expression.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

BTW, the Kat has not left the building, but goddamn is this a weird way to "spend time together": https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzEGUshr-2/

Yet another piece of evidence showing they're nothing more than roommates at this point. You'd think soulmates in a relationship would take a picture together, maybe on the couch or something, enjoying each other's company, instead of one person having to arrange these really fucking weird, unnatural creeper shots. Putting that aside, this creeper shot in particular is the worst one yet. The screen is blank and it doesn't even look like Kat has a controller in her hand, so there's nothing to suggest she's actually playing anything. What the fuck is this? What is happening here? I'm totally baffled. Looking at the others he took in this same position, she was actually playing a game in those (https://www.instagram.com/p/BfK1eS4AGEf/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BfK8Xy8AxEf/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BlMWmK5nFEx/). Phil has got to be on the gin tonight because there's no way anybody in a normal state of mind can think this is a good picture that shows a loving couple spending time together. Or he's finally lost his mind.

Also, the current avatar on his Twitter and Instagram is a pic on Phil's Instagram from March 25 of this year, where he claims to have woken up with his extremely greasy hair looking like that. I don't understand why he did this when it makes him look like a disgusting pig.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgwU4mlA7M1/

 

[This comment matters]

Apologies if already posted - I didn't see it

DSP tries it: Captain crunch (without m-i-l-k!)

Possibly the most pathetic and embarrassing idea seen in a while

Starts at 22:30 if the embed doesn't work

How can this be explained to a normal person?

Person A: so you stream yourself playing video games online right?

D$P: I also review food items & food I make

A: oh ok... What was the last food thing you reviewed?

D$P: I ate Christmas branded Captain Crunch out of the box

A: ...um...what?

Wow! What an amazing reward for Phil's loyal paypigs! Eating dry cereal good Lord I literally can not imagine a lower effort DSP tries it. Whoever said that shit was already on top of the fridge and Phil just waddled by it and took it up to the office, you are completely correct.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

And didn't he say she got it on PS4? So does she have a PS4 hooked up to that tiny ass monitor? This makes no sense...

Edit for further thoughts: What "soulmate" couple spends Christmas Eve this way? Why would you not be curled up together watching a movie or something?

I have my PS4 hooked up to my monitor, but I just prefer playing games on smaller screens as opposed to sitting farther back playing on my main tv

My monitor also isn’t ass, and hers looks like ass

the alcohol and people saying his stream sucked were smoke and mirrors, depression and anger go hand in hand and usually phil just points his anger outwards but the alcohol might've forced him to be more honest with himself but this clip summarizes all of it

Gotta love how he basically flat out admits he was hoping for some phantom fans to crawl out of the woodwork to give him money, his job isn’t even playing video games, it’s killing time until a new potential whale shows up

Also I’m sure plenty of people were being festive, I’m sure he got plenty of “merry Christmas dark” posts, but to dark being festive means giving me money, now idk about him and his soulmaid, but I had a nice evening with family and I didn’t give or get any money, and I’d say things were pretty festive.

Fix that throat dave, cause we’re all waiting for you to make a clown out of yourself in a few days

 

[grump]

BTW, the Kat has not left the building, but goddamn is this a weird way to "spend time together": https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzEGUshr-2/

Leanna and Phil at least you could totally tell were a couple. Kat and Phil on the other hand give off the vibe of really being no more than roommates and very reluctant ones on kat's part. My pet theory is that they're using each other. Kat using phil as a motel 6 and his wallet and by extension his fans wallets as a piggy bank. And Phil is using Kat as a beard so that people don't laugh at him for being an incel or gay or asexual. Phil definitely doesn't do anything to lesson that impression.

 

[Sparkletor]

Contact CSI and get them to enhance the reflection on the silver object to the left to try and find her dull expression.

All I could get was Phil was apparently just creeping in the hallway and took the pic from the doorway. There is only ine chair in there and we know how much Phil is unable to stand so I assume he didn't spend much of his Christmas eve watching her game.

Also didn't Kat beat assassin's creed weeks ago?

 

[Noob-Noob]

Also, the current avatar on his Twitter and Instagram is a pic on Phil's Instagram from March 25 of this year, where he claims to have woken up with his extremely greasy hair looking like that. I don't understand why he did this when it makes him look like a disgusting pig.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgwU4mlA7M1/

Do you guys think they actually perform sexual acts upon each other?

Phil is such a greasy fatbody, and Kat is awkward and unwilling to do barely anything outside of her comfort zone. I can't imagine that being even remotely satisfying, for either party. No one wins in that situation....

 

[grump]

Do you guys think they actually perform sexual acts upon each other?

Phil is such a greasy fatbody, and Kat is awkward and unwilling to do barely anything outside of her comfort zone. I can't imagine that being even remotely satisfying, for either party. No one wins in that situation....

Wouldn't be surprised if Phil is asexual and possibly a virgin. Kat. Aside from likely not wanting to touch phil who knows, the most innocent looking chick seems to go through penises like Kobayashi these days.