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Frazzle said:
Where the hell can he even get sick from. He doesn't leave the house or have human interaction. The cold virus doesn't fly around like a butterfly leaching onto hopeless, drunken couch potatoes.
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Assuming she's actually still around he does have a girlfriend who leaves the Quarantine Zone most days to participate in society. DSP's immune system is likely so compromised that he could make real money selling himself to science for study.

(AIDS joke goes here)
 
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Proper Pangolin said:
Khat could have brought something home from the gym.
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If she doesn't shower or wash herself off or something after the gym that is pretty disgusting but it would fit with Dark.

Pargon said:
Assuming she's actually still around he does have a girlfriend who leaves the Quarantine Zone most days to participate in society. DSP's immune system is likely so compromised that he could make real money selling himself to science for study.

(AIDS joke goes here)
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That assumes she is willing to touch him though which is unlikely. Maybe she is just sneezing into her hands and rubbing every door handle to get him sick and have as much time away from him as possible.
 
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FailedAttempt said:
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I think even Phil knows he could make so much more money if he just embraced the fact that he’s a lolcow. But somehow, he still has pride. Idk where he gets it from, or where he stuffs it when he drops to his knees and opens his mouth wide to suck all that money from kids and exceptional individuals, but he has it, and that pride won’t allow him to sit there while people laugh at him. He still bitches about people laughing at him instead of with him. Also Wings has given up, I believe he’s truly depressed, hates his life, and knows that this his only way forward. Phil will cling to his delusions until he dies. His last words will be “I did nothing wrong.”

TL;DR: He’s a soy boi with paper thin skin, and can’t risk his precious ego getting hurt.
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begging doesn't hurt his pride because he really believes he deserves everything he buys
and the idea of having to trim the fat on his lifestyle would hurt him more

also his fans don't tease him so he gets the money rush while having someone praise him
he can't have trolls donating because when the donation comes by NOW he's being insulted.. it doesn't matter if he as money later, RIGHT NOW he's being laughed at and that's all that matters.
 
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Proper Pangolin said:
Wait a second wasn't he going to play some Smash MP?
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Yeah, he changed it to Minecraft for some reason.
 
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samovski said:
Poor little soldier, I don't know how he does it. Wonder if he'll take it easy on his throat and not beg for hours on end.
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i want someone to keep track how long his pre-stream begging is
i'm betting it will be the usual length
with the usual amount of verbosity
and at the end he'll go NOW I WONT BE ANSWERING BITS MUCH CUZ MY THROAT OKAY?

and then bitch for half an hour with a normal voice when someone riles him up

edit: SPELLING
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Oh of course it got changed to minecraft, he has to do his "chill"(begging) streams to make up for those lost hours that could have been making him money.
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Fuck I hate the way he uses the word "chill". He's like some sleazy ad exec, throwing it into every other line of copy because he read one focus group report eight years ago saying that it's equated with higher profits. If I could slap that word out of his mouth permanently I'd be on the next plane out there.
 
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Pargon said:
Fuck I hate the way he uses the word "chill". He's like some sleazy ad exec, throwing it into every other line of copy because he read one focus group report eight years ago saying that it's equated with higher profits. If I could slap that word out of his mouth permanently I'd be on the next plane out there.
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Makes me cringe too. He sounds to me like some old guy trying to act cool for the kids, but he just comes off as the creepy uncle that no one likes to invite to family gatherings.
 
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Salubrious said:
Why does Phil always schedule his second stream for 9:30 PM EST? Why not start it at 4 his time (7 Eastern) to get more East coast views? Is there a legit reason for that?
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He cooks a three-course dinner for himself and Kat by hand every day. Takes him a few hours.

Really, though, I'm guessing that's just peak time for trawling PornHub.
 
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Salubrious said:
Why does Phil always schedule his second stream for 9:30 PM EST? Why not start it at 4 his time (7 Eastern) to get more East coast views? Is there a legit reason for that?
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It's even worse, since he does have some EU Viewers, who are anywhere from 8-16hours ahead of him. 930pm his time is anywhere from 330am-730am in Europe. If he did it earlier, he could at least catch them late at night, or if he did it later, he could catch them in the morning.
 
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Salubrious said:
Why does Phil always schedule his second stream for 9:30 PM EST? Why not start it at 4 his time (7 Eastern) to get more East coast views? Is there a legit reason for that?
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I guess it is because his first stream usually ends around 7PM Eastern.
So he needs enough time to microwave his Hungry Man's dinner and watch porn until the second stream starts.

Destro1986 said:
It's even worse, since he does have some EU Viewers, who are anywhere from 8-16hours ahead of him. 930pm his time is anywhere from 330am-730am in Europe. If he did it earlier, he could at least catch them late at night, or if he did it later, he could catch them in the morning.
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I suspect that this is actually the reason for his low numbers on his 2nd stream.
Nobody in the EU would watch his shit at 3 to 5 in the morning.

If he would do the streams later, I think he would get even less viewers because the EU people would either be at work/school or still sleeping if unemployed.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
I guess it is because his first stream usually ends around 7PM Eastern.
So he needs enough time to microwave his Hungry Man's dinner and watch porn until the second stream starts.



I suspect that this is actually the reason for his low numbers on his 2nd stream.
Nobody in the EU would watch his shit at 3 to 5 in the morning.

If he would do the streams later, I think he would get even less viewers because the EU people would either be at work/school or still sleeping if unemployed.
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Well, it depends on where they are. 930pm PST is 730AM EUT. So if he went 2 hours later, he'd be starting at 930am, which has to be better than 730 lol
 
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Yup. I can see it now. He might not say it tomorrow, or even this week, but at some point we'll have a pre-stream where he goes "Okay guise I'm gonna be honest with you. You know how you guise are always complaining "(flails around) Aw Phil's sick again. Phil's throat is messed up. He's always calling out when he should be on here playing games and having fun with us. Real talk, okay? I've..actually been...really depressed lately. Ya know it's holidays and everyone's with their families having fun and I'm here streaming okay? And people just aren't "participating" ya know. I'm working my ASS off and no one's really showing up, no one's participating like they used to, the billz are piling up. This is suppose to be the hardcome gayming season and the best time of the year for me but it's not. So...I've been..taking some time off cause...it's just kind of bummer, ya know. And peepul are gonna be like "Oh that's bullshit Phil! We saw you posting pics on instagram of you buying new PS4s and staying in fancy hotels and eating fancy restaurants. And you know what I say to that? Fuck you! Seriously! Fuck! You! Do you think all of that stuff buys happiness? No it doesn't. That's not how depression works. You don't just magically feel better because you buy stuff...but...sometimes I do that ya know, in a moment of weakness cause I feel like it might help. Because muh depression makes me do dumb shit and I need a break from all da negativity. I NEED that time off to get out of the house and rest ya know? And I know it's dumb. Muh bills are piling up and I'm out "having a blast" right? No. It's fucking st00pid d00d, but muh depression makes me do dumb things. And I'm now I'm kinda fucked from it, AGAIN. So I hope you guys see where I'm coming from. But what I really, REEEEEALLLY need now from people is to step up and participate okay. This year was really bad, but if we just pull through, push forward positively blah blah talking in circles for the next two hours.."
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I don't read walls of text.
 
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