Containment Random Chris Updates

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Starlink was also released for the Switch, and exclusive to the Switch version are the Starfox characters, as well as a new story scenario with Fox and his crew. By extension, Fox's ship, the Arwing, is only compatible with the Switch version.
Basically, Chris is begging for that exclusive bundle to be brought to the PS4 version as well, which if you know anything about Nintendo and their properties, is a big fucking on Chris's part.

And he couldn't have just bought the Switch version instead of the PS4 version because..?

 

[Rupin]

And he couldn't have just bought the Switch version instead of the PS4 version because..?

Because the Switch is on his Christmas list. I don't believe he has that console yet.

 

[wabbits]

Can somebody with access ask Chris if he believes Santa Claus literally exists in real life and not just in the imagination dimension?

Ha! Well now that Trump's pretty much done just that with a 7-year-old on Christmas Eve, I say we do our Kiwian best to get Chris on the phone with Potus to illuminate this issue further.

 

[DeathHeat]

I was gonna rate this dumb or late but I realized that if I were some impoverished african child that read this board and didn't know about 90s TV I would probably also assume Chris was talking complete nonsense that only existed in his head. I still don't understand the CPU idiocy, even though I am aware it comes from a TV show.

Well, I guess rate me dumb because I watched a lot of cartoons as a 90's kid.

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Chris could have bought a Switch by now if he had any concept of budgeting or delayed gratification.

But nah, let's beg others to fix his mistakes and grant his wishes.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Dear game company, please include this character you don't have the rights to, to cross platforms. Kthx bye.

Nah, they just need to write "parody" with crayons somewhere in the game and then it's ok.

 

[fiu0cm]

Is the dimensional merge code for "kicked out of his house for bankruptcy"? Serious question, been out of the loop.

It's Chris' autistic midlife crisis.

 

[Garfieldchu]

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He always gets slow and lazy around the holidays.

Gotta drink fast

 

[The American Hedgehog]

(he posted an update about the Merge)

 

[DJAndyMD]

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Of course this is what he chose to write. That was until I opened the thread and realized it much worse with the Arceus shit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris, stop lying.

 

[Gunslinger]

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(he posted an update about the Merge)

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No mention of his mom at all, huh? I wonder if he even bought her anything or vice versa. He usually at least mentions having dinner with her. Chris is just so far gone at this point.

 

[Deadpool]

No mention of his mom at all, huh? I wonder if he even bought her anything or vice versa. He usually at least mentions having dinner with her. Chris is just so far gone at this point.

She was sitting and staring blankly into space. Listening to Chris give himself presents, and talk to pretend hedgehogs.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris, stop lying.

Seriously. No way in hell he even got a single item on his extremely hedonistic wish-list.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'm guessing he bought presents for Magi-chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, Mewtwo, Patti, and Fate but he's going to hold on to them until the "merge" happens.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Since when was Fate a Raichu...Chris himself said that Fate was a Pikachu when he 'found' him at Target.

 

[4Macie]

Since when was Fate a Raichu...Chris himself said that Fate was a Pikachu when he 'found' him at Target.

He probably forgot and will follow up with a "he evolved" storyline.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

He probably forgot and will follow up with a "he evolved" storyline.

Can you please not give him ideas? I think its become abundantly clear that regardless of how bad the premise is, Chris will always prefer plagiarizing somebody else's material as opposed to writing his own.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris is using his Night Star Twitter account to follow someone who blocked him on his main account.

He also liked a bunch of her tweets. Back in September, Lightning Bliss blocked him:

Chris, however, chalked it up to troll interference, and was still complaining over how Lightning Bliss hadn't unblocked him last week.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Tip her off it's the same guy.