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Phil says he did not go out to an Italian restaurant on Christmas eve. Kat and he went to a "fast food Chinese restaurant" because Phil was so sick. He planned on taking her someplace fancy but was too sick.

How was he going to pay for this fancy dinner? He doesn't have enough money to pay next week's bills. He has so little money that he is losing sleep and getting physically ill.
 
Phil says he did not go out to an Italian restaurant on Christmas eve. Kat and he went to a "fast food Chinese restaurant" because Phil was so sick. He planned on taking her someplace fancy but was too sick.

How was he going to pay for this fancy dinner? He doesn't have enough money to pay next week's bills. He has so little money that he is losing sleep and getting physically ill.

Didn't he also say he had a big gift planned for her?
 
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That holiday to disney land is timed btw could this be the bill he is on about in the new year? He is definitely planning something for our equine princess.

you mean captain cuck with tyrone's hot loads?
 
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"FOLKS, I neeeeed your support to make ends meet next month. Also, I'm taking Friday off to get a haircut. Thanks, and see you tomorrow with your wallets out!"
 
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"FOLKS, I neeeeed your support to make ends meet next month. Also, I'm taking Friday off to get a haircut. Thanks, and see you tomorrow with your wallets out!"

I would like to point out that his wording reveals the truth. "I need your support.... so I hope I see you"

A good salesman would have pitched it as "We're coming back, hoping to finish the year strong, come out and help!"
 
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Yep. I know people shitted on the old DSP too (2009-2011 I think, whenever he first started) but he sounded like an average bro back then. Like I could see myself having a beer with him and freaking out over video games. Sure he was still "edgy" with his "Faggot" and "exceptional individual" and acting like the King of Hate but he had more personality and was funny. Then the money and everything got to his head. Then he refused to change with the times. And then he started fighting with his audience and making an ass out of himself. And now he just sort of exists or says mundane shit the entire time.

Pisses me off too because if he had just GOTTEN OUT OF HIS OWN WAY he'd be fine. If he didn't have such an ego about everything he'd be fine. If he just chilled the fuck out he'd be fine. Everything he did was to show off or shut down the haters. If he'd have just stayed in Connecticut, sure buy some stuff but saved the rest of his money, make small upgrades to his production and listened to some of his detractors or at the very least do a typical PR move of ignoring or "smile, acknowledge, move on" he'd be good. No one's demanding he do highly edited videos or have a huge production team or anything. I mean he's kinda proved he can make a decent profit off the half ass shit he's doing now. It'd just be way more sustainable if he was living like he was in 09 then trying to cover the costs of all the hella extra shit he's trying to do now. No way he can sit there and say it'd be more expensive to live modestly back in Conn than to have everything he has going on now. No fucking way.

And he'd still have his friends and family, he'd still have Panda, and even if he had some crises along the way, all those hundreds of thousands he was making every year he'd be totally fine. No lie that's a chill bachelor pad he had, I'd move in there if Phil took all his shit out and rented it to me.

But nah he has to show out, prove he's The King (whatever that is), silence the haters and gotta have everyone else suck his dick. Couldn't just lay low, take some Ls along the way and bank the rest. Hell if he'd have just stayed in Conn (and saved his money) he could probably have whatever schedule he likes now too. He could "work" like 3 days a week and then "chill" the other days. Or do actual special streams like 24hr streams or how Lethalfrag did his 2 year stream but on a smaller scale (say a month) and then take a couple weeks off while uploading the shit to youtube. Guarantee people would tune in and "participate". People love being a part of those gimmick streams. But yeah he'd have total control over his schedule, he'd even have the freedom to experiment or just be a lazy ass. But he pissed all of that trying to prove himself to people who honestly don't give a fuck. They post some shit, have a laugh and move on. Meanwhile Phil's out buying houses he can't afford and moving across the country to try and shut down his critics. Who does that?
An idiot. Phil's destiny is to become a cautionary tale albeit a long winded one. The moral of the story is live within your means. I don't know what sort of help his parents tried offering him if any, but I'm sure it wasn't, "blow your load on all this new unnecessary shit and don't invest or save." Personally, I'm not tuning in for the money troubles, it's a plotline with no end, but I do enjoy playing detective. Trying to separate the lies from the facts, the stupidity from the ignorance all that. Somewhere down the line this guy got it in his head that reward derived from merit is the only standard for gauging success. That money and bragging rights supersedes honesty and true contentment. I'd almost feel bad for the guy is he hasn't proven himself a despicable human being over and over again. No matter. He hasn't learned anything and probably never will.
 
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Personally, I'm not tuning in for the money troubles, it's a plotline with no end, but I do enjoy playing detective. Trying to separate the lies from the facts, the stupidity from the ignorance all that.

What a perfect way to state exactly why I enjoy him. That's why I don't care if people toss him quarters, or $12k in subs.

It's just things for him to react to for me to gather data with.
 
Khet is gonna leave him once his paypigs dry up

Imagine being a 40 year old balding fat man, who needs to beg 12 year old through the internet to make a decent living. He is also a hermit too, he always tells his stream every small detail of his life which is an indication he doesn't really talk to people outside of that. Not to mention a couch potato lifestyle is horrible upward mobility as you age the worst it'll get trying to lose weight/change your diet. My guess is in 2-3 years or once he hits 40 alot of his fans would be grown up/too busy to watch him. Afterwards he most likely has to work a menial old end job, most likely go into debt because he is very incompetent even though he has been privileged to obtain large sums of money that most people cannot even make in their lifetimes. Realizing he has spent most of his youth sitting on a couch raging at video games. His legacy being left behind is a man-child who begs children on the internet, masterbaited in front of kids.

It's actually quite sad if you think about it
 
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What a perfect way to state exactly why I enjoy him. That's why I don't care if people toss him quarters, or $12k in subs.

It's just things for him to react to for me to gather data with.

Which I don't understand quite why some people get more satisfaction from watching him suffer in such a seriously crippling manner. DSP is the premiere LOLCOW, good for milking, but it'll get sour if you mistreat it too much. DSP is not Nick Bates.

It comes down to 2 DSP detractors. The ones that laugh at him masturbating accidentally and forgetting to open a game in a unboxing video. And those that wanna see him get hit by a car.
 
Khet is gonna leave him once his paypigs dry up

Imagine being a 40 year old balding fat man, who needs to beg 12 year old through the internet to make a decent living. He is also a hermit too, he always tells his stream every small detail of his life which is an indication he doesn't really talk to people outside of that. Not to mention a couch potato lifestyle is horrible upward mobility as you age the worst it'll get trying to lose weight/change your diet. My guess is in 2-3 years or once he hits 40 alot of his fans would be grown up/too busy to watch him. Afterwards he most likely has to work a menial old end job, most likely go into debt because he is very incompetent even though he has been privileged to obtain large sums of money that most people cannot even make in their lifetimes. Realizing he has spent most of his youth sitting on a couch raging at video games. His legacy being left behind is a man-child who begs children on the internet, masterbaited in front of kids.

It's actually quite sad if you think about it
Well said and what feels like his inevitable end. When those last drops of blood are squeezed from the stone, and Phil has to shutter the business doors he will reflect back on his epoch and still blame his detractors. The most realistic outcome I can see based on his personality, health, skill and luck is he rides this circus until it is dried up than apply for disability selling the condo and living in his childhood home after inheriting it from his deceased parents. Then, he will go back to making shitty YouTube videos on his camera phone again.
 
Yeah the pay pig front is not looking too fabulous to Dave he has what GoldenCotes left Swagginz is borderline troll/exceptional at this point and he lost Kekon and Grazy and their friend in one swoop after the 9k email surfaced.

I am still thinking there may be a sting in this emerald seven scenario its TOO perfect and this is Phil there is always a ramification, will it be cashbacks or a dry as fuck jan feb march. But its unsustainable because it is so few and far between.

Lets say this Tut saved Phil because if you look at his earnings it would be a lot lower he would of made just under 100k he had a lot more whales too this time last year, I dont think Phil realises how hard 2019 is going to be he has to refinance his house FFS to pay credit cards not his other house. Then he has to earn over 100k a year for the bank to even grant it.

The financial landscape is a lot harsher today and if he keeps using credit cards a bank will be tentative to get him to refinance because he will if worse ends need to foreclose. He should sell that place and move back he wont though because CT reminds him of his past and he is a coward.
 
"A logo is an important part of your company's brand, and makes a significant impact on a company's public perception. In fact, a logo is one of the most important branding investments a business can make. A logo can be described as the face of a company"

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Pretty amazing that big time companies in the Seattle area like Boeing and Apple etc haven't sought out this "self employed" business degree holder - he could do EASILY do a 9-5 PR role or 'continuous improvement in the area of excellence' for them

(actually strange he hasn't called him self the CEO of his business yet - he loves to big note)
 
That holiday to disney land is timed btw could this be the bill he is on about in the new year? He is definitely planning something for our equine princess.

you mean captain cuck with tyrone's hot loads?

One rumor on twitter is that he wants the 16K for refinancing the house.
 
Our current estimates put him $300k-500k in debt right now. He's already there buddy.
At that point, just shoot for the moon. Try to get the highest possible score before you die. Why even bother trying to tackle it at this point. Unless some Dickensesque benefactor comes out of the blue to fix this, DipShitPhil can not reconcile his debts without massive consequences. Phil makes it worse for himself every time he attempts to weasel out of accountability.
 
It comes down to 2 DSP detractors. The ones that laugh at him masturbating accidentally and forgetting to open a game in a unboxing video. And those that wanna see him get hit by a car.
The anger and tantrums that comes from the latter has become a new found joy for me. If things are going bad Phil gets salty, and when things go good people who want to see Phil fail get salty. No matter what there is something to laugh at.
 
The anger and tantrums that comes from the latter has become a new found joy for me. If things are going bad Phil gets salty, and when things go good people who want to see Phil fail get salty. No matter what there is something to laugh at.
Once I got actual legit angry at Phil. It was when he joked about slapping the shit out of a little girl. Never expected to lose my temper over something Phil does or said but that stuck a craw up my asshole. I had to step away and ask why I spend time even talking about this petulant man child. I can't imagine what it is like for someone to seethe and for real hate watch (not the joking hate watch like laughing at his idiocy) dsp hoping to witness his chariot go up in flames. This is entertainment, just not the kind Phil wanted or expected.
 
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