Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[ThunderPlunder]

"grandma i love your outfit, where did you get it?"

Implying that Cosmo hasn’t already stolen half of their grandmas wardrobe

 

[rabo]

"You've got us"

It's precisely because of these fucks that Cosmo's got nobody else!!!

Edit: Well Cosmo is of course also to blame.

 

[John Connor]

Stream.me stream is dead, he moved back to youtube using the smash channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwdFw2vxCZ7mEcB1ItPUNaA
at least you can chat again, but he still gets 5-10 viewers, dislike bar at 2-4

 

[Mike Hunt]

Oh Narci, you can't even treat your pathetic 20 person viewership with respect.
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Yeah, saw that as well. Cosmo will forever have low viewership counts and remain a fringe streamer as long as he keeps acting like that. He doesn't have much skills-wise to be a decent pro player nor does he have the personality to offset his average skills in order to attract a bigger audience. Wouldn't surprise me if more than half of those viewers are simply gawkers.

But as with DSP, Cosmo really only needs a few whales to stay afloat.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Imagine the conversation

Grandma: who are you and what happened to my grandson Cosmo?

Narcissa Cosmo: Cosmo's dead. I killed him. I'm narcissa, your grand daughter

Grandma: that's nice dear *internally*: I need to call 911 soon

You guys are way too .
No grandma, no matter how blind they are, is gonna mistake Narco for a woman. At best, the poor woman is gonna think a goblin has invaded her home.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

Well. At the current moment ol’ Cosmo is crying about food....I don’t for a second believe it though. We all know his diet consists solely of Soylent

 

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[sad trombone]

 

[ZE 021]

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[sad trombone]

Naegleria isn't trans, that red haired one is a different person

 

[0 0]

Naeglaria isn't trans, that red haired one is a different person

Oh. Guess that's what happens when you believe memes.

 

[Kiislova]

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[sad trombone]

Soy
Not even once

 

[ThunderPlunder]

Breaking news, Narcissa has just achieved the goal of getting every single fighter in SSBU to the "elite smash" status, to the deafening applause of her 5 person fanbase.
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Yeah it only took 20 days of gobloid induced 18hr play sessions.

I’ve also found something that irritates me to no end. Cosmo refuses to engage in commentary, yet still won’t mute his mic. I was passively gawking last night and I had to mute him because the creature was fumbling around with some paper food wrapper like a spaz

 

[0 0]

Breaking news, Narcissa has just achieved the goal of getting every single fighter in SSBU to the "elite smash" status, to the deafening applause of her 5 person fanbase.
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That's not particularly difficult since you generally gain more GSP than you lose. Any moron who bashes their head against it long enough can do that. Hell, I've gotten characters to Elite Smash status just through whipping them out to goof around by accident.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwdFw2vxCZ7mEcB1ItPUNaA/videos

>disabled likes/dislikes
>literally no views in a few videos


This is what happens when you push away your own fans, think you can get away with being a prick, and stream yourself having mental breakdowns, sleeping, or just crying like a little bitch. People don't want to go near your shit.

 

[Spoonomancer]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwdFw2vxCZ7mEcB1ItPUNaA/videos

>disabled likes/dislikes
>literally no views in a few videos
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This is what happens when you push away your own fans, think you can get away with being a prick, and stream yourself having mental breakdowns, sleeping, or just crying like a little bitch. People don't want to go near your shit.

"please accidentally click my online matches, I swear they're the same quality as tourneys" It's also funny how the initial "I'm trans now" tweet got 1k+ likes but most of his tweets now barely break even 50 likes, even when he has people like Etika and many different Smash bros professionals following him...

 

[Atsuta]

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[sad trombone]

It's really hard to pin down the most mentally unstable out of these three. Cosmo's a top contender for sure, but I bet Miles could give him a run for his money if his streams were as crazy as his Twitter output. Ever since trooning out he's tweeting each fucking day (!) how he's in love with his boobs and that he's a girl now. I hope he doesn't believe in the bullshit he tweets because who would considering how he looks like. Even his family seems to have abandoned him after he trooned out. So much lolcow potential but he's not yet delivering.

 

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]

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[sad trombone]

I am going to clear up this picture. Of the three on the couch on the left is Cosmo now Narcissa https://twitter.com/narcissawright/, centre is Miles now Claris https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn and on the right is Naeglaria https://twitter.com/naegleria1 who is not trans and in fact organises the GDQ alternative https://nasamarathon.com. The trans... person cropped on the right is Emeraldaly https://twitter.com/emerald_aly I don't know anything about them pre "tranisiton".

 

[Drip Feed]

You guys are way too .
No grandma, no matter how blind they are, is gonna mistake Narco for a woman. At best, the poor woman is gonna think a goblin has invaded her home.

Its funny that someone like Andy Milinakis gets confused for a woman daily irl but Narci struggles to be confused for a woman online, i mean, theres even FFS like tools to make your skin look cleaner and smoother, Zero effort in make up and in filters, not that i think they would help tbh.

Heres to the new year, 2019 Any% keeping the apartment run, lets do it!

 

[DiabeticSP]

Cosmo has always looked like a weird alien.


Its hard to pass as any gender when you're some fucked up zombie goblin freak.


If he stays locked in his room with his soylent this might finally be the year he turns translucent.

 

[Bleachedanoos]

I am going to clear up this picture. Of the three on the couch on the left is Cosmo now Narcissa https://twitter.com/narcissawright/, centre is Miles now Claris https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn and on the right is Naeglaria https://twitter.com/naegleria1 who is not trans and in fact organises the GDQ alternative https://nasamarathon.com. The trans... person cropped on the right is Emeraldaly https://twitter.com/emerald_aly I don't know anything about them pre "tranisiton".

Are they all gay or do they have sex with women if at all? Maybe there is something to be said about the hobby of speed running that functions like an Orange Clockwork brainwashing camp. Lot of gayballs at GDQ this year.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Are they all gay or do they have sex with women if at all? Maybe there is something to be said about the hobby of speed running that functions like an Orange Clockwork brainwashing camp. Lot of gayballs at GDQ this year.

It's been mentioned before that there are a lot of speedrunners out there, and most of them are not anything too odd. GDQ just likes to go out of its way to pick the tranny weirdos.