Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Every time I see Chris say 'Keep The Faith' I just think of this.

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Then I imagine him trying to dance like in the Northern Soul scene and it makes me smile.
 
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️ronic said:
Why does this read like a sales pitch?
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Because it's the only way Chris knows how to sell other people to his delusions. You have to remember that Borb let the TV babysit Chris when they went to their watering hole. Basically, anything that Chris tries to sell people from this stupid dimensional merge, to the eBay/Etsy/patreon/Kickstarter bullshit all sounded like a commercial.
 
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I just now realized that Chris made up C-197 specifically so that when combined with Marvel's Earth designation (1218 ), the new combined dimension name would result in his birthday (1C- 21 1987).

EDIT: Disregard that; I suck cocks. Chris was born 2/24/1982. I don't know what I was thinking. Should have made a Dimension C[WC]-492 instead for added ego points.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
I wonder what "Magi-Chan" has in store for the end of the year. There could be fireworks, there could be le ebig flameout, there could be another embarrassing video release, or there could be nothing at all. Regardless, we can rest assured that Chris will shit himself and do nothing. Happy New Year!
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This post is amusing and prophetic in hindsight of the last days shenanigans.
 
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DeathHeat said:
You make a good point. Although it seems obvious Chris has shoved everyone away, usually by now someone or other would step in.
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Has people like Kim, Watermelon, given up on Chris?
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To be quite honest, that's a good question. But then again, I think the only places he posts his delusions is on Twitter, I don't think he's posted to Facebook about them, because Chris knows if he did, than people like Kim, watermelon, Anna, or even his other Facebook friends would comment on his post telling him how he needs to get serious help and that the merge is never going to happen. Remember, Chris doesn't like it when his delusions end up with holes in them from others people's sanity.

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Hey @The Captain anything you'd like to comment about your mention here? Thought you were backing away.
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Right? I'm glad someone else caught that as well. It's pretty funny that the captain took a hiatus from Chris, but after yesterday's mess, Chris ends up telling everyone not to pester himself, Lukas, or the captain. I don't know if Chris is referring to someone else here, but if he's not, the captain has some explaining to do as to why he was part of this mess.
 
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I'm trying to figure out how much of these twitter posts is troons freaking and trying to keep their tranny clutches on Chris by backpedaling on merger shit and how much is Chris freaking out trying to rationalize away the clear evidence that Magi-chan is one of his friends and it's been a lie all along.

Fucking teen troons. Lamest attention whore shit ever.
 
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nvrwastetree said:
Right? I'm glad someone else caught that as well. It's pretty funny that the captain took a hiatus from Chris, but after yesterday's mess, Chris ends up telling everyone not to pester himself, Lukas, or the captain. I don't know if Chris is referring to someone else here, but if he's not, the captain has some explaining to do as to why he was part of this mess.
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Isnt that just because 'Lukas' and the Captain were the only 2 people who's phone numbers got outted on Twitter in this bout of shit-flinging?

(Afaik, 'Lukas' Captains phone number, then deleted the tweet, just before Chris's tweet; Personally, was wondering if that meant Lukas = 'Magichan', with access to Chris Twitter, and got Cap's number that way- but tbh I'm pretty lost with this whole autistic mess)
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Involvement with Chris is permanent. That is common knowledge. Examples go as far back as Mary Lee Walsh and Megan, they still show up on CWC related searches. The Captain should have already known this going in.
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You can check out of Hotel CWCville any time you like, but you can't ever leave.
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Involvement with Chris is permanent.
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You just have to know when to pull out and know how much pressure you can apply to make an impact, but not an impression. Sure, your name won't be written on the tapestry, but that is probably a good thing considering involvement with Chris leads to misfortune.
 
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