Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Tfw the dimensional merge actually happens,and you get to be facehumped by rosechu

The dimension merge happens and you find child rapists like Nick Bates now have superpowers and can not be stopped without calling the aid of an autistic manchild.

Dear lord, what kind of hell is coming

When the dimensions merge, will Chris still avoid responsibility? None are quite sure.

but the answer is yes

As far I can tell. The only thing he's excited about is fighting super villains. Which certainly explains why people here will be "I don't feel so good"ed in an agonizing way for bullying Chris and being a politician, while people responsible for genocides like Magneto will get a pass.
 
The dimension merge happens and you find child rapists like Nick Bates now have superpowers and can not be stopped without calling the aid of an autistic manchild.

Dear lord, what kind of hell is coming



As far I can tell. The only thing he's excited about is fighting super villains. Which certainly explains why people here will be "I don't feel so good"ed in an agonizing way for bullying Chris and being a politician, while people responsible for genocides like Magneto will get a pass.
Honestly, it seems like a natural continuation of Chris's mindset. He's escaped so far into TV, comics, games, and his own make-believe world that he wants it encompass the entirety of his existence. Real people are punished by the merge because they commit one great sin: they force him to face some aspect of reality. I could be totally wrong, but it would go to explain why he believes that beyond his general pettiness.
 
I can't wait. Anime ladyboys (ladyhogs?) for everyone!

I'm sure we'll miss out, though. You have to have your third eye open to receive electrical powers, and I don't think I can fit an old dreamcast in mine like Chris does.

Seriously though, you know he's going to say the merge has absolutely happened, but we're just not attuned enough to see it (or something). Anything but accepting reality.
 
Oh dear. Chris is biting down harder on the merge and drinking in more denial. He sounds pretty desperate for it to happen.

He sounds like Mark David Chapman and the Little People.

Slowly, Mark began to retreat into a world of fantasy where he was completely in control. In his biography, written by Jack Jones, Mark says, “I used to fantasize that I was a king, and I had all these Little People around me and that they lived in the walls. And that I was their hero and was in the paper every day and I was on TV every day, their TV, and that I was important. They all kind of worshipped me, you know. It was like I could do no wrong.”

Mark often held concerts for his loyal and faithful subjects. He would play music for them; his favorite recordings – and theirs –- were songs by The Beatles.

But Mark was not always a benevolent ruler. “Sometimes, when I’d get mad, I’d blow some of them up. I’d have this push-button thing, part of the [sofa], and I’d, like, get mad and blow out part of the wall and a lot of them would die. But the people would still forgive me for that, and, you know, everything got back to normal. That’s a fantasy I had for many years,” he told his biographer.

Mark told his Little People he intended to go to New York and kill John Lennon. They begged him fervently not to do so. “Please, think of your wife. Please, Mr. President. Think of your mother. Think of yourself.” He told them that his mind was made up. Their reaction was silence.
 
He sounds like Mark David Chapman and the Little People.

Slowly, Mark began to retreat into a world of fantasy where he was completely in control. In his biography, written by Jack Jones, Mark says, “I used to fantasize that I was a king, and I had all these Little People around me and that they lived in the walls. And that I was their hero and was in the paper every day and I was on TV every day, their TV, and that I was important. They all kind of worshipped me, you know. It was like I could do no wrong.”

Mark often held concerts for his loyal and faithful subjects. He would play music for them; his favorite recordings – and theirs –- were songs by The Beatles.

But Mark was not always a benevolent ruler. “Sometimes, when I’d get mad, I’d blow some of them up. I’d have this push-button thing, part of the [sofa], and I’d, like, get mad and blow out part of the wall and a lot of them would die. But the people would still forgive me for that, and, you know, everything got back to normal. That’s a fantasy I had for many years,” he told his biographer.

Mark told his Little People he intended to go to New York and kill John Lennon. They begged him fervently not to do so. “Please, think of your wife. Please, Mr. President. Think of your mother. Think of yourself.” He told them that his mind was made up. Their reaction was silence.

It really says something when even your delusions think something is a bad idea!
 
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