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Twitch can't prove that you don't own an original cart, nor can they force you to incriminate yourself.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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big ups liquid richard
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DSP by his own admission though, can. Which he did. Unless he's got a sealed copy somewhere...
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I think if Twitch could be convinced to pull DSP's polish sausage out of their mouth long enough to break out the riding crop and spank him they've already been given enough excuse as it is.
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Dave sure loves to destroy everything he used to love and have fun doing. And how are we jealous of him again?
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DSP is sick because he snorts.
A runny nose is your body trying to expell something it has encased in mucous. Blowing your nose removes the bad stuff. Snorting holds it inside your body and actively fights against your immune system.
A runny nose is your body trying to expell something it has encased in mucous. Blowing your nose removes the bad stuff. Snorting holds it inside your body and actively fights against your immune system.
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Snorting is the top of the sickness iceberg as far as Phil is concerned, but I take your point.
Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen/heard the man blow his nose. Which, of course, in my mind further reinforces the theory that his """uncontrollable""" body noises are all just to spite his viewers, like some pig-drunk fan at a football game, belching and ripping ass because he's under the impression it makes him more macho.
Which, again, reinforces another theory, that one being that Dave is Washington state's biggest closet case.
Layers, man.
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That's because he either turns off his webcam or leaves the room and because he mutes his microphone.
Yes, the man that snorts, sniffs, throat clears, and belches into a microphone all day crosses the line at blowing his nose. He's really specific about it.
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Maybe he has one of those really embarrassing, incredibly loud old man honks when he blows his nose and he's been mocked for it.
George Beorge
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Phil has a post nasal drip. Having a 24/7 runny nose is something he legitimately can't help.
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Holy shit I never thought of that. Whenever I make fun of Pigroach by describing him snorting and honking, I just assumed it was either him not being arsed to blow his nose or a just another horrid tick in the collection like his rocking (autism), t-posing (autism), and his flailing (more autism).
This actually is probably why the Pig does this, alongside with him probably being genuinely autistic. Remember that one of his main drives in wanting to die penniless is he wants to show off and prove that he is a big boy with big responsibilities and has succeeded; he has this compulsion to show things off and bluster. He also is a moron that seems to have gotten the idea he has to be macho, mainly due to his insecurity, ego, and cowardice. Case in point, this is why he avoids scary games so often and does the "I'm not angry/scared" laugh and talk over the game in the rare occasion he does. See also why he also loves to talk shit so much (at least whenever he feels like he won't be able to have to deal with responses he can't control). This would also perfectly explain why Pigroach can and does stop snorting and honking whenever Twitch ever actually looks at him.
This fat and filled with fear faggot thinks snorting and honking like a pig makes him look like a big strong man; how pathetic.
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There’s a normal, culturally acceptable way to sniff up nose juice and DSP doesn’t do it. I tried to find a YouTube video to show the proper technique, but all I found after ten seconds of back breaking effort was:
...so whatever. Someone tell him to put that on prestream.
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Except for when Twitch mods are lurking in the chat or he's doing a shill stream, then his snorting and all the other bad habits seem to mysteriously disappear. He can control it when he wants to, he just chooses not to. Phil is a gross pig when he thinks only his fans are watching, which illustrates the complete lack of respect he has for them.
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This. Rewatch the Kat streams. How many times did he snort?
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He cleared his throat once and burped once
gaarashatan
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ya but he has never said why he has it. which is mostly caused due to allergies and flu and such. and after 10 years he still doesnt have the decency to have a quick mute button nearby for his disgusting habits
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KG was finally told that even among the 5 or so active member of Phil's dead forum, he is the only one who is fetish and likes to have sex with horses.....
His horse fetish was revealed way before Kat came into the picture, he must have connected to Phil with that........
His horse fetish was revealed way before Kat came into the picture, he must have connected to Phil with that........
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floyd seems like a sensible person. you can tell kg is a weirdo in 2 sentences
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I still believe it's an Easter Egg placed by the writers to acknowledge us.
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