Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[OG 666]

A couple days ago, she posted a long list of totally-true-and-definitely-not-made-up random facts about herself. Full caption pasted below since it's too fucking long to fit in one screenshot. Pardon me if I'm late on this, but apparently Kelly has DID? I wonder how many headmates she has.

I'm bored. Yep. So I'm just gonna share random facts about me! I lived in a group home for 3 years, a few homeless shelters, and 2 ish years in a tertiary psych rehab. I've been diagnosed with PTSD and DID (dissociative identity disorder) It's nothing like the way hollywood portrays it. I'm totally willing to answer questions! I dropped out of school in grade 10, but a few years later got my full high school diploma! (Not GED) I mask insecurities with humour, I can usually make ppl laugh, which makes me feel functional. I got fired from McDonald's for using a mop to clean a spilled drink on a bench. I had no idea that was a cardinal sin! (I also did housekeeping for a motel). I'm paused in my second year of college (BOA). I started ballet at age 19, but did the same level of exams as my class mates who have danced since toddlerhood! ⬅ I make new words. I've eaten whale... Omg that was a 1 time thing. Awwwffulll. If I see puke, I will run so fast that I'll just be a blur (emetophobia). I love the smell of Chompy yawn breath! At one point, I planned to be a nun. #iblewthatinmorewaysthan1 I've had over 70 blood transfusions (girl probs). I had dread locks for 2 years. I've been in a morgue... I have 4 sisters (I'm a twin) and 1 brother. I was caught shoplifting... Aahhhh! I've only been drunk once, and I was six. I got super sick, and refuse to get drunk because of that. I've survived a tornado! #prairygirlprobs I have yet to watch any of the Harry Potter movies (or books). I have struggled with anorexia... Obvs not currently. That's all for now. Tell me a fact about you!

 

[CN 925]

The only one I fully believe is the shoplifting one. Maybe the one about smelling her cat's butt-breath.

She shared screenshots from the night she got drunk on Lolcow. She was 36.

I wonder if Kelly's DID headmate is the one who rapes her in the mountains.

 

[Lurkette]

I started ballet at age 19, but did the same level of exams as my class mates who have danced since toddlerhood!

It may have been pointed out already, but this ticked me off. I danced from the age of 3 to about 16, with my main classes being ballet, tap and jazz, and even did alright in competitions. This is only possible if her dance studio was shit, or her friends were massive casuals, if only for the mere fact of flexibility and muscle memory; you're not going to achieve any amount of grace in what I'm assuming she's claiming is one year, unless she was working her goddamn ass off everyday. Not to mention all of the individual moves and positions named in french you have to know by heart, then be able to do damn near perfectly and consistently on a dime. Has anyone ever asked her about ballet terminology, or how far she got in her class? Probably not since it's one of the smaller lies...still, would be interesting to see her try to say AND do them.

Loolololol I wanna see her do the exercises

Also she has terrible form in this picture. Leg is bent, too far away from the wall, doesn't seem to be pointing her foot enough, standing leg is pointing straight forward instead of out...tsktsk. I'll give her slack for her chest being up since she's balancing on her IV drip.

Spoiler

that's it, that's all i wanted to pick apart
have a good day

 

[ShaCletus]

Theme for this thread and those legs:

 

[OG 666]

A few updates from our favorite decaying corpse, just in time for the holidays!

She posted some new photos of her rotting flesh, and she claims that doctors have encouraged her to cut away the flesh on her own if she's able to at home, which seems totally legit. I think these are probably some of the most detailed photos she's posted, so view with caution.

Spoiler: NSFL

In her next post, she explains that she called 911 and was being seen in the hospital because she wanted attention the day before Christmas her leg was hurting her. But don't worry, she was feeling well enough to take a selfie in the hospital bed and write a fucking essay of a caption:

Sorry to leave you all hanging, I was pretty choked that my last post was deleted before I could even see your comments. I'm really fed up with BS haters. Yesterday morning I woke up with excruciating pain, and what looked like a huge dark traveling bruise over the back non wouned part of my leg. I mean 10/10 pain. My immediate fear was blood clot, and then rapidly spreading infection. We called 911. I got to the hospital and was seen right away. Thankfully my blood work showed no infection, just the usual low hgb and high platelets. I again was told debriding is risky, because the skin they would use from my body, is more than likely just like the skin on my legs. And I'm not ok with the idea of a cadaver! No clots, or rapid infection, "just disease progression". The doctors and nurses were nice, and agreed that I'm well looked after in the community, and that hospitalization would likely increase my risk of infection and be emotionally detrimental. So again, I'm home waiting to hear from plastics, vascular and infectious disease doctors. Oh also I showed the gruesome vid of pus to my doctor who said he is so thankful patients photograph things they can't show or explain. He said the pus and the blood were infact positive. Unlikely to infect my blood, showing circulation, and my body ridding of hazardous waste. I was so relieved. Anyways, I'm sorry I didn't get your comments or post anything, again, I was really upset with my post being deleted. I'm sure it's reposted somewhere for malicious reasons. Don't even wanna think about it. Thank you all for the encouragement. I'd post a pic of what the painful part looks like- actually, I'll throw a pic in my story. Ask questions if you have em, because I know I miss important stuff. Merry Christmas Eve! It's just me and Chompy today and tomorrow.

Her next couple of posts aren't very interesting, aside from her reminding people that she is spending Christmas alone with her cat.

In very recent news, she made a few posts to her Instagram story in the past hour, claiming that someone has hacked her account. She did not bother to explain how she is still able to post thot selfies despite being "hacked," but I'm sure she wouldn't make up some random nonsensical story just for the sake of attention, right?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Holy fucking shit. Imagine needing attention so badly that you turn your legs into rotten casserole.

 

[Bees]

"I again was told debriding is risky, because the skin they would use from my body, is more than likely just like the skin on my legs. "

Debriding is removing dead tissue from the wounds, and a wound that needs debridment is not a wound that can be considered for a skin graft. Fucking sped.

 

[SpaceAce]

A few updates from our favorite decaying corpse, just in time for the holidays!
She posted some new photos of her rotting flesh, and she claims that doctors have encouraged her to cut away the flesh on her own if she's able to at home, which seems totally legit.

Thanks for the detailed update!

Holy fuck, I think the rot is getting to her brain if she legit thinks anyone will believe a DOCTOR told her, a crazy who claims to have a severe blood condition and can't stop bleeding (herself), to cut away at her own rotten flesh.
None of her followers actually buy any of this, I'm convinced of this now. There's no way any of them actually care past some nodding and smiling while writing another copy/paste "OMG you're so brave <3 <3" response and then moving on with their lives. She even admits herself that it's just her and the cat she's tried to kill (twice) alone for the holidays, not even a holiday visit from her own twin! I can't think of a more hilarious fate for an attention whore than to be completely alone, especially at the one time of year that most of us are surrounded by friends and family.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I wonder how much her chronic attention-seeking coupled with her willingness to engage in extraordinary self harm to get that attention is why she was sent home from the ER. I mean, I don't think an ER would send a Munchausen's patient home to die in order to avoid giving her the attention she craves - if she is near death, they would treat her - but I also think fear of infection in a hospital setting may be a convenient excuse to get her out of there and try to send the message that she will not get what she seeks from that ER - namely dozens of medical professionals fawning over her. Repeatedly refusing to admit her they send the message that it's a waste of time for her to exacerbate her wounds or engage in new self harm tactics because she has no assurance she will be hospitalized each time she needs attention.

But then again, her bluff was called on the red blood cell issue and here we are. She just upped the ante. What the fuck would her escalation look like if doctors called her bluff on her legs.

I genuinely do not know how she is still alive. People die from far less than this.

 

[exhausted]

Her legs remind me of the fat cap on smoked pork.
I'm not eating pork for a long time.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I'm never eating spinach pizza ever again. Digiorno and Freschetta should sue.

 

[OG 666]

@SpaceAce your post got a shoutout in her Instagram story. We did it, Reddit! Also, she posted a pic of herself crying about the bulliez.

 

[Bees]

@SpaceAce We did it, Reddit!

omg groce

 

[SpaceAce]

@SpaceAce your post got a shoutout in her Instagram story. We did it, Reddit! Also, she posted a pic of herself crying about the bulliez.
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Haha she’s just pissy because we all ignored her obvious sock puppet after she spent her holiday alone rating and commenting on her own bullshit.
Not sure if posting a screncap that points out her obvious lies to her few supporters is a smart move on her part, but then again neither is smearing shit in your cuts so this is all just par for the course for Kelly.
Half of all the “hate” written by “bullies” on the net was authored by Kelly herself (as proven on lolcow) so she can’t be too devastated by it all.
Also “bullies don’t discriminate”? This is new and confusing, Usually cows are screaming discrimination. Kelly is either using words she doesn’t understand or she desperately needs lessons on professional victim hood from some of our tumbler cows.

 

[Literallylegit]

bullies don’t discriminate

She was talking about age from what I made of it. I'm new here, my last comment was deleted... I missed some law. I don't think she is evil enough to hurt her bff cat, (can't find what I wanted to quote. Looking in her recent pics, the issue seems to be wrapping around her whole leg now, I don't find her wounds to be indicative of self induced? How would poop do what is now happening to her legs? I just dont think it's a matter of munchausen, but infact the actual disease. I don't personally hate her the way some of you do. I may be biased as I know Kelly in the real world. I'm on the fence here, I don't fully believe she would do these things. I'm more of a friend with her sister, and she really treats her family like crap. The attention seeking might be a result of being the under dog in her family. I find it hard to think that I'm the only one not sold on this. There was a person (info from Kelly) that was heavily involved in lolcow, that did indeed off herself. I think she said it was accidental. My thoughts are, maybe some people really take what's said in these forums too seriously, to the point of mental break down. Is that the idea? I just think it's sad that she reads these, and then carries it with her. Most of them seem to tell some ppl off, then move on. I think this might be seriously harmful. I think it's screwed up if I get kicked out of here. I'm not saying she is legit for sure/or not, but it's confusing to decipher what's real or what's just "for fun" (accusations about her). Excuse my newness as I learn quoting etc. This has way surpassed the effort I wanted to put out, but I'd like to understand the facts.

 

[Wafflehaus]

Kelly. Your sockpuppets are even more noticeable in a proper forums-with-accounts set up.

 

[SpaceAce]

Kelly. Your sockpuppets are even more noticeable in a proper forums-with-accounts set up.

Just ignore her. She’s either desperate for any kind of acknowledgement or trying to bait us into writing something specific she can use to play the victim with (like she didn’t when she suggested and seconded her own lolcow thread)

On the topic of stupid bullshit tho, I am sad to report that it looks like she deleted the screenshot she took from here before the comments could be harvested for lols. Smart money says she wasn’t getting the respons3s she wanted or expected.

 

[Broken Pussy]

She was talking about age from what I made of it. I'm new here, my last comment was deleted... I missed some law. I don't think she is evil enough to hurt her bff cat, (can't find what I wanted to quote. Looking in her recent pics, the issue seems to be wrapping around her whole leg now, I don't find her wounds to be indicative of self induced? How would poop do what is now happening to her legs? I just dont think it's a matter of munchausen, but infact the actual disease. I don't personally hate her the way some of you do. I may be biased as I know Kelly in the real world. I'm on the fence here, I don't fully believe she would do these things. I'm more of a friend with her sister, and she really treats her family like crap. The attention seeking might be a result of being the under dog in her family. I find it hard to think that I'm the only one not sold on this. There was a person (info from Kelly) that was heavily involved in lolcow, that did indeed off herself. I think she said it was accidental. My thoughts are, maybe some people really take what's said in these forums too seriously, to the point of mental break down. Is that the idea? I just think it's sad that she reads these, and then carries it with her. Most of them seem to tell some ppl off, then move on. I think this might be seriously harmful. I think it's screwed up if I get kicked out of here. I'm not saying she is legit for sure/or not, but it's confusing to decipher what's real or what's just "for fun" (accusations about her). Excuse my newness as I learn quoting etc. This has way surpassed the effort I wanted to put out, but I'd like to understand the facts.

Kelly, the reason your previous post was deleted was because you were being an asshole. And the reason your other account was threadbanned was because you were derailing the thread with stupid posts. And the reason I’m threadbanning this account is because you’re clearly a sock puppet, which is against the rules. If you could behave yourself, you could participate.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I briefly skimmed through lolcow and didn't see anything, but do we know anything about her past beyond that she's been in psych wards, self harms, and use to dance? What made her so batshit, especially since her twin appears to be more or less normal?

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

I briefly skimmed through lolcow and didn't see anything, but do we know anything about her past beyond that she's been in psych wards, self harms, and use to dance? What made her so batshit, especially since her twin appears to be more or less normal?

I had nothing better to do and so I took a closer look at the lolcow archive. I haven't been able to find anything really on her childhood. She has a twin (with a different birthday and last name) and rarely speaks about her birth family. From what I've read so far, her twin has stopped supporting her through the medical stuff. We know the spent a couple years in Hillside, the psych ward, but I haven't been able to find any details on that yet. I'm still making my way through the thread, but here are some visuals.

Spoiler: Screengrabs from Lolcow

Here's her post confessing her previous self harming. It looks like it was localized to her arms, and supposedly she stopped cutting when she "got sick":

Here are a couple of images of her SI scars:

Here's an interesting note from a doctor. This is what I can make out: "C lives alone, 1 cat. Very friendly. Avoids eye contact and can be 'child like' in her speech. C can become easily upset when describing her time @ KGH in emergency department as she states, "No one knows what's wrong with me." C very teary eyed ..." That's all I've got. Anyone else?

And here are some "twin facts":