🎨 Artcow JDR / Jennifer Diane Reitz / Chatoyance - The Original Crazy Tranny

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JDR is one of my favorite lolcows, although I don't know if she's really too active anymore. Read this huge pile of words if you dare. It's excerpts from her diary about how her life is meaningless since her husband won't program her bideo jame for her.
Other lol-worthy things about JDR:
-She ran Happypuppy.com, sold it for $1 million back during the dot com bubble, blew all the money on toys and anime

-Doesn't work, Stephen is the only one in the "family" who works (which is probably why he doesn't have time to make her fucking game, plus she'd almost certainly be a client from hell as far as vague and ever-changing design guidelines went)

- Started transsexual.org, which still comes up as the second result if you google "transsexual"
 
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Holy crap, it's been so long since I've heard about Happy Puppy. Can't believe she ran it.
 
sonichuis44 said:
JDR is one of my favorite lolcows, although I don't know if she's really too active anymore. Read this huge pile of words if you dare. It's excerpts from her diary about how her life is meaningless since her husband won't program her bideo jame for her.
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i read that journal. i read every word in that journal.

tl;dr: she hates stephen, almost as much as she hates arthur conan doyle
 
DirtbagDeluxe said:
i read that journal. i read every word in that journal.

tl;dr: she hates stephen, almost as much as she hates arthur conan doyle
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In addition to hating Stephen, she also values her own ability waaaaaay too much. One nice quote:
hoo boy said:
A counselor could only but advise me to either redirect my overwhelming artistic drives into a different medium (impossible, for I began by trying, and succeeding at, virtually all other media, before finding electronic games
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We're going at this all wrong guys, she's a world treasure! We should all be so lucky as to know a master of all artistic mediums. :lol:
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
How did she become a millionaire anyways and is she still one?
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She had a very popular game demo site in the early days of the web, which they sold for a flat million. They then lost all the money in bad investments and presumed overspending on nerd shit. They currently live as a quartet of two trannies, a fat chick, and a software dude, who provides the household's sole income.

I've been enjoying JDR's content since those early internet days. She did turn brony and write over a million words of fanfic and start some minor drama in that realm, but she's been largely quiet for the past year. It sounds like her health is getting bad and they're pretty much completely broke. So yeah, lots of vintage lols, but she's essentially inactive.
 
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JDR was a lot of fun way back on Portal of Evil, but I don't know if she's done much lately. What's she been up to?
 
Maggots on a Train v2 said:
Xie had xiz first heart attack over a decade ago. The instant I saw the thread, I thought the pudgy programmer husband had finally been freed.
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JDR is extremely misanthropic and paranoid, one time refusing treatment at hospital after a heart attack because he was afraid a white doctor would poison him.
 
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I also thought this thread had been bumped because of death, and was surprised at the thought that the (non) news had reached the internet at all. As far as I know, the only public forum on which JDR is still active is "her" FIMfiction page, but even that's just occasional birthday wishes from friends and the odd nerdwank about misanthropic philosophies of ponification. A blog post there dated February of 2017 announces a retirement from MLPfic (archive) and gives some biased overview of the last juicy drama she was involved in. Her personal site was last updated in 2016, with yet another re-telling of the tragic tale of her unfinished procedurally-generated oh-so-genius game, Multiverse, which she would later attempt to resurrect as Kokoro Wish. (archive)

Jenny's right alongside Gonterman in terms of epic early internet weirdos, but there's not much left to see unless you've never delved into JDR's personal Sonichu, Unicorn Jelly and it's spin-offs. A good number of her web 1.0 sites are still online, and of course transsexual.org endures. It's a tremendous loss that no archive exists of her war of words against Portal of Evil afaik, but alas. The official Unicorn Jelly forums are also down, which is a shame as they contained some great content from diaper-fetishist furvert Alfador Fox, among others.

JDR was the template for so many of the traits we now associate with internet troonery that it's interesting how she gets no love from the (slightly) younger generation of perpetually victimized shitty game developer "lesbian" anime fetishist furry spergs. Also, wtf is up with troons and shit.
 
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