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Broke: Killing is bad.
Woke: It's okay to kill people if I don't like them!
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- Thread starter SpessCaptain
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I had the same problem until I deleted my Reddit account. There's no getting through to such people, and the best you can hope for is they get the commie paradise they desire and are lined up along a wall with the other commies deemed not good enough, by the more pure commies.
Boss Bass
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Previously: 1 in a hundred people think my idea is rational, I’m probably wrong here.
Reddit: everyone in the thread thinks I’m rational, what a wonderful time to be alive!
Reddit: everyone in the thread thinks I’m rational, what a wonderful time to be alive!
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Here's a delicious one from Comandante Guevara: "Si, hemos fusilado. Estamos fusilando, y siguiremos fusilando hasta que no se hace falta." "Yes we have [used firing squads]. We are using them, and we will continue using them until it's no longer necessary."
As for the rest, it's probably just some residual "It's a small world" bullshit I'm clinging to, like Anne Frank when she said, "In my heart I still believe people are good." Pity they couldn't have asked her *after* she'd spent some time in a Nazi death camp. Anyway, my New Years Resolution is to institute the Noreddit rule. In the meantime, it is kind of fun seeing just how spun up I can bait them into. Not very sporting, mind you.
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"the existance of loli is an insult to petite women"
https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensa...n_get_sex_or_looks_apparently_cant_have_both/
http://archive.is/8VjYW
Humblebragging about how they have no body odor is so dumb in a comments section where everyone is talking about nose blindness and people not noticing they smell bad.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/a9yuoy/how_many_times_have_you_been_turned_off_by_a/
wateryketchup
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Ya know most people can't tell what they smell like because they're around themselves all the time so fishy over here might just be oblivious
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The compassionate liberal cries out as he strikes you.
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User is banned from off my chest for regretting thier transistion and the thread is locked:https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest...ret_my_transition_and_i_dont_know_what_to_do/
They describe it further in r/vents:https://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/comments/aa7f4q/i_was_banned_from_offmychest_for_opening_up_about/
Archive:http://archive.fo/n5bKT
They describe it further in r/vents:https://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/comments/aa7f4q/i_was_banned_from_offmychest_for_opening_up_about/
Archive:http://archive.fo/n5bKT
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"I got a double mastectomy in 2016. I have lived the last 4 years of my life as a man, and I regret the whole thing."
How do you get banned from r/offmychest for removing your chest?
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Because it goes against the narrative of transitioning being the best thing ever for trannies.
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And yet she comically ignores that if it doesn't smell like "anything" your bacteria's probably fucked to hell too. I wouldn't be surprised if she douches.
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The people being sympathetic to this dude need to realize that being gay is not a get out of jail free card. Gay people aren't precious angels incapable of being as shitty as anyone else. This guy cheated on his partner, putting her at risk and ultimately infecting her with an STD that will last the rest of her life. Whatever reasoning he had doesn't change that what he did was terrible.
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Man that is fucked. I mean i get having a beards i know of are in on the whole sham marriage deal. This women seems like she manged to choose the worst people in her life at every imaginable step. The whole "I wish you got an abortion" calls in to question this women's ability to question people character.
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This guy sounds terrible. Cheating and giving your wife an std isn’t enough, he wishes his own kids were aborted. I don’t know the full story, but based off of what the wife said, I’d side with her. No one deserves to be blindsided about their spouse’s sexuality. It’s despicable and the fact that people side with him because he’s gay is a terrible excuse. Being gay doesn’t give you an excuse to treat your own spouse like garbage.
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I don't get affected by anything on Reddit but this shit got close. Dude living the cuck life; losing his wife to his son and then buying them a honeymoon. Even for degenerates into this shit, since post 1 people have said it was messed up.
yesterday while our kids were at school we agreed to talk this over lunch at the house. As we sat down she seemed nervous as if she was under interrogation. I asked her if this was really something she wanted? I told her that if we did this it would really change our family dynamic in a way that may never go back. She was silent for a moment but re-affirmed her position that she wanted to go through with this. After reading a lot of the comments from the last post I made the decision that it would be better to be a part of this than have it just happen behind my back. I told her she had my blessing.
It felt kind of good to see the relief on her face as I basically gave her permission to cheat on me with my own son. After that we started talking ground rules.
Rule 1: No sexting or sharing images with people outside of the triangle. This was more for him in case he wanted to show off to his friends.
Rule 2: No PDA in public between the two. This isn’t because I’ll be jealous watching my son make out with my wife. This is a small town and word travels very quickly. They are more than welcome to make out and play with each other at home but I don’t want them to get arrested or anything.
Rule 3: No breeding sex. My wife seemed to want to fight me on this as it’s a major kink for her but the risks are too high. Like I said we can support another kid and we’ve thrown out the idea of having another man get her pregnant but the risk of mutations are too high.
We laid down a few more rules in a document and printed it out. We both signed it and then sat around waiting for our son to get back from school. Meanwhile she showed me all the messages she and her son had been sending her (She uses an old phone with a different number for all her dirty messaging with her bulls). I was shocked at how intense they had gotten. There were messages talking about finally meeting up, plenty of videos of him jerking off for her, A whole string of text of her urging him to knock her up. I’m no longer sure if I ever had a say in the matter at this point but it’s too late to go back.
When our son came back I asked him to meet me in my office room. He sort of brushed me off until his mother ordered him to come in where he came right away. She lead the conversation by explaining our life style, how mom and dad were swingers and how dad was cuckold. I actually started getting aroused listen to my wife tell my son how I enjoyed watching her have sex with better men. He seemed embarrassed but also happy like something had been confirmed. That’s when my wife showed him the phone. Before he could say anything she told him it was okay and that (almost) everything they talked about was still on the table, it just so happened to be his mom. She gave him a copy of the contract we made up and asked him to sign it if he wanted to go through with this or leave it here and we will forget everything.
He read through it silently as if he was weighing all the options till finally he signed it and handed it to me where I put it in a folder under my desk. My wife thanked him for trusting us and told him he wouldn’t regret this. Then she started with a kiss. Not a motherly kiss but a lover’s kiss. I’m not going to lie I loved it. After they broke she sent him down stairs to do his homework while she cooked dinner and I stayed in my office finishing up work. Later that evening when I came down to sit and watch TV with my family I noticed my wife was sitting next to my son on the couch.
The second she saw me she pulled him into a deep kiss in front of me, I just sat down and watched it happen. When she finally pulled out she mentioned how better of a kisser he was and I saw the smirk on his face grow. We kept watching TV like that with them occasionally making out or her grabbing his dick through his shorts reminding him how much bigger he was than me. They kept up the teasing all night till I had to go to bed for work the next morning. My wife didn’t come back to bed a few hours later. I didn’t bother asking what she did since she would tell me if she wanted to, I only asked if she followed the rules. She mumbled yes or something and went back to sleep.
The next morning was almost the same as usual except for when our son grabbed his mother’s tits while she was leaning over the sink before heading to school. I half expected her to slap him for just doing that but instead she giggled and kissed him goodbye. It’s still too early to tell but I can already feel that the contract I made may be ignored. It’s too late to try making new rules as well
It felt kind of good to see the relief on her face as I basically gave her permission to cheat on me with my own son. After that we started talking ground rules.
Rule 1: No sexting or sharing images with people outside of the triangle. This was more for him in case he wanted to show off to his friends.
Rule 2: No PDA in public between the two. This isn’t because I’ll be jealous watching my son make out with my wife. This is a small town and word travels very quickly. They are more than welcome to make out and play with each other at home but I don’t want them to get arrested or anything.
Rule 3: No breeding sex. My wife seemed to want to fight me on this as it’s a major kink for her but the risks are too high. Like I said we can support another kid and we’ve thrown out the idea of having another man get her pregnant but the risk of mutations are too high.
We laid down a few more rules in a document and printed it out. We both signed it and then sat around waiting for our son to get back from school. Meanwhile she showed me all the messages she and her son had been sending her (She uses an old phone with a different number for all her dirty messaging with her bulls). I was shocked at how intense they had gotten. There were messages talking about finally meeting up, plenty of videos of him jerking off for her, A whole string of text of her urging him to knock her up. I’m no longer sure if I ever had a say in the matter at this point but it’s too late to go back.
When our son came back I asked him to meet me in my office room. He sort of brushed me off until his mother ordered him to come in where he came right away. She lead the conversation by explaining our life style, how mom and dad were swingers and how dad was cuckold. I actually started getting aroused listen to my wife tell my son how I enjoyed watching her have sex with better men. He seemed embarrassed but also happy like something had been confirmed. That’s when my wife showed him the phone. Before he could say anything she told him it was okay and that (almost) everything they talked about was still on the table, it just so happened to be his mom. She gave him a copy of the contract we made up and asked him to sign it if he wanted to go through with this or leave it here and we will forget everything.
He read through it silently as if he was weighing all the options till finally he signed it and handed it to me where I put it in a folder under my desk. My wife thanked him for trusting us and told him he wouldn’t regret this. Then she started with a kiss. Not a motherly kiss but a lover’s kiss. I’m not going to lie I loved it. After they broke she sent him down stairs to do his homework while she cooked dinner and I stayed in my office finishing up work. Later that evening when I came down to sit and watch TV with my family I noticed my wife was sitting next to my son on the couch.
The second she saw me she pulled him into a deep kiss in front of me, I just sat down and watched it happen. When she finally pulled out she mentioned how better of a kisser he was and I saw the smirk on his face grow. We kept watching TV like that with them occasionally making out or her grabbing his dick through his shorts reminding him how much bigger he was than me. They kept up the teasing all night till I had to go to bed for work the next morning. My wife didn’t come back to bed a few hours later. I didn’t bother asking what she did since she would tell me if she wanted to, I only asked if she followed the rules. She mumbled yes or something and went back to sleep.
The next morning was almost the same as usual except for when our son grabbed his mother’s tits while she was leaning over the sink before heading to school. I half expected her to slap him for just doing that but instead she giggled and kissed him goodbye. It’s still too early to tell but I can already feel that the contract I made may be ignored. It’s too late to try making new rules as well
Friday: I came back home from work late and saw that both my wife and son were home. When I walked in I saw my son and wife doing HW at the dinner table. That would have been perfectly normal except my wife was giving my son a hand job and whispering into his ear while he was working on math problems. I couldn’t help but laugh a little at the pained expression on his face every time she stopped her hand and let go of his member.
My wife smiled and told me he couldn’t cum until he finished all his HW. I was actually really happy that she was still parenting him just now she was using sex as a reward. She then whispered loud enough for me to hear how much longer he was lasting than me and reminded him that his dick was bigger. That got me really red and I know from the erection in my pants I only proved her right. I started making dinner at that point while my wife continued to masturbate him behind me. I made a very nice sausage carbonara that night that everyone seemed to enjoy. I very much so enjoyed how my wife continued to touch my son under the table during dinner.
After dinner my wife lead my son to our bedroom while I did the dishes. It wasn’t long till I heard them having sex. She moaned so loud I knew it was intentional. Eventually I finished dishes and went to check in on them. When I went in I saw my wife riding our son on our bed. The way she rocked into him I was afraid she would break him. I sat in the corner touching myself as the two got closer to climax. Eventually my son grabbed her by the hips and pulled her down on top of him. I could tell he was climaxing and watched as he came in his mother. She slowly slid off him and I was semi relieved to see a condom on until my wife slid it off, placed the open end over her vagina, and squeezed his cum on top of her pussy while it leaked all over her. I am bit ashamed to admit it but that made me cum. My son seemed embarrassed to but he was instantly hard again. My wife told me to go rent a movie for tonight and I left, hearing them talk quietly to themselves. When I got back they were under the covers giggling to themselves and my wife asked me to put the movie on downstairs. I decided to rent Hacksaw ridge since I know my son had wanted to see it. The two didn’t come down for another hour. And they barely acknowledged me. I rewind the movie a bit and my son and wife seemed kind of normal for a bit.
That night my son slept in his own bed while my wife and I slept in ours. I asked her why she poured his cum into her and she said technically it’s not written in the contract. She straddled me and put my cock into her before leaning down and kissing me gently. She looked in my eyes and told me she still did love me very much, but our son was just a better fuck. After that she rode me till I came inside of her and fell back down. We cuddled for the rest of the night and I honestly felt content in that moment.
The rest of the weekend was virtually the same. My wife would fuck our son all day while I watched and was degraded. I noticed that after Friday they stopped using condoms. I know my wife is trying to get pregnant but I don’t think I can stop her anymore. Saturday and Sunday they both slept in our room while I slept on the couch. Each morning I woke up to the two having sex loudly in the house, Sunday I caught my wife in a breeding press telling my sun to cum for her.
In the end so far I am enjoying it very much but I’m worried about this continuing to spiral out of control.
My wife smiled and told me he couldn’t cum until he finished all his HW. I was actually really happy that she was still parenting him just now she was using sex as a reward. She then whispered loud enough for me to hear how much longer he was lasting than me and reminded him that his dick was bigger. That got me really red and I know from the erection in my pants I only proved her right. I started making dinner at that point while my wife continued to masturbate him behind me. I made a very nice sausage carbonara that night that everyone seemed to enjoy. I very much so enjoyed how my wife continued to touch my son under the table during dinner.
After dinner my wife lead my son to our bedroom while I did the dishes. It wasn’t long till I heard them having sex. She moaned so loud I knew it was intentional. Eventually I finished dishes and went to check in on them. When I went in I saw my wife riding our son on our bed. The way she rocked into him I was afraid she would break him. I sat in the corner touching myself as the two got closer to climax. Eventually my son grabbed her by the hips and pulled her down on top of him. I could tell he was climaxing and watched as he came in his mother. She slowly slid off him and I was semi relieved to see a condom on until my wife slid it off, placed the open end over her vagina, and squeezed his cum on top of her pussy while it leaked all over her. I am bit ashamed to admit it but that made me cum. My son seemed embarrassed to but he was instantly hard again. My wife told me to go rent a movie for tonight and I left, hearing them talk quietly to themselves. When I got back they were under the covers giggling to themselves and my wife asked me to put the movie on downstairs. I decided to rent Hacksaw ridge since I know my son had wanted to see it. The two didn’t come down for another hour. And they barely acknowledged me. I rewind the movie a bit and my son and wife seemed kind of normal for a bit.
That night my son slept in his own bed while my wife and I slept in ours. I asked her why she poured his cum into her and she said technically it’s not written in the contract. She straddled me and put my cock into her before leaning down and kissing me gently. She looked in my eyes and told me she still did love me very much, but our son was just a better fuck. After that she rode me till I came inside of her and fell back down. We cuddled for the rest of the night and I honestly felt content in that moment.
The rest of the weekend was virtually the same. My wife would fuck our son all day while I watched and was degraded. I noticed that after Friday they stopped using condoms. I know my wife is trying to get pregnant but I don’t think I can stop her anymore. Saturday and Sunday they both slept in our room while I slept on the couch. Each morning I woke up to the two having sex loudly in the house, Sunday I caught my wife in a breeding press telling my sun to cum for her.
In the end so far I am enjoying it very much but I’m worried about this continuing to spiral out of control.
So one thing I did after my last post was have a serious sit down with my son. A lot of you pointed out how I really only know my wife's position on this and I should talk to him. I sat him down one day while his mom was still at work and started digging into what he wants.
First thing I asked was how has it been. He laughed and told me it has been amazing. He told me how mom asked him to use her anytime he wants and that she has no limits for him. He got nervous a bit and also told me how she asks him to take off the condom every time and keeps urging him to empty himself inside of her.
He looked down after that and apologized since he knew he had agreed not too. I said it was okay and that I wasn't really mad. I then asked him the big question. "What if she gets pregnant?" My son got very quiet after that. Cleraly he had some thoughts on the matter.
I kept talking to him though. I told him "You know she isn't on birth control. She wants your baby son. She wants you to make her pregnant with your semen. Are you okay with that."
We sat there again for a bit till he spoke and said yeah he was. I was a little shocked but not very. He told me how much he liked the idea of making mom pregnant and how he wanted it to be his child. He looked at me during this and said it with so much conviction I knew he had put a lot of thought about this. We continued to talk about genetic defects, responsibility, morality, and how this would effect him psychologically.
Afterwards when I felt he had a good grasp on the situation I told him he had my permission. He was honestly so happy I felt amazing inside. Not that I think he really needed my permission but to know I was okay with him impregnating his mom and my wife made him smile. When his mom came home he told her the news.
She barely said hello to me before she stripped and ran into the bedroom. My son just followed her and I made my way there shortly after. I'm actually getting excited thinking about this now. My wife knelt down on all fours and begged my son to fuck her. He didn't need to be told twice and immediately tossed his pants off and started lining his dick up with her pussy before slowly pushing in.
She moaned like a dog in heat. While my son started fucking her she began with the insults. "His cock is hitting me places yours never has", "You don't get to touch my pussy any more", "He owns my pussy now honey". On top of all that she kept telling him to cum. If he even slowed down she would thrust her ass back against him in case he thought of pulling out. I must have came twice during this whole event.
Finally my son got short of breath and started getting erratic. He told his mom he was getting close. She just kept telling him to fill her. Finally he pulled her in real close and stopped. She looked right at me and moaned. "Its happening hun. Your own son is breeding your wife. I'm gonna get pregnant with his seed and carry his baby." Afterwards she arched her back up so his cum stayed in and started asking him to please get hard again. All in all he fucked her 3 times that night.
After they fucked and he went back to his bed I crawled in with my wife and stroked her hair while she slept on my chest. I asked if she had fun and she sighed a sleepy yes. I asked if she meant what she said and she laughed and told me I couldn't fuck her till he said I could. He was her baby daddy now so he owned her pussy. She rubbed my cock and jacked me off the entire time until I came a pitiful amount. She just giggled, told me she loved me, and went to sleep. The next few days have been on repeat almost with her getting fucked every which way and walking around with his cum leaking out of her. I have been living with a constant hard on but I believe we are all on the same page for once.
First thing I asked was how has it been. He laughed and told me it has been amazing. He told me how mom asked him to use her anytime he wants and that she has no limits for him. He got nervous a bit and also told me how she asks him to take off the condom every time and keeps urging him to empty himself inside of her.
He looked down after that and apologized since he knew he had agreed not too. I said it was okay and that I wasn't really mad. I then asked him the big question. "What if she gets pregnant?" My son got very quiet after that. Cleraly he had some thoughts on the matter.
I kept talking to him though. I told him "You know she isn't on birth control. She wants your baby son. She wants you to make her pregnant with your semen. Are you okay with that."
We sat there again for a bit till he spoke and said yeah he was. I was a little shocked but not very. He told me how much he liked the idea of making mom pregnant and how he wanted it to be his child. He looked at me during this and said it with so much conviction I knew he had put a lot of thought about this. We continued to talk about genetic defects, responsibility, morality, and how this would effect him psychologically.
Afterwards when I felt he had a good grasp on the situation I told him he had my permission. He was honestly so happy I felt amazing inside. Not that I think he really needed my permission but to know I was okay with him impregnating his mom and my wife made him smile. When his mom came home he told her the news.
She barely said hello to me before she stripped and ran into the bedroom. My son just followed her and I made my way there shortly after. I'm actually getting excited thinking about this now. My wife knelt down on all fours and begged my son to fuck her. He didn't need to be told twice and immediately tossed his pants off and started lining his dick up with her pussy before slowly pushing in.
She moaned like a dog in heat. While my son started fucking her she began with the insults. "His cock is hitting me places yours never has", "You don't get to touch my pussy any more", "He owns my pussy now honey". On top of all that she kept telling him to cum. If he even slowed down she would thrust her ass back against him in case he thought of pulling out. I must have came twice during this whole event.
Finally my son got short of breath and started getting erratic. He told his mom he was getting close. She just kept telling him to fill her. Finally he pulled her in real close and stopped. She looked right at me and moaned. "Its happening hun. Your own son is breeding your wife. I'm gonna get pregnant with his seed and carry his baby." Afterwards she arched her back up so his cum stayed in and started asking him to please get hard again. All in all he fucked her 3 times that night.
After they fucked and he went back to his bed I crawled in with my wife and stroked her hair while she slept on my chest. I asked if she had fun and she sighed a sleepy yes. I asked if she meant what she said and she laughed and told me I couldn't fuck her till he said I could. He was her baby daddy now so he owned her pussy. She rubbed my cock and jacked me off the entire time until I came a pitiful amount. She just giggled, told me she loved me, and went to sleep. The next few days have been on repeat almost with her getting fucked every which way and walking around with his cum leaking out of her. I have been living with a constant hard on but I believe we are all on the same page for once.
Here is what came of that. First I have decided to leave my wife. I still love her but at this point I don't think she want's to be married to me anymore. She genuinely loves our son more than me and I think nothing would make her happier than to be his and his alone. This was the hardest decision to make but I want them to be happy and her sending me videos and picture of the two making love only told me it was the right thing to do.
I will still live at home to keep up illusions but I will be moving into the guest room while he moves into our bedroom. Since coming home from my trip and telling them this my son felt guilty but I told him as long as he and his mother were happy so was I. And so far a month later this has been true. They still let me watch and my (now-ex) wife has even given me the occasional blow job or hand job while my son has his way with her (of course commenting how much bigger and better our son was the entire time). She even still does my laundry and makes my room while I am at work.
The other thing I have come to terms with is that my wife is two weeks pregnant. She has been ecstatic about it and we have all been supporting her, my son especially. Since finding this out they have been like kids, doing it non-stop, even at the dinner table. We did have a discussion on how I would claim to be the father and we decided that the risk of mutation wasn't big enough to warrant a abortion.
To be honest I feel like I'm living in a porno. I walk in and my son is just having his way with his mother over the kitchen table. I go to bed and I hear them screaming and moaning. It's become normal surprisingly quick but I still find myself to be a walking hard on. At work my wife sends me pics of her after my son has left for school. It distracts me so much that I have to turn my phone off else I can't get any work done. Now that winter break is here I suspect it's gonna be non-stop with those two. She's already bought loads of sexy underwear for his Christmas present and I bought them a weekend in a love hotel where they can have a fake wedding and everything for my gift. I'm so excited at this point I just wanted to share
I will still live at home to keep up illusions but I will be moving into the guest room while he moves into our bedroom. Since coming home from my trip and telling them this my son felt guilty but I told him as long as he and his mother were happy so was I. And so far a month later this has been true. They still let me watch and my (now-ex) wife has even given me the occasional blow job or hand job while my son has his way with her (of course commenting how much bigger and better our son was the entire time). She even still does my laundry and makes my room while I am at work.
The other thing I have come to terms with is that my wife is two weeks pregnant. She has been ecstatic about it and we have all been supporting her, my son especially. Since finding this out they have been like kids, doing it non-stop, even at the dinner table. We did have a discussion on how I would claim to be the father and we decided that the risk of mutation wasn't big enough to warrant a abortion.
To be honest I feel like I'm living in a porno. I walk in and my son is just having his way with his mother over the kitchen table. I go to bed and I hear them screaming and moaning. It's become normal surprisingly quick but I still find myself to be a walking hard on. At work my wife sends me pics of her after my son has left for school. It distracts me so much that I have to turn my phone off else I can't get any work done. Now that winter break is here I suspect it's gonna be non-stop with those two. She's already bought loads of sexy underwear for his Christmas present and I bought them a weekend in a love hotel where they can have a fake wedding and everything for my gift. I'm so excited at this point I just wanted to share
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I wouldn't get worked up about that, it's very clearly a guy trying to pass off his fap fic as something that actually happened. Only in pornoland would an incestuous pregnancy get glossed over for the 43rd lovingly described sex scene.
I was going to wonder aloud why incest STDH is such a common theme here, but apparently r/incest follows a policy of "assume everything is fake, but comment like it's real". That means they're covering for people who've actually committed illegal sex acts by deliberately treating them in the same way as roleplayers, which is honestly the most disturbing part to me.
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Regardless of whether it's fiction or not, I could have really done without reading any of that.
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This reads like something that would have been posted on /b/ back in the day.