Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and fat balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

we should document this better. kind of a shame there's no hospital selfie

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1076109247820095488
http://archive.is/VLZp1

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I don’t buy it. The prep for that surgery is pretty major. You don’t just show up in the morning, get the chop, and tweet out “it done” a few hours later. He would have been out of commission until at least the next day. What’s the timeline on those tweets? It all being on the same day is pretty suspect, esp this close to the holidays. (Most doctors don’t like to schedule electives that have risk for complications because anything goes wrong it can ruin their vacations.)

I’m really thinking this is like her FFS, aka shit that didn’t happen.

Where was he supposedly getting this done at? I know the options are expanding but there still aren’t that many doctors with enough experience to perform bottom procedures. (Lots of surgeons listed as doing “trans surgery” are plastic surgeons who do boob jobs or FFS procedure, the genitals stuff is still pretty specialized)

This dude is crazy enough to lie about this shit. He’s completely unhinged as has been demonstrated repeatedly since trooning out)

It will be funny if he got his dick cut off only because he just destroyed the entire reason he was driven to do this shit and narrowed his dating pool to nothing.
 
I think he just exaggerates. His “FFS” was just a hair transplant which takes forever to show results (in Jeffree Star’s YouTube videos about the process, he was super open and it takes at least 3-6 months to even start growing baby hairs). This was an orchi if anything. He’ll never get the chop because he will never have sex again once he does.
 
Lmao just wait until he gets suicidal once he realizes how much he has to do to maintain the gaping wound, how it’ll never resemble a vagina, how it’ll never fix his mental problems and the dickgirl lovers on Grindr will no longer be interested.
Merry Christmas kids, soon you’ll be free.

I think he has a rape fetish as part of his autogynephilia (based on his previous stories about being 'forced' into men) and that's gotta be part of all this.
 
I don't know that much about sex reassignment surgery, but JFC- who tweets the minute they come out of anesthesia after a major surgical procedure? I had my wisdom teeth out and I was under conscious sedation that causes anterograde amnesia, and when I came out of it the last thing I wanted to do was hop on fucking social media. I certainly wasn't that coherant for a few hours. Looking it up, it seems SRS surgery itself takes 5-6 hours on the table. You think you have the prep, the procedure, they slowly pull you out of the general and you don't know where the fuck you are- you're still totally doped out of your skull. So what, Kyle rolls over to the nurse, asks for his phone so he can tweet out his step by step thoughts? Not like, sleep?

To each his own, but that's a pretty high need for attention and asspats. You'd think he'd take 24 hours off or something.

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I remember reading Rani's recounting of her post surgery experience, and she definitely described it as a major surgery. I wouldn't say that I got the impression that anyone was thinking about dick for a few weeks after getting a new wound in their crotch.
 
No one wants to fuck a hairy, open wound Kyle.

Edit: Good grief, he cannot take a good picture. See the femininity oozing from his new profile pic. I’m sure lesbians will be clamoring to date him. Your new gash won’t change this, Kyle.

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He looks like that woman whose face was ripped off by a chimp post face transplant, so congrats on almost passing as a woman Kyle!
 

that last tweet "it is done" --

has a very jesus-on-the-cross vibe to it: "IT IS FINISHED!"

and so a tranny version of the stations of the cross passed thru my head:

1st station- try on sister's dress
2nd station- doctor visit
3rd station- hormones

etc, all the way up to "it is done"

and the tranny-parishioners say prayers in unison at each station.

hey do you think I could sell this as some new liturgical LGBT innovation and be hailed as some kind of SJW hero?

I don’t buy it. The prep for that surgery is pretty major. You don’t just show up in the morning, get the chop, and tweet out “it done” a few hours later. He would have been out of commission until at least the next day. What’s the timeline on those tweets? It all being on the same day is pretty suspect, esp this close to the holidays. (Most doctors don’t like to schedule electives that have risk for complications because anything goes wrong it can ruin their vacations.)

I’m really thinking this is like her FFS, aka shit that didn’t happen.

Where was he supposedly getting this done at? I know the options are expanding but there still aren’t that many doctors with enough experience to perform bottom procedures. (Lots of surgeons listed as doing “trans surgery” are plastic surgeons who do boob jobs or FFS procedure, the genitals stuff is still pretty specialized)

This dude is crazy enough to lie about this shit. He’s completely unhinged as has been demonstrated repeatedly since trooning out)

It will be funny if he got his dick cut off only because he just destroyed the entire reason he was driven to do this shit and narrowed his dating pool to nothing.

i agree that something sounds hinky about this. i had dental implants recently and felt like i'd had open heart surgery, didn't go online for 2 days. i seriously doubt this person could feel chipper enough to post in a couple of hrs.
 
There goes Kyle's sex life.
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Yes, Kyle if you got the chop you will never have to worry about chasers, or any other humans, ever wanting to fuck you ever again. A true eunuch in every sense of the word.

Trannies like Kyle are so weird. They constantly post gross photos of themselves in slutty outfits and then complain about chasers. Chasers find hulking 6’2 men in dresses attractive, Kyle should be grateful that chasers exist. Instead troons just want to bitch that either cis lesbians or straight men don’t want to fuck them instead.

I’ve known some tall cis women, near 6 ft, and they had a difficult time dating due to men being intimidated by their height even though they were quite attractive. So I can’t imagine trying to find dates from the straight guy dating pool being 6’2 middle aged, balding transwoman with a 5 O’clock shadow, hulking frame, and artificial stink ditch.
 
Kyle is taking time out of his recovery to fight the good fight against evil Terves and Transphobes who are critcizing and lol'ing about Troonzilla (most probably have seen the video circulating about a gorilla of a Troon chimping out at Gamestop ).


Literally *every single Trans woman* on planet Earth is now being victimized because of a hilarious video showing Troons be crazy.

↓ Bullshit Kyle. The only thing I've witnessed is the Woke Horde villifying that poor Gamestop employee and painting the beastly tranny as the ultimate victim.
A for your dreaded Terves, they're right. Idk about the "male violence" thing, but Troonzilla IS a man, and was aggrssively freaking out liek a roid monster. I don't imagine a middle-aged soccer Mom of 3 would challenge a Gamestop clerk to "take it outside" (fighting) to resolve her complaint with customer service.



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↓ No Kyle. There is no assumption of what real women "should be". It is, as we all have witnessed with our eyes; A huge man-boar in pink raging, kicking shit over and aggressively screaming at a minimum wage clerk- threatening him with violence. No one is associating anything Troonzilla did with women. Because he is obviously a man.

And these "attacks" are not designed to split the Left. Trans activism and purity seeking SJW's are destroying the Left. Basically, people like you Kyle. Insisting grown adult males who have a fetish for tampons shower next to 12 year old girls is destroying the left. Biological males dominating women's sports and cheating real female athletes out of everything they've worked for is destroying the Left.

Authoritarianism, #nodebate , denial of reality and drafting laws based on feelings + the progressive stack is destroying the Left. Troonzilla is just lulzy.


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The inherent, underlying issue isn't that women "should be docile" you absolute idiot. It's that women show aggression in different ways. A man kicks things over and threatens to beat you up, a woman shrieks and demands to speak to your manager. A man shoots you, a woman poisons you. A man punches you, a woman pulls out your hair. Whether it's societal or ingrained, the genders express anger differently.
 
Kyle is taking time out of his recovery to fight the good fight against evil Terves and Transphobes who are critcizing and lol'ing about Troonzilla (most probably have seen the video circulating about a gorilla of a Troon chimping out at Gamestop ).


Literally *every single Trans woman* on planet Earth is now being victimized because of a hilarious video showing Troons be crazy.

↓ Bullshit Kyle. The only thing I've witnessed is the Woke Horde villifying that poor Gamestop employee and painting the beastly tranny as the ultimate victim.
A for your dreaded Terves, they're right. Idk about the "male violence" thing, but Troonzilla IS a man, and was aggrssively freaking out liek a roid monster. I don't imagine a middle-aged soccer Mom of 3 would challenge a Gamestop clerk to "take it outside" (fighting) to resolve her complaint with customer service.



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↓ No Kyle. There is no assumption of what real women "should be". It is, as we all have witnessed with our eyes; A huge man-boar in pink raging, kicking shit over and aggressively screaming at a minimum wage clerk- threatening him with violence. No one is associating anything Troonzilla did with women. Because he is obviously a man.

And these "attacks" are not designed to split the Left. Trans activism and purity seeking SJW's are destroying the Left. Basically, people like you Kyle. Insisting grown adult males who have a fetish for tampons shower next to 12 year old girls is destroying the left. Biological males dominating women's sports and cheating real female athletes out of everything they've worked for is destroying the Left.

Authoritarianism, #nodebate , denial of reality and drafting laws based on feelings + the progressive stack is destroying the Left. Troonzilla is just lulzy.


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Trans right definitely have gone too far. You’re not real women and you never will be. Your open wound isn’t a vagina.

If you want to be embraced then stop trying to erase natal women and accept you’re mentally ill and different.
 
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