DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

Did dsp change the kingofhate site? I can no longer reach the main page where I could cherrypick games he already played from the playlist. Now it just drops me to his shitty forum. Anyone can help me?

It was a good was to see which games he played and then see if there is a video about it or not.

 

[harbinger]

I’m confused by the name of the site, “Top-Haters”. Does Phil only like bottoms?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Didn't see this mentioned, but Metokur and Ethan Ralph are going to play MKX and if Metokur wins Ralph has to do a promo for Phil's Twitch before every Ralph Retort for a month. Can't find a hard date for when it happens, saw New Years Eve or the 30th, just figured it should be mentioned since there is no new Phil content.

 

[Destro1986]

I have bought the domain http://www.top-haters.com and redirected it to the archive of the site.

That's top-tier detraction right there.

Didn't see this mentioned, but Metokur and Ethan Ralph are going to play MKX and if Metokur wins Ralph has to do a promo for Phil's Twitch before every Ralph Retort for a month. Can't find a hard date for when it happens, saw New Years Eve or the 30th, just figured it should be mentioned since there is no new Phil content.

Jeez these new writers; let's all cheer on Metokur cause I'd love to see a fresh influx of new blood.

 

[Raven'sChild]

For those interested in digging through some of Phil's pre-Youtube stuff while he's on this hiatus (shoutouts to @BuckBumble):









I may have missed some, but it's not too hard search for.

https://web.archive.org/web/20030628014136/http://www.top-haters.com/whywehate.htm
Well now, it would seem that D$P in this article is giving folks carte blanche to Hate on him:
"If you, under any circumstances, commit any of the idiotic actions listed above, you are fair game to be hated on."

 

[HerrKlicks]

He (nearly) survived:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1078891900088668160
http://archive.li/6y49X

 

[BrunoMattei]

Thanks to haunter for this link... Amazing to see the soy boy was a toxic begger back in 2003!!

"Cash donations accepted!!"
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Always brings up the homoerotic topics... Including his 'suck it' phrase
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Trivia: Ricky Ortiz has always been openly gay and a few years ago transitioned...

 

[PieceofShet]

Why is there 9! pages of shit merc on his teespring site? Wasnt he complaining that they dont sell? He has 130 different items you can buy. Why? He just spams them, no quality control or anything... just like dspgaming.

 

[HerrKlicks]

Why is there 9! pages of shit merc on his teespring site? Wasnt he complaining that they dont sell? He has 130 different items you can buy. Why? He just spams them, no quality control or anything... just like dspgaming.

Raw, uncut merch dood!

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

Raw, uncut merch dood!

Just imagine if DSP resorted to slinging coke to make ends meet. If his Scarface playthrough was any indication, he would get ripped off all the time and eventually get eaten by a shark while running from pirates in a tugboat.

 

[EddyB43]

@George Beorge I'm going to refer you to the ENTIRETY of his promotional TwitchCon stream:

Quick clarification, this is not the TwitchCon stream - this was the short 'test' he did the previous night. The real few hour long stream is now gone - DSP left it as an archive on Twitch and now it's gone, and no one bothered to archive the entire thing that I know of.

Pretty sure he was pulling the 'no snorts' gimmick, he has done this a handful of times for hours at a time, so he can do it. All he'd have to do is come up with some excuse for why he can't do it all the time, like 'it hurts me hours later! I suffer from pain all night after doing this!' but he just never answers why he can hold in his snorting some times.

The Top-Haters stuff has been known for a while, at the very least from Buck Bumble's posts in 2016. drgnkiller dumped screenshots at some point too. For time context, here's a twitter video of mine from March 21st 2016 where I edited some caps of him ranting on Top-Haters that WarCraft 3 sucked vs. Week in Preview claiming he played the original Dota mod on WarCraft 3 and thought it was "okay".
https://twitter.com/EddyB43Cynic/status/711960464641679360
It does give some evidence of his 'I used to BE ONE of you people!' early 00s PC gamer claims, talking vaguely about buying PC hardware & talking about some PC games.

 

[Wurstbrot]

https://web.archive.org/web/20030628014136/http://www.top-haters.com/whywehate.htm
Well now, it would seem that D$P in this article is giving folks carte blanche to Hate on him:
"If you, under any circumstances, commit any of the idiotic actions listed above, you are fair game to be hated on."

Just woke up and saw your post, started to read that linked page and said: Oh okay a detractor website, they are sick of DSP.
Then when the page got oddly specific, failed to understand trolls, and got in defence mode for shit Dave is involved in and ever since failed to understand, the penny dropped.

I bet everyone would love to explain to him personally how wrong he is about detractors. For example in opposition to what he wrote, my life is amazing, I'm super happy and I would definitely say everything I write here right to his face; okay maybe with less insults. We "cowards" don't visit him directly and talk to him, because this would be A) Inappropriate and harassment, B) The internet is a place where you make yourself open to communication, if you don't want to hear opinions then leave the internet, C) Planet Earth is fucking huge you moron, there is not enough :autism: in the world which would enable such a journey.

"Hating" is a very non specific description of what's really going on. But people seem to fall for that, it's easy to categorize "bad people" this way, I guess some people are just as simple as that.
I like to describe "the hate for no reason" in his special case as: Expected backlash for idiotic behaviors and actions, the fail to understand the own stupid and turning the backlash into a Perpetuum Mobile due to the exact wrong approach. There is an easy solution, Dave. Just stop.

 

[Slimy Time]

Is this it for Phil? Is this his gaught killing him?
Nigga, just take some pills/medicine, and go play some video games for an hour or 2. If he was somewhat competent, he could have a short, relaxed stream and make a bit of money on the side. Drink some cocoa, wrap yourself in a blanket, suck on a throat lozenge and get to it.

He makes it seem like his work is fucking grueling.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Why is he up at 4am? Take some nyquil severe and pass out. He's either lying or he has something much worse than a cold.

 

[Pargon]

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Is this it for Phil? Is this his gaught killing him?
Nigga, just take some pills/medicine, and go play some video games for an hour or 2. If he was somewhat competent, he could have a short, relaxed stream and make a bit of money on the side. Drink some cocoa, wrap yourself in a blanket, suck on a throat lozenge and get to it.

He makes it seem like his work is fucking grueling.

>"I can't stop choking"

Most honest thing he's ever said.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Dsp is most transparent villain of all time. Like he's probably pretending to be sick to get his podcast loot on next years taxes. Or he had gout inhis throat either way.

 

[Pargon]

My partner and I just got over the most nuclear cold we've both had in years and all we did when we weren't working was sit on a couch playing games and croaking at one another. What Phil does is less taxing because a) no one including him gives a fuck if he makes progress in any game and b) people are used to Phil not having anything to say for long stretches of when he's meant to be """entertaining""".

As I'm sure everyone's boss says when they try to call in, "okay, but your ass better be dead." I agree that he's either dealing with something worse than a cold or he's lying.



But come on, now, he's lying.

 

[neger psykolog]

The King of Hate adds another victim to the list:

https://twitter.com/L0WTIERGOD/status/1003859243596800000
http://archive.fo/IwwD1

Reminder:

Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

• John Rambo
• PandaLee
  
• Blip.tv
• Machinima
• Laveria
• Sons of Kojima
• Fred Fuchs
• Kimberlie Brink
• First Order of the Falcon
• Kiwifarms
• The Bronsgeests
• Spawnseat
• Washington Department of Revenue
• Internal Revenue Service
• King of Pol
• Vidar / BSV
• Almighty Tevin
• TotalBiscuit
• Jetrex
• L0WTIERGOD / BLACK DSP

DSP CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM...

YES, THE MOST BASED GIRLFRIEND-STEALING ITALIAN-STALLION EQUINE-EXPERT MALE OF ITALIAN PERSUASION DARKSYDEPHIL "THE CHAD" BURNELL STRIKES AGAIN:

THE VICTIM:
NINJA (total pleb streamer who dies his hair color to be hip and trendy and because of #metoo bullshit on Twitch DSP gets a slap on the hand for calling it as it is)

WHAT HAPPENED:
1. DSP talks smack about Ninja because Ninja is a pleb.
2. Someone bitch eared at Ninja which made Ninja aware of DSP's smack talk:

3. By offhandendly acknowledging DSP's existence and due to the autism vortex theory first discovered by Stephen Hawking and RoboCop during a study at MIT, Ninja now gets to experience a series of tumultuous and unforeseen circumstances:

Updated list of DSP's victims:

• John Rambo
• PandaLee
  
• Blip.tv
• Machinima
• Laveria
• Sons of Kojima
• Fred Fuchs
• Kimberlie Brink
• First Order of the Falcon
• Kiwifarms
• The Bronsgeests
• Spawnseat
• Washington Department of Revenue
• Internal Revenue Service
• King of Pol
• Vidar / BSV
• Almighty Tevin
• TotalBiscuit
• Jetrex
• L0WTIERGOD / BLACK DSP
• Twitch mod that talked shit about him and got demodded
• Tevin
• Tut
• Jesus Christ
• His parents
• Your bank account
• Ninja

BASED DSP WHILE SITTING IN HIS SPAWNSEAT GAMER CHAIR RIGHT NOW:

 

[Pargon]

DSP CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM...

YES, THE MOST BASED GIRLFRIEND-STEALING ITALIAN-STALLION EQUINE-EXPERT MALE OF ITALIAN PERSUASION DARKSYDEPHIL "THE CHAD" BURNELL STRIKES AGAIN:

THE VICTIM:
NINJA (total pleb streamer who dies his hair color to be hip and trendy and because of #metoo bullshit on Twitch DSP gets a slap on the hand for calling it as it is)

WHAT HAPPENED:
1. DSP talks smack about Ninja because Ninja is a pleb.
2. Someone bitch eared at Ninja which made Ninja aware of DSP's smack talk:

3. By offhandendly acknowledging DSP's existence and due to the autism vortex theory first discovered by Stephen Hawking and RoboCop during a study at MIT, Ninja now gets to experience a series of tumultuous and unforeseen circumstances:



Updated list of DSP's victims:

• John Rambo
• PandaLee
  
• Blip.tv
• Machinima
• Laveria
• Sons of Kojima
• Fred Fuchs
• Kimberlie Brink
• First Order of the Falcon
• Kiwifarms
• The Bronsgeests
• Spawnseat
• Washington Department of Revenue
• Internal Revenue Service
• King of Pol
• Vidar / BSV
• Almighty Tevin
• TotalBiscuit
• Jetrex
• L0WTIERGOD / BLACK DSP
• Twitch mod that talked shit about him and got demodded
• Tevin
• Tut
• Jesus Christ
• His parents
• Your bank account
• Ninja

BASED DSP WHILE SITTING IN HIS SPAWNSEAT GAMER CHAIR RIGHT NOW:

Ninja's enough of a bitch that if you put him in a frilly skirt he could turn a week's worth of tricks before anyone noticed.

On topic, DSP's Tism Vortex is strong enough that if Trump ever retweeted him he'd somehow wind up impeached the next day.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Why is there 9! pages of shit merc on his teespring site? Wasnt he complaining that they dont sell? He has 130 different items you can buy. Why? He just spams them, no quality control or anything... just like dspgaming.

You should see his old cafe press website. His teespring would look like it was made by God himself in comparison
https://youtu.be/QxNc2nHa0AE
Somewhere around the 1:20:00 mark