'The Sickening' Dec. 2018 + Jan. 2019 - DSP dreams of chemtrails

SkippyLongbottom said:
We will see how long he keeps bringing up this week off with his crippling cold sickness putting him behind on bills. I'm betting he will just keep bringing this up for his shortcomings until the end of January.

But I'm banking it on that the lurking sickness, as you put it, was used on this week off vacation cold.
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Oh no,no, no my friend. He'd not see the missing sub and cheer money for two months, so expect to hear about this until April. He still talks about the money he lost last Summer because he lost monetization on his DSPGaming YT channel.

Sooooo, I watched a restream of his Saturday afternoon 1/2 day stream and...
-He didn't sound like a person who had been to sick to stream for a week. He sounded pretty much like himself , went to the Mall and enjoyed a nice meal while out and about on his day off Friday...but felt to sick to do the 1st stream Sat.

-He claims his nose is raw from blowing it so much though it was not the least bit red. Neither did he sniffle and barely snorted but he did cut the cam/mute his mic to 'blow his nose' once during the entire stream.

-He said that he knows his cold is done b/c it has run through the set of apparently ordered symptoms: Sore throat> Sinus pressure>Choking.

-Though complaining about not getting enough rest/being unable to sleep, his cold had him laying in bed delirious and barely conscious.

-The severe sinus pressure nearly made him pass out to the point he could not stay standing.

-During his days battling his cold, he both watched a show about an veterinarian ( a pet doctor as/per D$P ) and the cartoon Rug Rats with Khet...while NOT being able to watch any TV because he was laying in bed delirious and barely conscious.

-He sounds normal because he healed his cold symptom sore throat by not/barely talking.

-He didn't go to see a doctor because he knew it was a cold and how to treat it ( bed rest and Mucinex )...though few of his symptoms were what most folks would see as Cold symptoms : Loss of one's voice due to throat swelling, delirium, blinding headache, feeling like one is choking, incapacitating sinus pressure so severe it can cause a loss of consciousness while standing and a burning sensation in one's eyes.

-He suffered from withdrawal as his body was 'detoxing' due to not having a daily Kickstarter energy drink. One energy drink a day, doesn't drink coffee or tea and claims to not drink sodas, but abstaining from drinking ONE energy drink everyday sent him into caffeine withdrawal.

Take what you will from this.
 
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I'd like to know why DSP believes he is entitled to compensatory donations due to his absence.

There's no national paid sick leave. Very few companies in America offer it as a benefit and those that do tend to be specialized industries where there is a greater than usual risk for illness or it's otherwise written into a contract.

But for a person running their own business? Tough titties, said the kitty. The dude running a shop where he sells furniture he made by hand doesn't get to shake down passersby demanding more sales because he was closed up for a week on a bender. Whether he was sick or not, whether he went to the mall on Friday or spent the entire time in a hotel room fucking Dutch escorts, it does. Not. Matter.

He took the time off. He needs to eat the cost, not his fanbase.
 
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Pargon said:
I'd like to know why DSP believes he is entitled to compensatory donations due to his absence.

There's no national paid sick leave. Very few companies in America offer it as a benefit and those that do tend to be specialized industries where there is a greater than usual risk for illness or it's otherwise written into a contract.

But for a person running their own business? Tough titties, said the kitty. The dude running a shop where he sells furniture he made by hand doesn't get to shake down passersby demanding more sales because he was closed up for a week on a bender. Whether he was sick or not, whether he went to the mall on Friday or spent the entire time in a hotel room fucking Dutch escorts, it does. Not. Matter.

He took the time off. He needs to eat the cost, not his fanbase.
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I mean isn't he still making passive income from youtube anyway?
 
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What can you say... The soy boy wants to share his decent sleep from last night with his payees
 
Was there an excuse for why all of the snorts sounded the same? Does he just always have sinus problems?
 
Yolandi said:
Was there an excuse for why all of the snorts sounded the same? Does he just always have sinus problems?
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It's a nervous tick, more like a Tourettes motor-tick, he's not actually clearing anything out of his sinuses. If you have mucous in there it will naturally rattle somewhat if you inhale through your nose to clear it out, Phil purposely adds a snoring rattle to his sharp nasal inhalations because it's a nervous tick he's developed over the years. Sounding like he's hocking a loogie all the time makes him feel like a big boy.
 
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He choked for 15 minutes? what kind of cold is this? wtf. Kat must love all this choking going on.
 
Yolandi said:
Was there an excuse for why all of the snorts sounded the same? Does he just always have sinus problems?
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His cold has run it's course following a set order of symptoms ( sore throat>sinus pressure>choking ). Now that he experienced the "final symptom": choking, his cold is over. He still "feels like sh*t" and needs to not exert himself by streaming too much, hence the 1/2 day on Sunday with possibly more if he not up to streaming and an increase of 'Chill 2nd Streams' as to not excite himself overly. Thus, all snorts during the stream were regular snorts that stem from his absolutely untreatable medical condition: Post Nasal Drip. Don't bother Googling it. All the information about the many treatments and surgeries available to fix Post Nasal Drip is factually incorrect as it is a 100% untreatable medical condition D$P has suffered from all his life.
 
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this guy actually just said his soulmaid can barely speak and has been working rough hours and she's about to have a day

he literally just said if she's still feeling like shit (if any of this is true) he's going to be streaming instead of taking the day off. so instead of taking the day off that he said he was going to and spend the day caring for his sick soulmate and spending her valuable rest time with her he's just gonna stream instead cause fuck her she cant help me with the groceries and go out to eat with me so i might as well stream while shes useless.

either hes lying or he cares so little about the person he claims he wants to spend the rest of his life with its nuts, probably both
 
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clownpiss said:

this guy actually just said his soulmaid can barely speak and has been working rough hours and she's about to have a day

he literally just said if she's still feeling like shit (if any of this is true) he's going to be streaming instead of taking the day off. so instead of taking the day off that he said he was going to and spend the day caring for his sick soulmate and spending her valuable rest time with her he's just gonna stream instead cause fuck her she cant help me with the groceries and go out to eat with me so i might as well stream while shes useless.

either hes lying or he cares so little about the person he claims he wants to spend the rest of his life with its nuts, probably both
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My girlfriend is so sick that I really need to play some video games and begging money from children

How about you fucking take her to the hospital to get that free sandwich?


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clownpiss said:

this guy actually just said his soulmaid can barely speak and has been working rough hours and she's about to have a day

he literally just said if she's still feeling like shit (if any of this is true) he's going to be streaming instead of taking the day off. so instead of taking the day off that he said he was going to and spend the day caring for his sick soulmate and spending her valuable rest time with her he's just gonna stream instead cause fuck her she cant help me with the groceries and go out to eat with me so i might as well stream while shes useless.

either hes lying or he cares so little about the person he claims he wants to spend the rest of his life with its nuts, probably both
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Hope your parents are too busy with knitting and golf to hold your hand through your first colonoscopy, Phil.

Goddamn waste of skin. I don't even give a fuck if he's lying or not this time. You don't play your partner like that if you're in the position to take a day off whenever the fuck you want.
 
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clownpiss said:

this guy actually just said his soulmaid can barely speak and has been working rough hours and she's about to have a day

he literally just said if she's still feeling like shit (if any of this is true) he's going to be streaming instead of taking the day off. so instead of taking the day off that he said he was going to and spend the day caring for his sick soulmate and spending her valuable rest time with her he's just gonna stream instead cause fuck her she cant help me with the groceries and go out to eat with me so i might as well stream while shes useless.

either hes lying or he cares so little about the person he claims he wants to spend the rest of his life with its nuts, probably both
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This will be the one time he forceably makes her cook dinner. "Hang on guiz I gotta wake Kat up so she can make dinner SNOOORT"
 
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clownpiss said:

this guy actually just said his soulmaid can barely speak and has been working rough hours and she's about to have a day

he literally just said if she's still feeling like shit (if any of this is true) he's going to be streaming instead of taking the day off. so instead of taking the day off that he said he was going to and spend the day caring for his sick soulmate and spending her valuable rest time with her he's just gonna stream instead cause fuck her she cant help me with the groceries and go out to eat with me so i might as well stream while shes useless.

either hes lying or he cares so little about the person he claims he wants to spend the rest of his life with its nuts, probably both
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The thing I find funny is that Kat is sick and is still getting up and going to her job. While DSP got some throat shit (supposedly) and takes a week off or almost a week off.
 
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clownpiss said:

this guy actually just said his soulmaid can barely speak and has been working rough hours and she's about to have a day

he literally just said if she's still feeling like shit (if any of this is true) he's going to be streaming instead of taking the day off. so instead of taking the day off that he said he was going to and spend the day caring for his sick soulmate and spending her valuable rest time with her he's just gonna stream instead cause fuck her she cant help me with the groceries and go out to eat with me so i might as well stream while shes useless.

either hes lying or he cares so little about the person he claims he wants to spend the rest of his life with its nuts, probably both
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What I dont understand is why he needs her to get groceries with him. I'm starting to think he's afraid to drive.
 
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