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Let’s not forget that Jack black starred in his own game, Brutal Legend.

"He's not a real gamer d00d! He's just doing it for money and attention. It's a fucking gimmick d00d. He doesn't care about gaming or his fans and once the novelty wears off no one's going to care. He hasn't done anything in like 10 years and is desperately trying to stay relevant."

Hmm..that doesn't sound like Jack Black at all. But that does sound EXACTLY like someone else we know. Projection much?
 
You already paid your January bills in December, dumbass! That's why you had no money in December, remember? You accidentally double paid.

Is it that hard to keep all your lies consistent?

when you lie as much as DSP keeping track of everything becomes rather hard. I would say he uses notes to keep track of his lies but DSP doesn't seem like the person to take notes on anything
 
Some filthy troll just got a perm ban:
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I bet his chat history is full of detractor memes!
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You already paid your January bills in December, dumbass! That's why you had no money in December, remember? You accidentally double paid.

Is it that hard to keep all your lies consistent?
It wouldn't surprise me if he's so behind on all his bills that "double-paying" just means he paid off a chunk of old debt that he had no intention of paying yet, and he'll continue to be billed as normal (on top of his remaning debt) next month.

I'm thinking something like: $500 in debt to the power company (who won't just pull the plug on him if he's making payments), meant to pay $100 but accidentally paid $200.
 
-edit- Aaaaand he just got a $100 tip from "Santa Claus".

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Which he could not simply accept graciously. Nope, couldn't just play along with the guy. He had to make a remark for absolutely no reason:
Tip: " Merry Christmas, my boy. I expect some biscuits and a glass of milk."
D$P: "Well Santa, it's to late. Christmas is over. You've gotta wait til next year....but I do thank you for the late Christmas gift, Santa Claus...."
 
Which he could not simply accept graciously. Nope, couldn't just play along with the guy. He had to make a remark for absolutely no reason:
Tip: " Merry Christmas, my boy. I expect some biscuits and a glass of tard cum."
D$P: "Well Santa, it's to late. Christmas is over. You've gotta wait til next year....but I do thank you for the late Christmas gift, Santa Claus...."

What a stud. Takes no shit from nobody, not even imaginary mythical creatures. 'Cause that's the shit all five years olds look up to. At least when they're autistic re.tards and suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
 
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He just burped 4 straight times into the mic, and following a brief " 'scuze me" and maybe 2 more sentences, loudly snorted into the mic again, anybody clipped that?



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God I hope. I'd be sad I missed it, but you know he's not gonna edit it out. My only regret is not seeing his chat's reaction because it looks like even the little 7th graders were like, "Dude get some manners. Youre like one 'lifting up your leg and farting while clenching your body and making a face, then laughing about it' away from actually being Shrek at the beginning of that movie." Vinesauce doesnt put chat replays in their streams but that's a personal stylistic choice, and sometimes yeah it does cover up the video--Phil would if he cared and knows others do it, but even if you told him it would make his Youtube views more money, he would be too lazy to figure out how to edit it in.
 
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FYI his Smash stream is the most low-energy, boring, unenthusiastic, uninteractive, yawn inducing "entertainment" you can imagine. Combine that with his hate against Nintendo, his spite for videogames in general and his disrespect for other people and you get what you expect: Not the slightest spark of joy.

I'd rather listen to and watch LSBgaming playing with his doggo.
 
At this point, soy boy should just set up an on screen goal for another $5k for him and Kat to go to Disney Land, and ask people to pay it

To 'mentally ill detractor kids', it is crazy to give him money for his pity show; BUT everyday he gets $ for his boring, angry rants and delusional trips down detractor Lane & junk gameplay

I'm not sure what he'd have to do to actually get his viewers as a whole to stop donating/supporting...
 
He just burped 4 straight times into the mic, and following a brief " 'scuze me" and maybe 2 more sentences, loudly snorted into the mic again, anybody clipped that?

God I hope. I'd be sad I missed it, but you know he's not gonna edit it out. My only regret is not seeing his chat's reaction because it looks like even the little 7th graders were like, "Dude get some manners. Youre like one 'lifting up your leg and farting while clenching your body and making a face, then laughing about it' away from actually being Shrek at the beginning of that movie." Vinesauce doesnt put chat replays in their streams but that's a personal stylistic choice, and sometimes yeah it does cover up the video--Phil would if he cared and knows others do it, but even if you told him it would make his Youtube views more money, he would be too lazy to figure out how to edit it in.

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The fact he always says "Excuse me" at the end of his forced out burps is really odd. It's like punching someone in the face four times, and saying "Oh, sorry dude, didn't mean to do that". I think it's his way of trolling, or something.

Phil is a weird man.
 
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The fact he always says "Excuse me" at the end of his forced out burps is really odd. It's like punching someone in the face four times, and saying "Oh, sorry dude, didn't mean to do that". I think it's his way of trolling, or something.

Phil is a weird man.

Phil is a sad, strange little man. He has our pity and our laughter at him
 
Pre-stream D$P near constantly clears his throat. After about an hour of playing there is a complete absence of throat clearing ( almost as if he forgot he's supposed to be sick ). After the mid-stream break, the throat clearing returns as he brings up his need for tips due to his illness. Gameplay, however, miraculously cures him of his need to clear his throat once again and he sounds like normal D$P.
 
Well, Well, Well... Looks like DSP falls backwards into luck again. Ralph from the Ralph Retort now has to promo DSP for a week straight after losing a bet to Mister Metokur!

Doubt he'll get any conversions, but might make for some interesting cross-overs.

A Tism Storm is Brewing...
 
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