"Yes, hello officer. I'm a 36yo man, except now I'm a lady, as you can see
[adjusts moobs and smiles at cop
]- but you probably remember me from my extensive-but-petty criminal record, among which (also I'm kind of a big deal and a celebrity)
Well I wanna make a complaint, officer!!! See, there's this group of teenaged girls who I sometimes hang out in their bedroom and smoke weed with them, and I also buy booze for them sometimes. Buh a'yway, so I emailed these underage girls some videos of me naked, and masturbating, (and also having sex with the magical hedgehog I'm married to),
and guess what they did...."
The sadist in me almost wants to see Chris try to pursue those charges. (Really, its probably in the best interests of both Chris and rhe troons to not get cops involved- both would be rolling the dice on getting charged, themselves)
This is the kind of leaked content that leads to people killing themselves out of shame and embarrassment.
I do not, for a second, believe that someone could say this about Chris with a straight face. Chris's "shame and embarrassment" went the same place his dignity, job prospects, self-awareness and bowel control went a long, long,
long time ago.