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obstructive sleep apnea oh boy Phil, you must be a joy to sleep next to. I guess he doesnt wear his chinstrap anymore.

Did he ever talk about if the chin strap was effective at all? He talks about everything else that's 'private' when he wants to / seeks sympathy $$

He alerted everyone that he bought the chin strap (for reasons totally unknown) and posted that ridiculous photo of himself. Embarrassing I thought...

One more silly q: did he ever elaborate on reasons he didn't go to panalee's brother's wedding?
 
Maybe he's used to choking on dick for 15 minutes straight.
Given how he was probably more bitter and sad that John and Howard left than Leanna based on his attempts to force them to build the bridge back to him (in a twisted sense of saying that they can talk), I believe this wholeheartedly.
 
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Did he ever talk about if the chin strap was effective at all? He talks about everything else that's 'private' when he wants to / seeks sympathy $$

He alerted everyone that he bought the chin strap (for reasons totally unknown) and posted that ridiculous photo of himself. Embarrassing I thought...

One more silly q: did he ever elaborate on reasons he didn't go to panalee's brother's wedding?
He claims for the wedding that he was tipped off them ding dang dirty trollz would ruin it.

As far as the strap I am not totally sure he said if it worked or not, he got it mainly because Leanna wasn't able to sleep with his sawing wood constantly.
 
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One more silly q: did he ever elaborate on reasons he didn't go to panalee's brother's wedding?

He said that the 'tractors had found out where the wedding was to be held and that they were going to Swat it. Thus, he could not attend. Why Leanna could not go on her own...not elaborated on, but most likely it was to make sure her family didn't talk her into staying there.
 
Alright, guys, it turns out I’m actually a high-class hooker and Phil owes me $16k for my “girlfriend experience” package. I can’t get into details because we signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. I will say a horse cock strap-on may or may not have been involved, and he has a 4 inch penis.

Discuss anongst yourselves.

Everyone who knows the DSP lore knows he's packing a 2-inch goblin, you phony. BRB, finding vagina bat pictures.
 
12/30/18 Prestream - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Multiplayer Salt Stream: Darksydephil Was Too Sick To Listen To Music, But Was Well Enough To Go To The Mall With Kat

"Basically, I'm finally getting over this cold. And, the last time I did a daytime stream, was actually a week ago. Yeah. That's how long ago it was. It seems like forever, doesn't it? *PIG SNORT* UGH! Definitely! Uhm. You know? What a shitty week! I mean, just being honest with all of you. I was so sick, all week. *LIP SMACK!* Even though, I was supposed to spend a day and a half with Kat, for-for Christmas, uh, and then come back to streaming. It ended up being, PPPBBBBEEEHHH! Pretty much, nowhere near as good as I would have liked it to be! Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* I didn't even really start feeling like myself, until Friday. And. *PIG SNORT* EVEN THEN, I wasn't getting enough sleep. FINALLY, last night, for the first time all week, I finally got a decent night's sleep. Although, it certainly, uhm, *LIP SMACK* wasn't uninterrupted. I woke up around four a.m., CHOKING PROFUSELY! Oh my God. I had to jump out of bed, *LIP SMACK!* run into the bathroom, cough up a bunch of disgusting phlegm. And, basically, stood there for FIFTEEN MINUTES, just choking NONSTOP. Drinking, choking, spitting, YUCK! And then, finally, I got back to sleep. But, outside of that, I actually got a decent night's sleep, last night, for the first time in a long time. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* And, I am congested still, as you can hear. And I am still choking. So, just to forewarn everyone, even though I am back today. Uhm. It's certainly not going to be, an UNHINDERED stream. I'm actually kind of happy, we're doing a multiplayer stream today. Where I can just focus, kind of, on gameplay and INTERACTING with you. *THROAT CLEAR* If this were the Podcast today, *PIG SNORT* it might not have gone so well. Just saying. Uhm. I might have been choking constantly. What I'm hoping is that, by tomorrow, when I am going to do the podcast, *THROAT CLEAR* hopefully, some of this will clear out a little bit. All right? *THROAT CLEAR*"

"What I'd like to say is: Welcome back, everyone! And my apologies. For everyone who missed out on a week of streaming. You know? I only streamed twice in the last week. Uh. Two night time streams. One in which I sounded absolutely MISERABLE playing Minecraft. Right? *THROAT CLEAR* So, uh, it sucks! And, in reality, everyone, the truth of the matter is, it really SUCKS for me. Because, this was a week, when TYPICALLY, I'm doing Holiday themed stuff. You know? I was going to do the Christmas Eve Podcast, the Post-Christmas Multiplayer. And, I RELY on you guys attending streams and CONTRIBUTING, to make ends meet this time of the year! *THROAT CLEAR* You know, in particular, JANUARY, is right around the corner! *THROAT CLEAR* I got all my JANUARY BILLS coming up! *PIG SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* And I'm screwed, because I'm out a week of income, that I needed to pay those bills! And, in addition to that, uhm, *THROAT CLEAR* things were slow in October! Which I just paid for in December. So, already I'm behind! And now I've lost a week of streaming! IT SUCKS! All right? But, it's reality! When you're SELF-EMPLOYED, when you're a Full Time Streamer like me, *THROAT CLEAR* you get sick, *LIP SMACK!* you make no money! Okay? And. Uhm. Certainly, it's not a good situation. But, it's not the end of the world. It just sucks, that somehow, I've got to make ends meet, now. And, the truth of the matter is, that I'm not going to do a GIANT PLUG SEGMENT, talking about ways you guys can CONTRIBUTE. I'm just going to say two things, *PIG SNORT* the first is, *THROAT CLEAR* since we are, uhm, *LIP SMACK!* near the end of the month. Okay? There's only two days left for you guys to, today and tomorrow, to PLEDGE to my Patreon."
Talks about his upcoming 10 Year Beggacy Retrospective Marathon that will bore everyone to tears in January.
Does a plug segment.
"I'm appreciative of anything you contribute. HOWEVER! THE. BEST. WAY. TO HELP ME OUT. RIGHT NOW. Because of what happened this week, me losing out on a week of income. *PIG SNORT* And the fact, that I need that income to pay my BILLS, this month! PLEASE! If you can! TIP ME!! TIPPING ME, helps me out TREMENDOUSLY! Because, TIPS, I get IMMEDIATELY! I'm able to put them towards bills, IMMEDIATELY! And, all my bills start coming due, as of January first! So, as of Tuesday, this week, my bank account will start emptying! And I need to REPLENISH it to keep paying the bills! And, it sucks that I'm in this situation I'm in right now! It really does! *THROAT CLEAR* Obviously, I don't want to be in this situation! But, it's just REALITY! Okay? So, please, if you can, HELP ME OUT!"
Explains how to give his greasy begging ass a tip.
"And, that's that! Okay? I'm not even going to do anymore, uhm, uh, you know, extensive plugs or nothing. That's all I'm going to say! If you can TIP ME, please do! Or you can pledge to my Patreon! Both of those things help me RIGHT NOW! And, I really do, you know, need the help, because of what happened this week. Okay?"

"Now, I'm only doing, ONE STREAM today. For various reasons. The first, is because I sound like shit! And, I don't want to overdo it, my first major day back here, doing a four-plus hour stream. I don't want to overdo it. *THROAT CLEAR* And completely wear out my voice, and screw myself over, right? Because, tomorrow I'm doing that podcast, that was supposed to happen a week ago. Okay? Number two, I got TONS OF SHIT to do, tonight. I've got to sit down and schedule all of my bills, that I was supposed to pay over the past week. But I didn't, because I was sick! And, they're all coming due on the first! So, I have to sit down and do TWO HOURS OF BILL PAYING! I also have to set up the thread on the FORUMS, so that patrons can start nominating their favorite moments of, you know, my ten years, so that we can do this retrospective event. Among other things! I actually have a few *THROAT CLEAR* things that people have, like, sent me over the week. *LIP SMACK!* Apparently, a couple of people made me some music remixes, offering to let me use on prestream. I didn't even have a SINGLE MOMENT to even listen to those, because I was so sick. I, uh, you know, uh, and a few other things as well! I've got emails to respond to! A lot of stuff do, tonight! PLUS, I'll be honest, I just want to FREAKING RELAX! All right?"

"So, anyway, thank you, lycifersoul, for that TEN DOLLAR TIP! Again, guys! I'll say this, i said it at the beginning of the prestream. I'll say it again! If you REALLY want to help me, PLEASE TIP ME TODAY! This is the best way you can help me! Uhm. I, I, need your SUPPORT, because, uhm, a week now, I wasn't streaming. And that was income I needed to pay my bills in January! I already was behind! Because, October was my slowest month of the year on streams, and December, I was already REALLY LOW on funds! And, now I have a WEEK where I didn't even FUCKING STREAM, I was so sick! *PIG SNORT* So, it sucks! Because I need to pay all my bills, this coming week! So, any support you can LEND, please TIP ME! TIPPING helps me IMMEDIATELY! I can put those funds towards bills!"
Explains how to send his disgraceful begging ass a tip. Again.
"And I'm very grateful for any contributions. BUT! TIPPING HELPS THE MOST! All right."

[2018-12-30 11:26:37 PST] alakazam_the_best: i got you phil i will tip $2K real talk dspShot

"Uh. alakazam_the_best said they're going to tip me two thousand dollars. The bottom line is, Ladies and Gentlemen, you-you'll learn this. Especially if you attend my streams. People who want to be supportive, just will be. They won't announce, that they're going to do something. Because, they're just looking for attention. People like that, basically, he wants to make me think he's going to contribute, then he won't. You know?"

~ AFTER THE MIDSTREAM BREAK ~

"Also, thank you to Santa Claus, for a hundred dollar tip! That is very much appreciated! There were also several ten dollar and a few smaller tips earlier. Thank you guys very much for that, I appreciate that. Okay? Much appreciated, because, right now, this week, all of my bills are going to come due! For early January. And, I didn't work for a week, because I was so sick! So. *THROAT CLEAR* I need money to pay them! And, it really sucks, this situation I'm in! But it's reality! I need to RAISE as many FUNDS as possible! And, right now, TIPPING ME helps! TIPPING is the best way to help me out right now! Because, TIPS I get right away! TIPS, I'm able to put straight towards the bills this week! So, PLEASE, if you are going to CONTRIBUTE today, and you have a choice in how to contribute. If you do have that choice, please TIP ME! It helps me out the most! Okay? Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* And, again, thanks to everyone who's contributed so far! It's helping out! A lot!"

"Fair enough? All right. So. That's that. I think I've covered all the bases. Thanks everyone, for your contributions so far. If you, actually, really want to help me out with the bills this week. PLEASE. PLEASE. TIP ME!"
 
12/30/18 Prestream - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Multiplayer Salt Stream: Darksydephil Was Too Sick To Listen To Music, But Was Well Enough To Go To The Mall With Kat

"Basically, I'm finally getting over this cold. And, the last time I did a daytime stream, was actually a week ago. Yeah. That's how long ago it was. It seems like forever, doesn't it? *PIG SNORT* UGH! Definitely! Uhm. You know? What a shitty week! I mean, just being honest with all of you. I was so sick, all week. *LIP SMACK!* Even though, I was supposed to spend a day and a half with Kat, for-for Christmas, uh, and then come back to streaming. It ended up being, PPPBBBBEEEHHH! Pretty much, nowhere near as good as I would have liked it to be! Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* I didn't even really start feeling like myself, until Friday. And. *PIG SNORT* EVEN THEN, I wasn't getting enough sleep. FINALLY, last night, for the first time all week, I finally got a decent night's sleep. Although, it certainly, uhm, *LIP SMACK* wasn't uninterrupted. I woke up around four a.m., CHOKING PROFUSELY! Oh my God. I had to jump out of bed, *LIP SMACK!* run into the bathroom, cough up a bunch of disgusting phlegm. And, basically, stood there for FIFTEEN MINUTES, just choking NONSTOP. Drinking, choking, spitting, YUCK! And then, finally, I got back to sleep. But, outside of that, I actually got a decent night's sleep, last night, for the first time in a long time. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* And, I am congested still, as you can hear. And I am still choking. So, just to forewarn everyone, even though I am back today. Uhm. It's certainly not going to be, an UNHINDERED stream. I'm actually kind of happy, we're doing a multiplayer stream today. Where I can just focus, kind of, on gameplay and INTERACTING with you. *THROAT CLEAR* If this were the Podcast today, *PIG SNORT* it might not have gone so well. Just saying. Uhm. I might have been choking constantly. What I'm hoping is that, by tomorrow, when I am going to do the podcast, *THROAT CLEAR* hopefully, some of this will clear out a little bit. All right? *THROAT CLEAR*"

"What I'd like to say is: Welcome back, everyone! And my apologies. For everyone who missed out on a week of streaming. You know? I only streamed twice in the last week. Uh. Two night time streams. One in which I sounded absolutely MISERABLE playing Minecraft. Right? *THROAT CLEAR* So, uh, it sucks! And, in reality, everyone, the truth of the matter is, it really SUCKS for me. Because, this was a week, when TYPICALLY, I'm doing Holiday themed stuff. You know? I was going to do the Christmas Eve Podcast, the Post-Christmas Multiplayer. And, I RELY on you guys attending streams and CONTRIBUTING, to make ends meet this time of the year! *THROAT CLEAR* You know, in particular, JANUARY, is right around the corner! *THROAT CLEAR* I got all my JANUARY BILLS coming up! *PIG SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* And I'm screwed, because I'm out a week of income, that I needed to pay those bills! And, in addition to that, uhm, *THROAT CLEAR* things were slow in October! Which I just paid for in December. So, already I'm behind! And now I've lost a week of streaming! IT SUCKS! All right? But, it's reality! When you're SELF-EMPLOYED, when you're a Full Time Streamer like me, *THROAT CLEAR* you get sick, *LIP SMACK!* you make no money! Okay? And. Uhm. Certainly, it's not a good situation. But, it's not the end of the world. It just sucks, that somehow, I've got to make ends meet, now. And, the truth of the matter is, that I'm not going to do a GIANT PLUG SEGMENT, talking about ways you guys can CONTRIBUTE. I'm just going to say two things, *PIG SNORT* the first is, *THROAT CLEAR* since we are, uhm, *LIP SMACK!* near the end of the month. Okay? There's only two days left for you guys to, today and tomorrow, to PLEDGE to my Patreon."
Talks about his upcoming 10 Year Beggacy Retrospective Marathon that will bore everyone to tears in January.
Does a plug segment.
"I'm appreciative of anything you contribute. HOWEVER! THE. BEST. WAY. TO HELP ME OUT. RIGHT NOW. Because of what happened this week, me losing out on a week of income. *PIG SNORT* And the fact, that I need that income to pay my BILLS, this month! PLEASE! If you can! TIP ME!! TIPPING ME, helps me out TREMENDOUSLY! Because, TIPS, I get IMMEDIATELY! I'm able to put them towards bills, IMMEDIATELY! And, all my bills start coming due, as of January first! So, as of Tuesday, this week, my bank account will start emptying! And I need to REPLENISH it to keep paying the bills! And, it sucks that I'm in this situation I'm in right now! It really does! *THROAT CLEAR* Obviously, I don't want to be in this situation! But, it's just REALITY! Okay? So, please, if you can, HELP ME OUT!"
Explains how to give his greasy begging ass a tip.
"And, that's that! Okay? I'm not even going to do anymore, uhm, uh, you know, extensive plugs or nothing. That's all I'm going to say! If you can TIP ME, please do! Or you can pledge to my Patreon! Both of those things help me RIGHT NOW! And, I really do, you know, need the help, because of what happened this week. Okay?"

"Now, I'm only doing, ONE STREAM today. For various reasons. The first, is because I sound like shit! And, I don't want to overdo it, my first major day back here, doing a four-plus hour stream. I don't want to overdo it. *THROAT CLEAR* And completely wear out my voice, and screw myself over, right? Because, tomorrow I'm doing that podcast, that was supposed to happen a week ago. Okay? Number two, I got TONS OF SHIT to do, tonight. I've got to sit down and schedule all of my bills, that I was supposed to pay over the past week. But I didn't, because I was sick! And, they're all coming due on the first! So, I have to sit down and do TWO HOURS OF BILL PAYING! I also have to set up the thread on the FORUMS, so that patrons can start nominating their favorite moments of, you know, my ten years, so that we can do this retrospective event. Among other things! I actually have a few *THROAT CLEAR* things that people have, like, sent me over the week. *LIP SMACK!* Apparently, a couple of people made me some music remixes, offering to let me use on prestream. I didn't even have a SINGLE MOMENT to even listen to those, because I was so sick. I, uh, you know, uh, and a few other things as well! I've got emails to respond to! A lot of stuff do, tonight! PLUS, I'll be honest, I just want to FREAKING RELAX! All right?"

"So, anyway, thank you, lycifersoul, for that TEN DOLLAR TIP! Again, guys! I'll say this, i said it at the beginning of the prestream. I'll say it again! If you REALLY want to help me, PLEASE TIP ME TODAY! This is the best way you can help me! Uhm. I, I, need your SUPPORT, because, uhm, a week now, I wasn't streaming. And that was income I needed to pay my bills in January! I already was behind! Because, October was my slowest month of the year on streams, and December, I was already REALLY LOW on funds! And, now I have a WEEK where I didn't even FUCKING STREAM, I was so sick! *PIG SNORT* So, it sucks! Because I need to pay all my bills, this coming week! So, any support you can LEND, please TIP ME! TIPPING helps me IMMEDIATELY! I can put those funds towards bills!"
Explains how to send his disgraceful begging ass a tip. Again.
"And I'm very grateful for any contributions. BUT! TIPPING HELPS THE MOST! All right."

[2018-12-30 11:26:37 PST] alakazam_the_best: i got you phil i will tip $2K real talk dspShot

"Uh. alakazam_the_best said they're going to tip me two thousand dollars. The bottom line is, Ladies and Gentlemen, you-you'll learn this. Especially if you attend my streams. People who want to be supportive, just will be. They won't announce, that they're going to do something. Because, they're just looking for attention. People like that, basically, he wants to make me think he's going to contribute, then he won't. You know?"

~ AFTER THE MIDSTREAM BREAK ~

"Also, thank you to Santa Claus, for a hundred dollar tip! That is very much appreciated! There were also several ten dollar and a few smaller tips earlier. Thank you guys very much for that, I appreciate that. Okay? Much appreciated, because, right now, this week, all of my bills are going to come due! For early January. And, I didn't work for a week, because I was so sick! So. *THROAT CLEAR* I need money to pay them! And, it really sucks, this situation I'm in! But it's reality! I need to RAISE as many FUNDS as possible! And, right now, TIPPING ME helps! TIPPING is the best way to help me out right now! Because, TIPS I get right away! TIPS, I'm able to put straight towards the bills this week! So, PLEASE, if you are going to CONTRIBUTE today, and you have a choice in how to contribute. If you do have that choice, please TIP ME! It helps me out the most! Okay? Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* And, again, thanks to everyone who's contributed so far! It's helping out! A lot!"

"Fair enough? All right. So. That's that. I think I've covered all the bases. Thanks everyone, for your contributions so far. If you, actually, really want to help me out with the bills this week. PLEASE. PLEASE. TIP ME!"
Good Lord he's so fucking pathetic.
 
So I looked at DSPGaming for the first time since Phil started uploading longer videos, and holy shit. If my knowledge of YouTube is correct and you get about $1 per thousand views, then DSPGaming really is an archive channel.
 

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So I looked at DSPGaming for the first time since Phil started uploading longer videos, and holy shit. If my knowledge of YouTube is correct and you get about $1 per thousand views, then DSPGaming really is an archive channel.
Meanwhile at the mansion of lolcow Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler. Views some would kill for. Yes, this is not photoshopped, neither the numbers nor his face:
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Don't get me wrong, nobody watches his gaming channel. He's awful (yes, "DrachenGamesLP". Games Let's Play. He's awful.)
But Rainer has his own property and a real house, he can't afford of course.

My point is: Look what happens if you embrace the meme, do not block your audience and let them speak, even so you dismiss everything because you're a lolcow. People want to hear the next stupid shit you say and laugh at you. Games don't do that.
 

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Meanwhile at the mansion of lolcow Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler. Views some would kill for. Yes, this is not photoshopped, neither the numbers nor his face:
Don't get me wrong, nobody watches his gaming channel. He's awful (yes, "DrachenGamesLP". Games Let's Play. He's awful.)
But Rainer has his own property and a real house, he can't afford of course.

My point is: Look what happens if you embrace the meme, do not block your audience and let them speak, even so you dismiss everything because you're a lolcow. People want to hear the next stupid shit you say and laugh at you. Games don't do that.

Granted, this guy seems to embrace things a bit too much. I know of him mostly from the video Dankula did on him but this dude's trolls have fucked with his life in ways that would have DSP looking with serious consideration down the barrel of a shotgun. Can you imagine people driving by Phil's house whipping eggs and glass bottles at it? He'd be fucking petrified.

Edit: though I can see him, absent of someone to take the trash out, gradually retreating into one room while the rest of his house mutates into a landfill.
 
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So I looked at DSPGaming for the first time since Phil started uploading longer videos, and holy shit. If my knowledge of YouTube is correct and you get about $1 per thousand views, then DSPGaming really is an archive channel.

Even at $1 CPM, Phil's looking at $16k+ from Youtube. If it's higher than that, then more, obviously. A fraction of what he gets from Twitch, but certainly not nothing.
 
Defense mechanism. If he does it while its popular plenty of people will get more out of it than him and this'll make him incredibly bitter and jealous. Also part of the reason he doesn't change his modus operandi - nobody can beat him at his 10 years of raw unedited uninspired legacy so he can feel good about something.

Probably. Its interesting that he can't try anything "new" without absolutely shitting on it. He can't play any games with friends, he can't have an new experience with something without being a dumbass about it.

It makes me wonder when was the last time he actually experienced "fun" with video games/movies or even wrassling.

This is why his "I work every day" manifesto is so exceptional, no one doing that kind of work can keep their eyes focused for so long without getting bored... unless its CWC and sonichu but we can debate whether sonic is even "fun" for CWC.

If you exclude netflix which handfeeds you new qwality kahntent, when was the last time you heard DSP actively seek out some game or movie no one had heard of? I don't think I've ever seen him do that.

Like what about the new/unknown indie game on the console store that cost $3 and he bought "just to see what its like" and then decided to stream about it? I've never seen him do that, he only seems to focus on what is already popular/hated.

Some of my favorite music, TV shows and games I only discovered through randomness or because I saw an obscure reference or brief mention of them somewhere. If I actually "like" whatever it is isn't down to PewdiePie or Ninja's coverage but always something intrinsic and some quality that is difficult to define.

If DSP loves or hates something he has to mention what other people think of it first. He can't just come out and say "I really like this game [insert title], even though its very simple, the whole system of the game is so well done and I'm really it. I'm really challenged by [insert aspect] but its very rewarding trying to perfect it. Even when I screw up I'm still having a lot of fun"

Its like when a person is put in the confrontational position of answering the historic question of "what makes you attracted to them". Its probably not exhaustively conclusive, but you can often quickly tell by their mannerisms, expressions and wording if there really is something special they see in that person.

Similarly, if someone explains what they love about someone how DSP does ("helping around the house", "HOMEMADE cooking") it comes across very transparently. Beyond holiday habit watching of Halloween and Christmas movies, I don't think I've heard him really be passionate about a game. He's passionate about street fighter, but his passion is fleeting and he has no unique way of showing his enthusiasm except for shouting and slamming controllers.

Even if you look at boomers and zoomers who are very passionate about their car, and even if you don't give a shit about cars and you see how they talk about their car and proudly discuss each aspect of their vehicle-autism from the wheels to the exhaust pipe you can respect their hobby.

What the fuck is DSP's hobby? What does he actually talk with passion about?

TLDR: I bet this nigga hasn't even watched Mad Max 2, played a point and click adventure or watched a movie from 50 years ago with subtitles. He definitely hasn't been drunk at a bar and struck up a discussion with some foreigners about what kind of food their country has or said something like "I've read a lot about [insert famous city/area/landmark], I'd really love to visit one day, the photos of it are really beautiful?". He's probably can't even discuss why he likes his energy drinks with the cashier at the supermarket. "Redemption run" my ass you don't enjoy any game you play because you haven't done anything differently for a decade, you'll play the game the same fucking way or play it in some super pleb popular way.

Just look at "Cooking with the king". DSP gets a lot of shit for his cooking, and he partly deserves it. Instead of turning things around and surprise releasing an episode where he really puts effort into something which is challenging and making people interested decides he should just bored quit cooking.

"DSP tries it" is the same shit, why the fuck doesn't he order food from a badly rated restaurant or try some snack product from a gas station?
Look at the guy in this video who I'm indifferent about, he seems to have made a name for himself by trying the worst reviewed stuff in his city:

No one else needs a green screen or soundproofing or a black belt in personal defence in case their neighbour bangs on their door and tells them to shut up to do this shit. The reason DSP doesn't is because he's the cow that's been put out to pasture after having extended his productive life making YouTube bank and now he's incapable of delivering anything interesting.

Being a YT/Twitch celeb isn't really the special Olympics (debatable) and you don't get awarded a prize just for competing by uploading your shit using click and drag with no editing every day. You actually have to put in effort and give a shit if you want people to believe you care.

That's why he talks shit about Jack Black's gaming channel. Like DSP said, who the fuck cares about Jack Black, what about 2 years ago when Terry Crews (the black guy from the old spice commercials so you don't have to google) made a gaming channel with his son?

Terry didn't keep up with it for long, but he at least made the effort. He's 50 years old, and if he can manage to set up Steam and a Twitch account and upload to YouTube all of the drama you try to place on your "job" doesn't mean shit. Its something that has zero skill set.

Even Robbin Williams named his daughter Zelda on account of his enjoyment of video games 30 years ago. Your ability to tap a controller or the amount of time you've been doing it doesn't fucking matter, no one cares and video games have never been more accessible to not only the elderly but people who are entirely deaf/blind. Your legacy doesn't matter.

Want to know why PewdiePie/Ninja/Jack Black became popular? Sure part of it has to do with acting like a sperg, but those fuckers either tried either tons of different games and found a match or came across as being genuine to their audience.

Rant over, but the only thing DSP should be doing right now is looking to take a long break from streaming and finding a more dependable source of income. I don't think its beyond his capabilities to actually be a more entertaining streamer, he just needs a lot more perspective.
 
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If DSP loves or hates something he has to mention what other people think of it first.
And there's the rub. Honestly this is probably DSP's biggest problem, and it's the thing which causes him to push other people away resulting in social isolation which turned his brain to mush. He can't just say "I like/dislike thing" he has to say "I like/dislike thing and everyone who has a different opinion is STOOPID/ELITIST/FANBOYING/MOB MENTALITY" etc. I imagine that gets quite grating after a while, especially if it happens every time you try to express an opinion about something. No wonder his circle of friends is a literal circle, in that it's a big fat 0.
 
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