DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NursezillaX]

It wouldn't surprise me if he's so behind on all his bills that "double-paying" just means he paid off a chunk of old debt that he had no intention of paying yet, and he'll continue to be billed as normal (on top of his remaning debt) next month.

I'm thinking something like: $500 in debt to the power company (who won't just pull the plug on him if he's making payments), meant to pay $100 but accidentally paid $200.

Yeah, that's actually what would happen. If you overpay, it just goes towards bringing down the overall balance as opposed to counting as the following months payment, which is really what he should be doing: paying extra to bring down principal / not just a minimum payment which barely covers the interest. Only time that would be the case would be if you owed $200 and made that $200 payment twice. You'd have a -$200 balance / credit towards your next payment but, this is Dark, he's maxed to the gills on everything (which is why it's hysterical when he acts like if 'mah bills!!!' are a week late that it will 'wreck his credit, it's his debt to credit ratio that I'm sure has destroyed his credit long ago), so he certainly is not dealing with the latter situation.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Responding to a narcissist with scientific fact is actually pretty funny. The narcissistic's head just explodes.

 

[Noob-Noob]

GOT HIM

 

[Meech]

When he says he's choking, does he mean he's coughing? Is he that much of a spaz?

 

[Freshtodeath]

When he says he's choking, does he mean he's coughing? Is he that much of a spaz?

no oxygen to his brain. The gout has taken over his body.

 

[Noob-Noob]

When he says he's choking, does he mean he's coughing? Is he that much of a spaz?

I think he legitimately wants us to believe that he was laying in bed, gasping for air like a fish, for 15 minutes straight.

I imagine him getting strangled by some invisible, paranormal force. Most likely conjured by Kat in an attempt to get out of the spot she's in.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

When he says he's choking, does he mean he's coughing? Is he that much of a spaz?

I have a good feeling that's how he's trying to spin it.
And he wonders why people wanted him to go see a doctor. Of course Phil's response is "LOL I don't need to see a doctor, idiots".

Like, dude, you said you were CHOKING. Fucking asshole was just coughing slightly more than usual. Dramatic bitch. He really tried to make a simple ass cold seem like he was on his deathbed, laying there like a vegetable.

Has to go to extremes to rope his piggies in that he's totally not out at the mall spending money with his gf and all other shit he was probably doing.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

In other news, Dr. Phil is the only one (roach) that can not only self-diagnose, but can also survive 15 min of LIFE THREATENING medical condition without any aid

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Maybe he's used to choking on dick for 15 minutes straight.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And while we're at it I want to remind all my fellow insufferable pedants that "electrocution" refers to being outright killed by electricity, so clearly if anyone ever says they got electrocuted, they must be some sort of zombie.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Maybe he's used to choking on dick for 15 minutes straight.

Explains why Leanna left him and Khet "havent had sex in ages"

Let's sing along with Phil, ya all know the music, shall we you mentally ill detractors!

"I'm gay IM gay I'M GAY, we're totallllllly GAY"

 

[PenisMuncher23]

Maybe he's used to choking on dick for 15 minutes straight.

He really is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

 

[Pargon]

I think he legitimately wants us to believe that he was laying in bed, gasping for air like a fish, for 15 minutes straight.

I imagine him getting strangled by some invisible, paranormal force. Most likely conjured by Kat in an attempt to get out of the spot she's in.

More demon summoning. Runs in her family.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Please pay 5 dollars to tell me how great my 10 year Begacy was,

and how successful I have become

btw I'm in a real financial difficulty and needs your help, please also TIP ME so that I can pay my bills, dont worry about my legacy just pay me now, okay?

*Snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorttttttttttttt*

why? Because he is lazy and begging is easier than trying to explore other options

Also does this mean in 2 month of time with this change and E7's money coming in he should not be begging anymore?

Also also............so he then just got paid by youtube but still crying about not able to pay his bill? Fucking sleazy pigroach

 

[actually]

For those wondering, tips today totaled $191, bolstered by a $100 and $50 tip from anonymous sources, which was actually less than yesterday. That said, I again predict some large pity tips tomorrow becuz MUH BILLS AND MUH COLD.

 

[harbinger]

Man I was convinced we were gonna hit 4k before the Year ended - gonna have to be some monumental fuck up to generate enough interest in the next 36 hours.

Alright, guys, it turns out I’m actually a high-class hooker and Phil owes me $16k for my “girlfriend experience” package. I can’t get into details because we signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement. I will say a horse cock strap-on may or may not have been involved, and he has a 4 inch penis.

Discuss anongst yourselves.

 

[Equinox_]

why? Because he is lazy and begging is easier than trying to explore other options

Also does this mean in 2 month of time with this change and E7's money coming in he should not be begging anymore?

Also also............so he then just got paid by youtube but still crying about not able to pay his bill? Fucking sleazy pigroach

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Wait I just changed the due date for one of my bills and it goes into effect next billing cycle. Why would he have to wait 2 months?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Wait I just changed the due date for one of my bills and it goes into effect next billing cycle. Why would he have to wait 2 months?

"Because I needs my fans empty their wallets harder for TWO months instead "of one, because Emerald7's money doesnt come in until 2 months later, okay? *Buuuuuuuuuuuurp* 'zcuuuze me, what a moron, Ackackackackack"

 

[Optimus Prime]

I so dearly want somebody to send this guy money from some African nation where the inflation is so insane that a million dollars there is worth less than a buck in the states.

 

[Xenomorph]

obstructive sleep apnea oh boy Phil, you must be a joy to sleep next to. I guess he doesnt wear his chinstrap anymore.

 

[This comment matters]

obstructive sleep apnea oh boy Phil, you must be a joy to sleep next to. I guess he doesnt wear his chinstrap anymore.

The only "strap" in their bedroom is a strap-on.