Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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Wow with a SWOLLEN THROAT he somehow is gonna devour 12 cupcakes full of sugar and candy sprinkies?

This manPig is cancer and fake like a piece of shit

How about you spend the cupcake money on your bill your fat piece of gouty trash beggar?


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Comments from the amazing 'holiday cupcake' insta post... (Q: is a holiday cupcake different than a normal cupcake?)

How this man-child can summon up the strength to show his face on stream every day, tell his blatant lies and beg for $$, KNOWING people can see through him like a window & tell him on his stupid posts... It's amazing.


Sidella seemed to have a good Xmas

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Some golden comments here. 5 stars

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N0thingICanDo said:
Wow with a SWOLLEN THROAT he somehow is gonna devour 12 cupcakes full of sugar and candy sprinkies?

This manPig is cancer and fake like a piece of shit

How about you spend the cupcake money on your bill your fat piece of gouty trash beggar?


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First it was the thousands of dollars spent on statues. Then the BMWs. Then the mansion in Washington.

But this...

How dare you try and say you need money when you can afford sprinkles. This is single handedly the most disgusting thing Phil has ever done. When you blatantly flaunt sprinkles around on the internet...

This is just too much. I can't even
 
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Agentsmith said:
Comments from the amazing 'holiday cupcake' insta post... (Q: is a holiday cupcake different than a normal cupcake?)

How this man-child can summon up the strength to show his face on stream every day, tell his blatant lies and beg for $$, KNOWING people can see through him like a window & tell him on his stupid posts... It's amazing.


Sidella seemed to have a good Xmas

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Some golden comments here. 5 stars

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I can only imagine the sadness and shame a parent must feel watching their son open a DSP gaming T-shirt gift on christmas morning.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Wow with a SWOLLEN THROAT he somehow is gonna devour 12 cupcakes full of sugar and candy sprinkies?

This manPig is cancer and fake like a piece of shit

How about you spend the cupcake money on your bill your fat piece of gouty trash beggar?


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My experience is eating sugars make you feel worse throat wise than if you have simpler meals like a nice chicken soup. Pigroach is really showing how he's faking sick for pity all while blowing money on pre-made cupcakes for no reason whatsoever, all while ignoring the shitzillion bit of debt he can easily get out of with his Pigcult's money, but doesn't wanna because that means cutting back.
 
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Adamska said:
My experience is eating sugars make you feel worse throat wise than if you have simpler meals like a nice chicken soup. Pigroach is really showing how he's faking sick for pity all while blowing money on pre-made cupcakes for no reason whatsoever, all while ignoring the shitzillion bit of debt he can easily get out of with his Pigcult's money, but doesn't wanna because that means cutting back.
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He says he "barely" eats fast food even though when you look up his house hes near many fast food places, and pizza shops some being pure walking distance. His tits are sagging more than ever too, I assume he gets Ubereats quite a bit or makes Khet pick it up for him.
 
Adamska said:
My experience is eating sugars make you feel worse throat wise than if you have simpler meals like a nice chicken soup. Pigroach is really showing how he's faking sick for pity all while blowing money on pre-made cupcakes for no reason whatsoever, all while ignoring the shitzillion bit of debt he can easily get out of with his Pigcult's money, but doesn't wanna because that means cutting back.
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There is apparently no soup in the house and no way to go gets some or make any. He had a bowl of Spicy ramen to 'clear his sinuses'. Additionally, he ordered House Special Chow Mein ( beef, chicken and shrimp) at the Chinese restaurant. A dish with hard, crunchy noodles most certainly would be the perfect choice for a sore, swollen throat. Order some egg drop soup or wonton soup to take to the soupless house? Nope, Spicy ramen from the pantry and cupcakes with tiny hard sprinkles. Perfect!
 
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It doesn't bother me Phil had chinese for christmas.

But its hilarious he told us all (and presumably Kat) that he was going to a FANCY dinner. He had BIG PLANS with his girl for christmas.

And his big plans were chinese takeout and creeping on her gaming.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
It doesn't bother me Phil had chinese for christmas.

But its hilarious he told us all (and presumably Kat) that he was going to a FANCY dinner. He had BIG PLANS with his girl for christmas.

And his big plans were chinese takeout and creeping on her gaming.
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Keywords I am pointing out are Traditional Christmas Eve feast. This would indicate the House Special Chow Mein was not a spur of the moment decision as it is according the D$P's own Instagram his Traditional Christmas Eve meal.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
It doesn't bother me Phil had chinese for christmas.

But its hilarious he told us all (and presumably Kat) that he was going to a FANCY dinner. He had BIG PLANS with his girl for christmas.

And his big plans were chinese takeout and creeping on her gaming.
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In some parts of China they eat cats.

You don't think that by "Chinese food" he meant...

Oh my god.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
What's this you say? Ate Chinese food Christmas Eve because you were too sick to go elsewhere?
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House Special chow mein...
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It's our traditional Christmas Eve feast of Chinese food!
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wow he is rebounding sooo fucking hard. He's having his and Leanna's "traditional Christmas Eve feast of Chinese food!" with Catherine. He isn't even trying to forge out new memories and experiences with Catherine, he's just trying to relive his relationship with Leanna by forcing Doormat Cat into the mold of what he enjoyed in his old relationship which apparently was: having a girl to watch him eat food and be his chauffeuse, and being left alone as much as possible.
 
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He couldn't even be fucked to just get some Popeye's or do the proper lazy thing and go to KFC or something that serves as a mockery of a decent meal; hell, he didn't even bother to just have his horsemaid make something to further biggen himself up. Pigroach has to prove he's still a bitter fuck stuck in the past by mimicking past dates with his current date (not creepy at all) all while still being stupid enough to go for what was probably the priciest variant of chow mein for Chinese take out.
 
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wow he is rebounding sooo fucking hard. He's having his and Leanna's "traditional Christmas Eve feast of Chinese food!" with Catherine. He isn't even trying to forge out new memories and experiences with Catherine, he's just trying to relive his relationship with Leanna by forcing Doormat Cat into the mold of what he enjoyed in his old relationship which apparently was: having a girl to watch him eat food and be his chauffeuse, and being left alone as much as possible.
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But, but it's a Tradition! He's probably had that House Special Chow mein penciled in on the calendar the day he bought it. Once it's been scheduled, it's set in stone...unless it's a stream or something 'work' related.
 
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I wasn't able to find an archive of the new years eve podcast on YouTube to link from another channel(didn't want to give DSP ad revenue.) but at about 24 mins in on part 1 of his podcast he talks about cooking Christmas dinner. He said Khet looked up a recipe for "home made mashed potatoes." Who needs to look up a recipe for mashed potatoes? Listening to him describe the two of them trying to cook a meal is hilarious. I guess everything will be Schwanns from here on out for these two after that clusterfuck.
 
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He said Khet looked up a recipe for "home made mashed potatoes." Who needs to look up a recipe for mashed potatoes?
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fucking lol
he needs instructions on how to make mashes potatoes?
i made them once by accident it's not hard.
something tells me he can't even bake a potato either
potatoes don't come with instructions, and that makes phil angry
i wonder if he knows to remove the eyes.
 
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