Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Trouble is , there’s a big difference between “gender non-conforming” and “having a long beard.”

i had a long beard once. i shaved it off for a job i really wanted. its a huge pain in the ass to do - depending on how long it is- but doable.

my question: is there some reason he won't do the bare minimum and shave off the zz top beard?

why does he keep the most strikingly obvious 'gender marker'? the first thing trans men do is grow facial hair. they say it overrides most other gender markers like voice and height and gets them called sir immediately.

he must know this, since they openly talk about passing all the time.

i don't get this guy at all. he just sounds insane to me?
 
i had a long beard once. i shaved it off for a job i really wanted. its a huge pain in the ass to do - depending on how long it is- but doable.;

my question: is there some reason he won't do the bare minimum and shave off the zz top beard?

why does he keep the most strikingly obvious 'gender marker'? the first thing trans men do is grow facial hair. they say it overrides most other gender markers like voice and height and gets them called sir immediately.

he must know this, since they openly talk about passing all the time.

i don't get this guy at all. he just sounds insane to me?

We don't actually know how long his beard is, we haven't seen a picture of him in like a year. He does constantly complain about his facial hair and how much of an issue it is though, so it's safe to assume he doesn't bother shaving frequently, if at all.
 
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We don't actually know how long his beard is, we haven't seen a picture of him in like a year. He does constantly complain about his facial hair and how much of an issue it is though, so it's safe to assume he doesn't bother shaving frequently, if at all.
He mentioned having a beard a few months back and quite recently mentioned having a severe hair problem above the neck. As we have no pictures of him clean shaven since high school, I think it’s safe to assume he doesn’t shave ever.
 
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I feel like this is all that needs to be said, really.
 
I think he might have cut his beard once in the past decade. The latest picture we have of him (at GaymerX):
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/images/e/e2/Jake_Alley_at_GX_East.JPG
Doesn't have the full glorious gnome beard seen here:
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/images/5/59/Jake_Alley_Front.jpg

I'm sure Jakey only trimmed it down as a concession to the troons who gave him free con access and a place to crash. Nothing short of Chelsea proposing marriage to him would get him to make the effort to shear it off.
 
Jake is so convinced that after a couple of years on estrogen, you can't tell a trans woman from a natal woman. When there is so much data available to the contrary.

It's like Kyle's bizarre insistence that, after a couple of years, a trained gynecologist can't tell the difference between a nuvagina and the real thing (it's hard to believe Kyle has kids and so has presumably seen the real thing). They both believe a transwoman can lactate properly and will soon be eligible for uterus transplants so they can carry babies.

It's a little too dangerously crazy to be funny. Anyone who starts down the road to transition believing this utter horseshit is going to be bitterly disappointed at the reality.

I wonder how many of the famous trans suicides can be laid at the door of these batshit troon ideas?
 
Jake is so convinced that after a couple of years on estrogen, you can't tell a trans woman from a natal woman. When there is so much data available to the contrary.

Jake just ignores all evidence to the contrary about everything. Just like he ignores the troons who've transitioned without doing a couple of years of behaving in an over the top girly manner in order to access hormones and surgery (I have never heard any other troon mention their access to services being based on a photo, so I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about there).
 
Leave me alone, mom, I'm jerking off to Zoe, playing vidya instead of looking for a job, posting a 3oo tweet long thread about granny-nazi-terfs reading a book!!!

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I love how he's trying to frame getting scolded by his mom for staying up past curfew like it happened 20 years ago, when it probably happened less than 2 weeks ago. :story:
 
I love how he's trying to frame getting scolded by his mom for staying up past curfew like it happened 20 years ago, when it probably happened less than 2 weeks ago. :story:

it probably went something like this

jake's mom: go to bed jake, it's 2 am and I can hear you shuffling around in the attic (neglects to mention the fapping she also heard)

jake: but mom, I'm busy

jake's mom: go to bed now, (clearly annoyed)

jake: yes mom, (shuffles off to bed like a spoiled six year old)
 
I thought they had an agreement that was both sensible and respected the wishes of the original duo. Stardock, owning the name/IP, could make their own game but they wouldn't use the aliens while Reiche and Ford could make their own Star Control game(possibly a sequel?) using the aliens. I don't know anything about the aliens but Reiche/Ford seems very fond of them, that they got to keep them was undeniably a nice gesture.

They had, until they begin to made stupid demands because they believed they had the rights of things like the Star ship editor, i dont see the guys of Wing Commander demanding every single person that made a space shooter in the 90's to take down their games NOWNOWNOW, or Nintendo DMCA'ng the ever fuck of every developer that made a platformer because they believed the had the rights because they made Mario (well, you have the case of Gianna Sisters but that is another thing)
 
Googleshng incoming.

"I didn't finished anything, and what I did was shoddy and useless. Instead of working on that I'll tell you how I failed so you can asspat me into adrenaline rush other get from actually doing thing." Book of Gnome, p. 739
 
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"I didn't do finished anything, and what I did was shoddy and useless. Instead of working on that I'll tell you how I failed so you can asspat me into adrenaline rush other get from actually doing thing." Book of Gnome, p. 739

As it unfolds it seems to be taking a "Chelsea hurt my feels so I abandoned my game" direction.

Edit. Yep, this is definitely a "Chelsea killed my creativity" tale.
 
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