[31 Dec '18] Lukas Leaks More Mass Debating Videos - Will Chris Ever Learn? The Answers May Shock You!

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The Dude said:
Guys, how certain are we that Chris is really a human with Autism and not, like, Barb's pet orangutan with mange or something? Has actual genetic testing been done, or have we just been going off assumptions this whole time? I mean, have you seen how monkeys and apes act at the zoo? They piss on the floor and masturbate inappropriately all the damn time, and they're usually pretty lazy as well.
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If neanderthals still existed I would have legitimately assumed Chris as one.
 
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Also, this Lukas chick is a real faggot, and an obnoxious one at that. There is absolutely no way she and her friends don't have accounts here. They were looking for attention, like so many before them, and now they're pissy because we aren't giving them ass-pats and attaboys. She knows she's in deep shit for fondling the feces and is trying to cover her ass. We ain't buying it.
 
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The Dude said:
Also, this Lukas chick is a real faggot, and an obnoxious one at that. There is absolutely no way she and her friends don't have accounts here. They were looking for attention, like so many before them, and now they're pissy because we aren't giving them ass-pats and attaboys. She knows she's in deep shit for fondling the feces and is trying to cover her ass. We ain't buying it.
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I have a hunch who one of them might be
 
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Snuckening said:
What do you mean? Chris just understands that all glamourous celebrities get sexy nudes leaked- Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Jeniffer Lawrence, Christine Chandler.
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At least Kim K and Paris got paid, hell they sold their sex tapes for big money. Chris did it wrong, he got (in)famous before he got rich, and he never got rich.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
At least Kim K and Paris got paid, hell they sold their sex tapes for big money. Chris did it wrong, he got (in)famous before he got rich, and he never got rich.
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Chris was never goingto get rich. He's lucky his mental retardation has kept him off the sex offender's registry.
 
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.Magichan said:
No, a stubbornness to not learn from his mistakes has always been one of his faults. But to this level it seems like he's gotten even worse about it. He's falling for the exact same tricks, not even just falling for the exact same tricks. Cheaper, less effort versions of the same tricks. They aren't pretending to be his girlfriend being held hostage, they're pretending to hold his imaginary girlfriend hostage.
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But aren't his imaginary poly loves super tough/capable fighters? What stops him from just imagining his pretend girlfriend kicking their asses and escaping. Hell, even if this is a case of CWC's sexism showing itself by implying his pretend wife can't save herself - he can imagine his pretend husbands busting some heads and rescuing her.

I don't know which is worse - the fact that this never dawned on CWC or that I'm trying to make sense of it all.
 
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Ghostbeater said:
I have a hunch who one of them might be
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I bet not, they're too smart and clever and kool to be found out, they've covered their tracks and shit. You might say that if we want more info it's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.

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Blue Jerkop said:
I bet not, they're too smart and clever and kool to be found out, they've covered their tracks and shit. You might say that if we want more info it's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.

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Yeah, i mean Lukas did a fine job to cover her tracks on twitter and co. She is just to smart for us because we are just some fucking idiots :stupid:
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
'But during the Stone Age...'
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man I miss Classic Chris *sigh*

just think, when 4chan initially found him he was just some funnily dressed guy creating shitty ass Sonic fanfiction. Not much different then your typical DeviantArt sperg really. Chris could have just as easily remained some obscure manchild weirdo and be forgotten entirely if only he had a bit more grey matter and awareness not to respond to trolls so easily. :optimistic:

To witness his entire life just crash and burn entirely online, has been nothing other then remarkable to say the least.
 
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Lord Thistlewick Flanders said:
To witness his entire life just crash and burn entirely online, has been nothing other then remarkable to say the least.
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Chris tells it differently. According to him, like a Grecian Goddess, he was born fully formed, buxom, and worshiped by troll and ween alike.
Like Helen of Troy, Chris has a face that launched 1,000 ships....or killed 1,000,000 boners.
 
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Despite @4Macie’s fantastic transcript (it’s near the top of page 4) days ago, I ended up watching these videos.

I’m not going to spend any more time theorizing on the piss, but what boggles me is... why always All-Star? Also, in the third video, he spends a length amount of time positioning the pillow before proceeding to hump it. Was this supposed to be some sort of autistic anal fisting maneuver?

I’ve said it numerous times before, and have others, but it’s just so baffling how much money he has invested into porn and sex, yet still has no concept of the basic act.
 
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There may be some content on Lukas' active private account, but who knows.
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Lukas' private account and public account are gone lol. She made a new private account:
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