Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"I was working on a video game from scratch, text editor only, just needed to balance test & map design 'end game areas' "

FUCKING LIES. Lying so much, you can't even get the details straight, it's like three separate lies rolling together into a big fat boulder-lie. I'd believe the balance & maps bullshit if he had thrown together an RPG Maker throwaway, but he insists on "hard coding" and being unable to Hello World. I'd never in a million years believe someone this fragile would text editor code anything from scratch considering he's never shared a single sample or .gif/webbum or friended any indie devs online. And I don't believe coding leaves him an emotional wreck when he loves number crunching/min-maxing/rolling dice to make character sheets for tabletop RPG sessions he might someday play with friends he might someday have.

He's just spewing word salads hoping any of it sticks in his smearing of Chelsea, without saying it's her. She's a shit person but goddamn say it you goofy gnome. She's never gonna take you back or forgive what you've already done, just throw her under the bus already. Rip the band-aid off!

Yeah I'm trying to figure out what he actually tries to imply with that. Using notepad and GCC as a base is possible but it's going to suck. ass! Knowing what it takes to write a game engine from scratch I sincerely doubt Jake would be able to crap out a Pac-Man clone that compiles and runs, or even write a blitter that can draw a couple of sprites without starting to write in unrelated memory. That knowledge is way beyond him.

So it's either RPGMaker or a simple JavaScript-thingie with the associated libraries for easy drawing of graphics, maybe even Flash or something like that. Either way, he's full of shit and @W person cow's game is likely more advanced than anything Jake claims to have made.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He sent the work his cousin did to try and impress Quinn

Did he really? I'd love to have been a fly on the wall for that one.

 

[Mike Hunt]

I bet it would really chap his moms ass to read that BS. She is the type that would love handmade gift exchanges, but she had a son obsessed with video games and D&D. I have zero doubt she scrimped and saved to give Janet-poo his coveted game system or games on quite a few Christmases because anything else would have resulted in mad, pouty brat for weeks.

She wishes she had a son that would have appreciated handmade gifts. To read him pretending otherwise on twitter for pity from strangers, while her mother is dying, would probably enrage her.

Honestly, I think Rachel Alley would probably feel more sad than enraged at this point. She’s probably aware of how irredeemable her son is at this point, yet she still lets him stay in her house and take him out to eat even as he puts a strain on her finances and does little to help her out.

Whenever Jake writes shit about feeling unloved, it should be remembered that his mom does.

"I didn't finished anything, and what I did was shoddy and useless. Instead of working on that I'll tell you how I failed so you can asspat me into adrenaline rush other get from actually doing thing." Book of Gnome, p. 739

On my end, I put it down as another fine chapter in “Fantastical Stories to Astonish,” myself. Fat chance he even got around to actually doing “Hello world”. It’s easy to provide screenshots if he had the game close to done. That he doesn’t makes it more likely that this game he developed are as real as the death threats he gets on a daily basis.

 

[Haramburger]

Basically, he has mommy issues. You mom is the only person who cares about your problems and gives you unconditional support. Once you realize that this is a unique property of your mother, not women in general, you will be better off. Jake hasn’t gotten to that point.

I'm starting to come around to the idea that he actually is mentally trans; between being raised by a single mother, being consistently emasculated at school and possibly home without any strong male role models & already being a pansy from the get-go... a disassociative personality disorder of some kind was probably unavoidable. If every powerful person in your life is a woman and society is favoring them in the limited capacity in which you participate, it's no wonder he'd want to switch sides.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did he really? I'd love to have been a fly on the wall for that one.

The only evidence we have of any video game that Jake spent “two years” “coding” (or any video game that was ever mentioned period) in the Quinn era or before, was a post from his cousin mentioning helping Jake put his Masses vs Massive game into a video game format.

The post is somewhere in this thread. (Jono mentions looking forward to catching up with his cousin to help with the game during a holiday trip home)

It’s the only mention of any video game Jake had been “working on” whatsoever either before or during his gamergober days. Seems that Jono did all the work because Jake had no idea how to code. Jakes horrible family was obv trying to soothe his ego and help after his board game was a massive failure.

Jake was probably desperate to show Quinn he really wasn’t just some unemployed neckbeard living with his mom. Quinn was getting attention from actual employed ppl in the industry, what did Jake have to offer besides tweets, neediness and creepiness?

She was trying to be a game designer so what better way to impress and woo m’lady than show her you have some skill to help her talentless ass in an industry she was desperate to make a name in. Sounds like it backfired because Quinn was only interested in the type of games she wanted to produce - narrative games like the exciting depression quest and stuff that could show SJW cred. Lol. She didn’t give two shits about strategy or traditional games to Jake’s never ending disappointment.

 

[maximuspepsimus]

I'm starting to come around to the idea that he actually is mentally trans; between being raised by a single mother, being consistently emasculated at school and possibly home without any strong male role models & already being a pansy from the get-go... a disassociative personality disorder of some kind was probably unavoidable. If every powerful person in your life is a woman and society is favoring them in the limited capacity in which you participate, it's no wonder he'd want to switch sides.

Being a woman isn't being a failed man though.

 

[Haramburger]

Being a woman isn't being a failed man though.

Italicized for emphasis, it's a great way to rebrand your life after one failure and one abortion in the tabletop gaming industry. Aren't his Paizo contributions credited to Violet? She's a mild successful up-and-coming freelancer, whereas Jake is a failure.

 

[Water-T]

When RRREEEEEEbecca cuts him loose, how will he find some woman even more pathetic to m'lady at?

Please let it be Brianna Wu....pretty please.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Italicized for emphasis, it's a great way to rebrand your life after one failure and one abortion in the tabletop gaming industry. Aren't his Paizo contributions credited to Violet? She's a mild successful up-and-coming freelancer, whereas Jake is a failure.

Methinks that's overstating the case a bit. "Violet" has done a few successful gigs, and while that's better than none at all, "she" still has Jake's mediocre writing skills and ungodly terrible work ethic. Jake doesn't have a branding problem, he has a him problem.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm a big fan and I hope this beautiful little girl someday gets treatment for her minor glandular problem.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Please let it be Brianna Wu....pretty please.

Orbiting Wu would be moving up in the world though, which is something Jake is incapable of doing. For as much as we make fun of the failed political bid last year and all the nonsense she tweets, old Bribri is an actual certified member of the blue checkmark clique and is an actual "somebody" among SJW types.

Jake lost the ability to be a somebody to anybody the moment Zoe threw him away and he's been on a downward spiral, his next m'lady to whiteknight is some random girl with a million tweets and like 12 followers max that's even further removed from both indie games and politics than Basic Becky is.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Orbiting Wu would be moving up in the world though, which is something Jake is incapable of doing. For as much as we make fun of the failed political bid last year and all the nonsense she tweets, old Bribri is an actual certified member of the blue checkmark clique and is an actual "somebody" among SJW types.

Jake lost the ability to be a somebody to anybody the moment Zoe threw him away and he's been on a downward spiral, his next m'lady to whiteknight is some random girl with a million tweets and like 12 followers max that's even further removed from both indie games and politics than Basic Becky is.

what poor npc would allow a dirty brute male like Jake as their attack dog though? He'll keep trying to "help" in their efforts despite them telling him off

 

[Judge Holden]

Orbiting Wu would be moving up in the world though, which is something Jake is incapable of doing. For as much as we make fun of the failed political bid last year and all the nonsense she tweets, old Bribri is an actual certified member of the blue checkmark clique and is an actual "somebody" among SJW types.

Jake lost the ability to be a somebody to anybody the moment Zoe threw him away and he's been on a downward spiral, his next m'lady to whiteknight is some random girl with a million tweets and like 12 followers max that's even further removed from both indie games and politics than Basic Becky is.

Nigga dont ruin my fantasy of Jacob getting the Wu makeover

(also Brianna Wu winding up a bigger fish than Zoe Quinn is probably the ultimate punchline to the joke that was gamergate)

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm starting to come around to the idea that he actually is mentally trans; between being raised by a single mother, being consistently emasculated at school and possibly home without any strong male role models & already being a pansy from the get-go... a disassociative personality disorder of some kind was probably unavoidable. If every powerful person in your life is a woman and society is favoring them in the limited capacity in which you participate, it's no wonder he'd want to switch sides.

Jake’s life, since at least high school, has been dedicated to finding excuses to rationalize being a failure and a leech. His teachers were mean and stupid in High School, His boss expected him to work, His family should be happy to support him so that he doesn’t commit suicide, etc....

By the time he was nearing his mid-30s he was running way low on excuses for why he was an unemployed fat man living off his mother.

He might really buy into his trans fantasy out of pure desperation. But he’s not trans, no transwoman would be comfortable existing as a fat, bearded slob who can’t bother to wear anything more dainty than a stained t-shirt. But what feels good to Jake is the idea that being trans is the excuse for why his life is a flaming pile of dog shit that absolves him of all responsibility. (Nevermind there are plenty of trans ppl with careers and jobs both before and after transitioning. Jake has latched onto to the jobless BPD troon brigade as representing all trans people)

He needs an excuse that absolves him of all responsibility for his life so damn badly he’d be a furry otherkin adult baby if that had any social viability as an excuse at this point.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I was looking through Cousin Jono's old blogs trying to find info on the game he started with Jake (which I could have sworn I saw at one point) and found this:
https://web.archive.org/web/2012071...t:80/blog?showcomments=true&year=2004&month=7

Today while waiting for a meeting with a professor, I picked up a several-month-old copy of the U of C newspaper, the "Maroon", from a nearby desk. There was an article in there about something that could only happen at a private university full of people far too intellectual for their own good. I swear I am not making this up: A student activist group was campaigning for gender-neutral bathrooms because "being forced to choose between two stereotypical gender-based self-images [i.e. the stick figures on the bathroom doors] causes students of non-traditional gender identity to feel uncomfortable".

Later I told Jeremy and Isaac about this article, thinking they could have a good laugh with me, but to my chagrin, I found that they have been so indoctrinated with the politcally-correct liberal academic dogma that they actually took said campaign seriously, going so far as to compare the current bathroom-door icons to seperate-but-equal laws and accuse me of being in favor of institutional discrimination, which I absolutely am not. I just don't think it's possible or desirable to engineer a society where nobody ever sees anything that makes them uncomfortable. And I think that certain student activists are reeeeally reaching in their search for new places to play the Oppressed Minority card. "Hey! I'm an obscure minority and the sight of mailboxes deeply offends me! The government must remove all mailboxes from public places!"

Little did he suspect at the time

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Please let it be Brianna Wu....pretty please.

The Wu entity knows well enough to avoid Jake Alley I mean Violet Hargrave I mean SecretGamerGrrl

I’m sure the whisper campaign has run its course but everyone who’s anyone in the SJW sphere knows to avoid him.

 

[Walter Temple]

There is something deeply, unpleasantly misogynistic about the way Jake pictures a "real" woman acting. Reduced to "a sobbing wreck" while attempting to code "Hello World"? Pathetic. And Jake is always striving to be as pathetic as possible. Is he aware that in the horrific real world, rape victims go to their shitty shift at shitty Wal-Mart without announcing it to Twitter? Battered wives leave the shelter early in the morning to work as bank tellers and will still rattle off "Good Friday is a Christian observation and not a Federal Holiday" with the practiced ease of someone who's been doing it all day.

It's not right or fair or just, but since Jake is always going on about his life being in danger, he should know by now that when survival is on the line, a person tends to display a frightening tenacity. And a real woman knows how to smile with Hard Eyes.

 

[Jaimas]

Nigga dont ruin my fantasy of Jacob getting the Wu makeover

(also Brianna Wu winding up a bigger fish than Zoe Quinn is probably the ultimate punchline to the joke that was gamergate)

I love this. Like no joke. Wu is probably the Lolcow that I expended the most personal energy on coverage of, and I take some grim satisfaction in the fact that I probably feature prominently in her homicidal fantasies as a result.

When you stop and think about CON, you realize that they're bonded by their mutual hatred of certain people and groups, their progressive ideology, and their driving need for power and influence. Rivalries in their circle happen all the time and this in turn leads to paranoia and nigh-constant backstabbing and infighting.

When you look at it, it actually makes you understand why people would choose to follow Wu instead. Oh, she's an idiot, but she's a fucking consistent idiot and she doesn't backstab her own without damn good reason. In this regard, Wu's actually remarkably consistent; she's never publicly turned on a SocJus ally, even after they openly turned their guns on her (as happened with Quinn, Anita, and Randi Harper, all of whom Wu outlasted). Wu has learned, much as a dog wearing a shock collar has, where the zappy spots in the yard are, and knows not to get embroiled in sperg-fights against Quinn or other Anti-GG power groups. She'll still sperg against people she has no hope of winning an Autism fight against, but her followers will never pay attention to any loss she suffers there and she knows it.

Wu even got her shitty game done and out. Something Quinn hasn't been able to do in about twice as many years.

Quinn may have gained profound power and influence during GG, but she lost it just as quickly. Anita grew to prominence and while she still has power in her sphere, her influence has been on the wane for years. Wu, meanwhile, is still basically where she started, and while she doesn't have the ability to get accounts banned from Twitter solely on her say-so anymore, she's managed to survive this long because she didn't fall into the traps Quinn and friends did, and they fucking hate her for it.

I sincerely doubt Jakey will ever forgive her. Or more accurately: Wu will never respond to him. She knows who and what Jake is, to the point where she sassed him openly.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I CACKLED.

Jake, who can't get Hello World! to execute, is so submerged in the nuclear fallout of GamerGate that he has donned the mask of an expert in IP law in order to produce an unreadable explanation of something that people go to school for 8 years to learn about. High-level arrogance on display, here.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I sincerely doubt Jakey will ever forgive her. Or more accurately: Wu will never respond to him. She knows who and what Jake is, to the point where she sassed him openly.

Holy shizz that rolling eye emoji slayed me. I didn't think I'd ever unironically say this about Mrs. Wu of all people on this planet earth but.

YAAAAS QUEEEEN