"Uhm. So. *HAND CLAP* Ladies and gentlemen, I could go into massive detail, about how you can support me and the like! The bottom line is, if you're actually here for a JRPG stream, you're probably part of my Hardcore Audience. I'm not gonna, FRONT! I'm not gonna be silly. I know that if you're here, to watch me play Final Fantasy IV, more than likely, you're some of my biggest fans. And viewers. And FRIENDS! And, I know that. *THROAT CLEAR* People don't usually come out, *THROAT CLEAR* unless, uhm, for a JRPG, unless they really are into everything that I'm doing. *LIP SMACK!* So that being said, *THROAT CLEAR* *PAUSE* *LIP SMACK!* That being said. Uhm. The best way that you guys can support me, right now. BEING HONEST. Would be. For you to TIP ME. Let me explain why. A few things have happened recently, that really aren't helping me out too much, financially. The first is, uh, because that PARTICULAR PERSON named Tutenkhamannn, came in during the summertime and was throwing, I'm not going to lie, was throwing money around! Right? Uhm. *PIG SNORT* He stopped doing so in October, but, sadly, a lot of people who were regulars to my stream, were like, 'Ah! Phil doesn't need any help! Because he's had such, so many good months in the summer!' Which actually wasn't the case! Uhm. October ended up being my WORST MONTH OF THE YEAR on Twitch! *BURP!* Which is pretty crazy, because it was the busiest gaming month of the year! *BELCH* So, you would think it would be the polar opposite, but it wasn't. And, I got paid for that in December, which left me at a serious lack of funds! All right? Then, on top of that happening, *THROAT CLEAR* okay? Sadly, I got sick last week. Really, sick and couldn't stream for a week. So, this is a week, when, it was a holiday week. When, typically, people come out and are GENEROUS, and are expecting a lot of content. *PIG SNORT* I couldn't put out any! Because I was so damn sick! So, it was like the double whammy! Uhm. So right now, it's the second of January, I don't get paid by Twitch, uhm, until the middle of January. Around the fifteenth, typically. And, I have ALL MY BILLS to pay within the next two weeks! Now, I've tried *THROAT CLEAR* to reschedule some the due dates for these bills, until later in the month. And, a few of them, I was able to successfully do. That doesn't go into effect, until February or March. So, I'm pretty screwed right now! Uhm. You know, I really need HELP, in regards to FINANCES! If you are going to contribute, on today's stream, I would ask, please TIP ME! The reason I ask that, is because, when you TIP ME, I get that RIGHT AWAY! I'm able to put that RIGHT into my bank account and pay bills with it! Okay? Once I get over this HUMP, uhm. I'm HOPING, things will be better for the rest of the year. *SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* We'll have to see, how things go, obviously. Base- based on a lot of things, performance and the like. Uhm. You know? And, you know, my TAXES and everything coming up. And how much money I'm able to raise for them. And stuff like that. BUT! Basically, if you could help me out, I would appreciate it! Uh. You know, everything is appreciated! CHEERING! SUBBING! TIPPING! Pledging to my Patreon! Buying something from my Teespring store! It all HELPS. All right? But, right now, TIPPING ME is the best way to contribute! Uhm. Because, it helps me IMMEDIATELY, where I can, you know, pay bills with it. And, uh, so. Please consider it!"
Explains how to give his crooked begging ass a tip.
"Thank you very much, to anyone who does contribute today. In any way! I do appreciate it! Uhm. But, TIPPING. HELPS. THE. MOST. Okay? *PIG SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* All right! Uhm. That's really it. Like I said, I'm not going to be, uhm. *LIP SMACK!* I'm not going to be doing a crazy long plugs. You know? Maybe, if I eventually, I have to, I will. But, I'm not going to do any crazy long plugs, anytime soon. I've liked doing these shorter plugs recently. And people seem to appreciate it, too! Okay?"
In regards to, THAT GUY, who I told you all about yesterday. The guy who said he was going to help, via patron pledge. He never pledged. He was a liar, apparently. Just another guy, who was messing with me! 
