Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[gin_nose]

This could be my autism but I am pretty sure she works at Starbucks because they work super early and super late. Plus, they work holidays and they get new schedules every week. My source to all this is that I worked at Starbucks and Kats work schedule is just like Starbucks.

Starbucks is a good one too. Do they play Christmas music though during the holidays? I guess maybe it depends on the location but I dont rememeber my local starbucks ever playing christmas music.

Another good one is CVS/Walgreens and other national pharmacy type stores.

I still like Walmart and McDonalds too. I could totally see her working McDonalds drive through for some reason.

 

[Sparkletor]

Starbucks is a good one too. Do they play Christmas music though during the holidays? I guess maybe it depends on the location but I dont rememeber my local starbucks ever playing christmas music.

Another good one is CVS/Walgreens and other national pharmacy type stores.

I still like Walmart and McDonalds too. I could totally see her working McDonalds drive through for some reason.

Ahh, good point. Didn't Starbucks get in trouble their cups being too Christmas themed a couple years ago? I doubt they would play Christmas music because it would be offensive to non Christians.

 

[gin_nose]

Ahh, good point. Didn't Starbucks get in trouble their cups being too Christmas themed a couple years ago? I doubt they would play Christmas music because it would be offensive to non Christians.

Wells looks like Starbucks is still a possibility unless they have changed their policies recently (very possible considering how cucked they are)

https://news.starbucks.com/news/starbucks-baristas-pick-holiday-music-playlist

"Along with sounds of steaming milk and cheery chatter, Starbucks® stores are filled with holiday music this year requested and suggested by the Starbucks partners (employees)."

From 2014 but it seems like some stores do play "Holiday Music"

EDIT: looks like they most likely still play christmas music: https://www.reddit.com/r/starbucks/...ucks_can_you_stop_playing_the_same_christmas/

Also her hours def could be Starbucks. 11pm-12pm are extremely common closing times for popular starbucks locations.

There are also MULTIPLE starbucks in the Renton Area.

 

[der rademacher]

Starbucks is a good one too. Do they play Christmas music though during the holidays?

OT: Given their diversity policies, I doubt that they dare to offend muslims with songs that relate to christian festivities.

 

[Freshtodeath]

If she worked starbucks i feel like she would be home in middle of day sometimes. She def work wal mart or kohls. Or maybe uber or one of those services. I used to work target and they played no music so rule that one out.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Walmart doesn't play music.

Neither does fast food.

So it'd have to be Starbucks/a mall store like clothing retail.

 

[Sparkletor]

Walmart doesn't play music.

Neither does fast food.

So it'd have to be Starbucks/a mall store like clothing retail.

Wal-Mart doesn't play music
https://www.facebook.com/WalmartRadioDJs/

Neither does McDonald's
https://meh.com/forum/topics/does-m...or-can-i-stream-it-on-my-hifi?sort=most-likes

 

[Slander Man]

Kat most likely works at Walgreens and possibly a late shift at a retail store. The stuffed animal mascots that Kat brings home are from Walgreens. Who shops there for stuffed animals? She most likely grabs them after her shift. I believe she works two jobs because Walgreens and retail mostly only hire part time positions and she seems like she works an awful lot. Phil constantly talks about her working a lot and being stressed.

Also, the guy that beat his wife on stream apparently had evidence that he was the one being abused. It just so happens that day he finally had enough and snapped on her. Regardless, a man beating his wife on stream while his daughter cries in the background is not a good look and he should definitely have been permantly banned. It just goes to show how little Twitch cares.

 

[DukeMorty]

Also, you guys know most of these places you mentioned are franchises? Which first off don't typically do transfers. Secondly, they are all pretty different. Like trying to work out where Kat works because of music should almost be the dumbest conversation we've ever had here.

I know for a fact that Starbucks does transfers, locally, nationally, and internationally. As I had a few coworkers transferred to other states, nearby stores, and one internationally. Also the process of transferring in Starbucks isn't difficult and quite easy to do.
Also depending on the stores and locations they do play Xmas music. Starbucks stores actually have a company radio that has stations desginated just for SBUX stores, so the employees can change the music whenever they want so each store plays different music.
Also the work hours for SBUX employees range from 4am-12/1am (for normal stores), Open all the time as some stores are 24/7 locations, and smaller stores tend to have shorter hours.
AUTISM SPECULATION:
Now for somethings to look out for if she works there is if Dave mentions Kat bringing coffee/tea from work all the time, as SBUX employees get one free bag of coffee or tea can a week. Dave mentions anything about free pastries or panini sandwichs which every employee steals (you cannot take expired/thrown out food as it is against policy and if corporate finds out they will fire you in a blink of an eye; there was an old man working 15 years in SBUX and he got fired for taking ONE panini). But honestly I think she works at SBUX, esepcially how her schedule is sporadic and has days off in between the week which is common in a SBUX schedule and other retail/food service jobs.

 

[Sphadilcastro]

AUTISM SPECULATION:
Now for somethings to look out for if she works there is if Dave mentions Kat bringing coffee/tea from work all the time, as SBUX employees get one free bag of coffee or tea can a week.

For those that want to step the autism speculation level up a notch this might be useful:

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Now for somethings to look out for if she works there is if Dave mentions Kat bringing coffee/tea from work all the time, as SBUX employees get one free bag of coffee or tea can a week. Dave mentions anything about free pastries or panini sandwichs which every employee steals (you cannot take expired/thrown out food as it is against policy and if corporate finds out they will fire you in a blink of an eye; there was an old man working 15 years in SBUX and he got fired for taking ONE panini). But honestly I think she works at SBUX, esepcially how her schedule is sporadic and has days off in between the week which is common in a SBUX schedule and other retail/food service jobs.

If it were Starbucks, Phil would have switched over to coffee from Kickstart and begin claiming he always knew coffee was healthier. He'd never say she works at Starbucks, but would suddenly be a brewmaster.

 

[DukeMorty]

If it were Starbucks, Phil would have switched over to coffee from Kickstart and begin claiming he always knew coffee was healthier. He'd never say she works at Starbucks, but would suddenly be a brewmaster.

But Dave is lazy, and Starbucks coffee cant be used with a Keurig like the one he has and I doubt he has a regular coffee maker. While a Kickstarter all he has to do is break the tab, so minimal effort maximum caffeine. Also Kat would have a choice of coffee or tea to take every week, and Dave probably would say tea is healthier than coffee and tastes better, so she probably bring in tea instead.

Now this may be me just looking for reasons, but Dave could be playing some 4D chess by mentioning SBUX like it is a place they go rarely so us demented detractors don't track her place of work. Plus that video explains he doesn't care for coffee as much which can lead us to believe that she brings tea home every week instead of coffee. And I believe Dave likes to drink hot tea once and a while. Either way, that video shows one of two things, that I am wrong (most likely) or Dave is playing some intense 4D chess and is pulling a powerful Jedi Mind Trick on all of us. But of course this is just some autistic wishful thinking.

 

[Schmeckel]

But Dave is lazy, and Starbucks coffee cant be used with a Keurig like the one he has and I doubt he has a regular coffee maker.

Most keurig things come with a reusable basket cup.

Source: Have a keurig and a coffee grinder to make my own "k-cups."

 

[Prince Lotor]

For those that want to step the autism speculation level up a notch this might be useful:

That eye direction shit is mostly an internet meme that's kind of just a buzzword at this point, like, "OHHH Becky looked to the Right when she said that, she LYIN'. Gorl, get exposed!"
Psychologists and experts in the field don't put any stock in that. If you're really good at reading body language there are some ques you can pick up on.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/scie...right-doesnt-indicate-if-youre-lying-1922058/
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...nds-that-betray-you-not-the-eyes-7936522.html
https://www.livescience.com/34068-eye-movements-lying.html
https://bombardsbodylanguage.com/2019/01/03/body-language-roger-ver-experience-in-federal-prison/

Phil is rapidly shifting his eyes all over the place constantly at this part because he is a squirmy, greasy little piggy. One thing to know about Phil is he always looks like he's lying, even when he's completely telling the truth. It's because he has absolutely zero self-confidence, so no matter what he's saying he always makes a 'Believe Me' face and nervously acts as if he has to convince you like people do when they are lying.

He's so looney from being socially isolated that he behaves as if his camera were a real live person which, due to his lack of self-confidence, causes him not to be able to look in the camera when he's talking just like he is unable to look people in the eyes, so he shifts all over the place because it would be even weirder broadcasting yourself talking while staring at one spot on your wall or some shit. Even from that Headset unboxing video with the camera not even pointed at him he's going crazy shifting all over the place while talking about his opinion and experiences with various headsets, he can never just calmly address his viewing audience, it always has to be some puffed-up blustery over-the-top shit to try to assuage his own lack of self-confidence when speaking. When he says his spiel about how comfortable he is speaking on camera and how he's done it so long he's great at it and completely confident, that's a fucking lie.

I've seen him on multiple occasions do some weird goatee cupping into palm smelling action and then sneakily glance at the camera out of the corner of his eye as if he's trying to determine if the camera noticed that weird stank huffing he just did, instead of say glancing sneakily at streamchat on his laptop to actually see if his viewers are calling him out on it. He's a fucking head-case, so trying to get a read on him as you would a more well adjusted average person probably won't be that elucidating IMO

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Probably works at a supermarket

- They have christmas music
- Shifts run all day
-Possible new hours from promotion from stock hand to supervisor, or check out chick (lol)
- They have a 'close' (Dave fucked up and said 'she had closing' in the last week or so)

Whatever it is, its low pay with long/bad hours

 

[Zeva_Adom]

Probably works at a supermarket

- They have christmas music
- Shifts run all day
-Possible new hours from promotion from stock hand to supervisor, or check out chick (lol)
- They have a 'close' (Dave fucked up and said 'she had closing' in the last week or so)

Whatever it is, its low pay with long/bad hours

I don't know if I should feel bad for Kat.
I'm pretty sure Dave lied about him making tons of money and now she has to, probably, work two jobs.

On the other hand she showed that all she's interested in is money...

I don't know what to think about this.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I don't know if I should feel bad for Kat.
I'm pretty sure Dave lied about him making tons of money and now she has to, probably, work two jobs.

On the other hand she showed that all she's interested in is money...

I don't know what to think about this.

Bro, that's just a meme. Catherine may work 2 part-time jobs or some shit, but she's not working 6 days a week. That's just something Phil says because he knows how weird it is that he's sitting in that little room alone for like 6 to 8 hours while his 'Soulmate' is home, except he fucks up all the time and says she's there at times he previously said she would be at work. She has more days off than the 1 day Phil pretends is her only day off. They barely see each other because Phil is autistic about his 'Official Big Boy Clock-in and Clock-out' times for his serious adult internet broadcasting job, and Catherine is shell-shocked by the cancer-aids autism of the people who cow-watch Phil.

It's been tracked pretty thoroughly this year and I think the rough estimate for Phil's 2018 income is above $110K iirc
She's getting a free place to live, a free car to use as she pleases, free TV/Internet, free Gas/Electric. . .she literally pays a couple bucks for water, a few dollars for her groceries, and maybe gas for the car plus maybe a couple hundred to Phil per month to 'help out with bills a little bit more' during this Tax Crisis spurging. She has money to buy every new video game she wants the day it comes out, she has money to throw away on stuffed animals, shirts for Phil, a new wardrobe that seems to include $80 to $150 silk shirts with metallic beaded adornments on the shoulders. Plus Phil's taking her out to restaurants with $30 pizzas, $12 a bowl noodles, etc.

She's 100% couch-surfing through his life while he pays for everything because she knew he's a pathetic adult-baby who's on the hard rebound from his first girlfriend Leanna dumping him after 5 years shortly after he proposed to her.

She just needed an out from the last guy she was doing this to and Phil took a bite at the bait, she'd been retweeting him for like 6 months and then literally from the date of the first DM he sent her, like 1 month after his breakup, Catherine & Phil are dating and a month later he's flying her out while her current boyfriend of 4 years is stumbling across their messages and kicking her the fuck out. So she gets back from her first trip to Phil, kicked out by her current boyfriend who seems to have thrown out whatever clothes she didn't take with her on the trip, and has to go live in a motel or Monthly Efficiency apartment rental or some shit. What a surprise within a few months Catherine & Phil are 'Soulmates' and she's talking to him everyday on the phone, and *Gasp* she's nice to him! She bought a PS VR in October 2016 when they came out while living with her boyfriend of 3 years, somehow she doesn't seem to have that shit anymore either. When she showed up at the Gout Condo she had to buy a new PS4, she also doesn't seem to have any old games except things she has digital access to. She literally showed up with: a Gaming PC, a box of clothes, and raccoon make-up. Her Twitter feed going back to the beginning of 2016 has her Tweeting about buying new big video game releases Day 1 to stream.

Within the next 11 months after this incident from September 2013 where she got served an eviction notice at her current residence and a month later the property owner had to get the police to remove her, she got with her boyfriend of 4 years that she ended up cheating on with Phil in July 2017, and was making those 'Hair Trick' videos with him.

This is not the timeline or description of a girl I feel too bad for, just my opinion

 

[rizlajizzla]

Can anyone link to the clip of her in a car with her hair blowing around? It's legit one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. Poor Kat. She should have run away with Potion.

 

[JackDavis]

I don't know if I should feel bad for Kat.
I'm pretty sure Dave lied about him making tons of money and now she has to, probably, work two jobs.

On the other hand she showed that all she's interested in is money...

I don't know what to think about this.

She knew all about Phil before moving in. No chance she hasn't heard him begging for money beforehand. Even if he lied to her, she's old enough to be expected to see through it.
She also had the great idea to have a Birthday Week and also said with a straight face that DSP is always so busy. That right there showed me she was complicit to the scam and any pity I had for her was thrown out the window.

 

[Sparkletor]

Can anyone link to the clip of her in a car with her hair blowing around? It's legit one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. Poor Kat. She should have run away with Potion.