Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Ava_Merlot]

People are already calling him out on his own gofundme. (Can someone archive? On mobile and never dealt with archiving)

Spoiler: Bigass Image

 

[multiverse]

Aaaaand he made a video. He decided to frame it like this: if you show horror over the damage he caused, then you should totally give him money to fix it, or else you don't REALLY care about the environment!

Nice try, Grug. I mean, this video is dripping with sarcasm, he knows he isn't going to get any money from the campaign, it's just his way of warping the situation into him feeling like he's in charge and winning.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

lol get homeless onion

 

[Water-T]

Holy shit - just when I think Onion can't get any more delusional, he goes and does this. Not only is he trying paint himself as the poor helpless victim who was just doing what he was told, you guise!, but he's also rattling his tin cup and expecting his followers to pay for his royal fuck up.

On the plus side, he's getting assraped in the comments section. Once Gurg sees that his fawning fanbase of teen girls who only get $10 a week aren't lining his pockets, he'll nuke the GFM and make up some lame excuse for why did it.

 

[BScCollateral]

This has to be used in a comedy. It would be hilarious. Heck, it is.

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

Perks To Contributing


$5,000: Donors of this level and above may visit the site/take pictures or video once a year to document the progress.

$3,000: Donors of this level can have any tree named whatever they like and have an Earth-friendly label applied to a tree planted in their honor.

$2,000: Personal thank you video from myself featuring updated yard once a year for three years.

$1,000: Your name will be engraved in the dock (Earth-friendly/safe)

$750: Your name will be engraved in the fence (Earth-friendly/safe)

$500: Donors of this level can have any bush named whatever they like and have an Earth-friendly label applied to the bush planted in their honor.

$250: Every year for three years you will be sent video of the progress of all the growth.

$100: Every year for three years you will be sent pictures of the progress of all the growth.

I'm roaring in laughter, who the fuck would actually pay any of these amounts? thank fuck for kiwi farms.

 

[alittlebifurious]

Well the explains his positive attitude on twitter. You can't draw in suckers if you're flinging your fists around.

This legit makes me so mad. Like there are kids in his own country that only ever get to eat when they're at school, who could benefit from donations. But this asshole wants $100k for his own fuck up? I mean we all kinda -knew- he would start e-begging, it isn't surprising. It still just makes me mad to see it happen.

So, bets on when Lainey is going to be forced into getting a job?

 

[Sir Derpsalot]

Excuse me, but where does the fence and dock play into this. The yard was not fenced before and there was no dock (unless you count that pallet that was floating in the water) so I doubt that the county is requiring him to do those. His claim of the fence protecting small animals from large animals is Lainey wanting a fenced yard to protect the dogs and he wants a dock to keep up with the neighbors. A fence would keep small wildlife out the same as coyotes and such so where is the protection. And what is that picture he keeps showing? That is not his back yard. He must be trying to make people think he made his yard beautiful so they will be more likely to contribute.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I'm fairly sure orchestras worldwide have plenty of members who don't either know or like Curt Cobain. But what would a seated classicist know about music?

It's these small, unimportant things that somehow are so telling of how stunted he is. How can a man of his age still have such a narrow viewpoint? It's not that anyone has to like something different as they get older, but have some understanding of where their thing fits in the overall worldview.

If you saw that tweet and didn't know it was Onion, you'd peg it as edgy young teen doing their first bog-standard rebel-against-the-system bit. It really beggars belief that he's stalled there - his "comedy," his deep thunks™, his execrable writing, his music; not one thing has matured nor does he have any comprehension of the wider milieu in which TO expand. He's as frozen as the mosquito encapsulated in amber or the poor sod who was on the loo when Vesuvius blew.

He should sell himself to a museum.

Gurg could also never get the concept of "I don't like Cobain, he isn't my cup of tea, but he was talented and had an impact on popular music."

"THEN HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE HIM?! FAAAAAXXX!"

 

[alittlebifurious]

Excuse me, but where does the fence and dock play into this. The yard was not fenced before and there was no dock (unless you count that pallet that was floating in the water) so I doubt that the county is requiring him to do those. His claim of the fence protecting small animals from large animals is Lainey wanting a fenced yard to protect the dogs and he wants a dock to keep up with the neighbors. A fence would keep small wildlife out the same as coyotes and such so where is the protection.

Honestly, I'd take everything on his list with a grain of salt. Greg is a liar. His dishonesty and misdirection knows no bounds. I wouldn't put it past him to make shit up so it 'sounds good.'

However, there is such a thing as silt fencing, specifically meant to combat erosion. It's possible he ruined the shoreline so badly they are forcing him to put it up even though it wasn't needed before or to protect the lake while the damage is fixed in his yard. I don't know enough about that stuff to say for sure, but a quick google search yields:

A silt fence, sometimes (misleadingly) called a "filter fence,"[1] is a temporary sediment control device used on construction sites to protect water quality in nearby streams, rivers, lakes and seas from sediment (loose soil) in stormwater runoff. Silt fences are widely used on construction sites in North America and elsewhere, due to their low cost and simple design.[2] However, their effectiveness in controlling sediment can be limited, due to problems with poor installation, proper placement, and/or inadequate maintenance.[3]

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

That comment section is so fucking beautiful.

I can never really understand NPD because the people who suffer from the disorder engage in so many behaviors that result in humiliation, which seems counter-intuitive for someone who wants to protect their ego. Onision has such a massive ego yet he seemingly has no pride. It's been up an hour and his GFM is already teeming with negative comments, calling him out, and anyone not Lainey could have told him this would happen. The last two years of his life have been a non-stop parade of continual humiliation yet he persists in making sure more calumny is heaped upon him.

I know he doesn't think he's a moron, that everyone else is an idiot but him, so he frames his experiences as a sort of martyrdom at the hands of the stupid, but that, in a sense, should make this all worse for him because even if he is the smartest person in the world, all the dummies are still prevailing and still showing him up. He is at the continual mercy of those he thinks are stupid, yet he keeps giving them ammunition to humiliate him. For a narc he's not doing it very well.

 

[Water-T]

I can never really understand NPD because the people who suffer from the disorder engage in so many behaviors that result in humiliation, which seems counter-intuitive for someone who wants to protect their ego. Onision has such a massive ego yet he seemingly has no pride. It's been up an hour and his GFM is already teeming with negative comments, calling him out, and anyone not Lainey could have told him this would happen. The last two years of his life have been a non-stop parade of continual humiliation yet he persists in making sure more calumny is heaped upon him.

This because Onion's mommy raised him to be a spechul snowflake that is always right, TRU FAX be damned. Which results in a man-child with a God Complex who thinks his every utterance is holy writ and his every move should be recorded for the posterity of future generations. Gurg most likely had the delusion that the minute he posted his GFM, that squads of hot, nubile jailbait would empty their purses and he'd reach the $1 million mark within an hour. Sadly, Gurg has still not learned that outside the bubble of Twitter and YouTube, the rest of the world isn't going to bow before him and his TRU FAX.

 

[4Macie]

Onion, if your neighbors told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

He’s using the excuse “my neighbors told me this and that” and it’s like, be an adult. Look into it yourself first.

 

[marjoram]

I just wish Onion had made a video of those terribly deadly plants chasing his kids around the yard.........

 

[whitepumpkin]

The $30,000 dock is truly the crowning jewel in his e-begging scam.

"It will be installed to prevent any interaction between [Onision forgot to state what] and the more shallow fragile water/soil."

What a fucking idiot, ahahaha. Docks fucking disturb the soil and are usually hauled out of the water every year, further disrupting the wetland. Even if it was a floating dock, if the water table goes down, you have this giant plastic tub compressing peaty soil. But let's be real, he just wants a dock like his neighbours and for idiots to pay off his fine.

2019 is off to a great start for him.

 

[bigshot]

This is going to be good! He's setting it up so he can fight back against anyone who criticizes him. "You had your chance to make my wetlands beautiful, but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT!" This is the way he thinks... just make a video, ask for money and everything will be great again. And if you don't get money and everything isn't great, blame it on the people who didn't give you money.

He got $5 so far. Hooray for the trees and butterflies!

 

[alittlebifurious]

I found a picture of one of the bushes Onion removed from his back yard.

Spoiler: think of the CHILDREN

 

[Roast Chicken]

This has to be used in a comedy. It would be hilarious. Heck, it is.

The stock footage of pretty forests and gleaming lakes, the harmonious music - it's like one of those adverts on the shopping channel that plug a toaster for 5 minutes while the host insists how it will change your life for the small fee of $39.99. Only it's Onion plugging his back garden for $100,000.

Greg didn't even intend for the video to be humorous but it's probably one of the funniest things he's posted on his channel yet.

 

[Clovis]

Perks To Contributing

$1,000: Your name will be engraved in the dock (Earth-friendly/safe)

$750: Your name will be engraved in the fence (Earth-friendly/safe)

$500: Donors of this level can have any bush named whatever they like and have an Earth-friendly label applied to the bush planted in their honor.

Well if anyone here has a lottery win, we know his dock, fence and shrubs are all going to be emblazoned with "GREG IS A TWAT" (or words to that effect) across every square inch.
...Fuck it, I'm buying a lottery ticket.

/lol jk. We know he's going to ragequit the GFM when he gets too many call-outs.

 

[Viridian]

Onion, if your neighbors told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

He’s using the excuse “my neighbors told me this and that” and it’s like, be an adult. Look into it yourself first.

And the kicker is, none of his neighbors told him to do anything that he did. In fact he repeatedly complained about his "hippie" neighbor (probably the one that works for the state wildlife protection agency) telling him what he was doing was wrong, because how dare a woman tell Gurg what to do! If Gurg really was just doing whatever he was told to do by everyone with no will of his own (as he's trying to claim now to avoid admitting fault for his own actions), the visit from the state employees and the stop work order from the state would have made him, y'know, stop. But nope, he refused to accept it and just kept going, whining about how the evil gubmint had trespassed on his property and digging his legal and financial grave deeper.