The Tom Deadpool - Here we place our Bets on the Expected Lifespan of a Nearly-Dead Hobo.

[Looney Troons]

I voted for 5-10 years. He’s been eating shit out of bins for decades, has been shot at, etc. and still manages to plague this earth. I’m convinced that if he’s to die it’s going to be a slow, lame death by Silicosis.

 

[I am a nigger]

I think he'll live a bit longer than 5 years. COPD is a slow killer but already on its way. However, he'll get more feeble as it progresses, meaning he'll be unable to do a lot of the things likely to kill him faster.

You fucking trolls, HE JUST TOOK A BIG HIT O WEED

 

[Dee Price]

yes he did. and then coughed it all out in seconds. All the while spewing hobo luggies all over and spooging himself after that large shart came out at the same time and got him all giddy.

Yes he had a cough,spooge,shart attack.

 

[Eddward]

Assuming a natural death, he'd probably live to be quite old. Otherwise, he's much more likely to find himself murdered, or die in a really stupid fashion.

 

[Coldgrip]

Assuming a natural death, he'd probably live to be quite old. Otherwise, he's much more likely to find himself murdered, or die in a really stupid fashion.

At the rate he's going I wouln't be surprised if some cholos off him for giving them the stink-eye, being annoying, or bringing attention to the neighborhood with his constant calls to the police.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Something in my heart says 3.5 years. He'll almost make it to 2022, but will be cut short.

 

[queerape]

I’m surprised he’s still even alive.

 

[AnOminous]

It's cheating if you place a bet and then murder him.

 

[Coldgrip]

It's cheating if you place a bet and then murder him.

Is it still cheating if I hire somebody else to do it?

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

I've seen people put some crazy shit into their bodies and live, but Tom's ingested more drugs than any human body can handle and probably eats his own shit when he can't find anything else.

One day he's gonna eat something totally rancid/do some bad coke/have a stroke or heart attack and that day will be in the next 5-10 years. I'm amazed he's lasted this long... His body's gonna give out sooner than later.

 

[Alex Krycek]

COPD will have him on Oxygen with a year or two. After that it’s a steady decline to the bottom.2-5 Years.

 

[Deadpool]

This an unfortunate thread to have my username in...

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

This an unfortunate thread to have my username in...

Yes, but your icon of the lantern-jawed lady who recently spent several months being dead (for tax purposes?), complete with renaming her YT account "in memory of" herself, adds a certain hilarity it was otherwise lacking.

 

[Deadpool]

Yes, but your icon of the lantern-jawed lady who recently spent several months being dead (for tax purposes?), complete with renaming her YT account "in memory of" herself, adds a certain hilarity it was otherwise lacking.

Actually it was because CPS told her several times to stop harassing people online, and she got caught every time. How that makes pretending to be dead while continuing to act the exact same way was a good idea I don't know. I guess that's why she's a lolcow and I'm not.

 

[QT 219]

First, Tom said everyone's gonna die by January 31, 2019. Then it was the end of 2019. Then it was the beginning of 2020. Now it's the end of 2020. Evidently the Space Jews are terrible at calculations or are just as lazy as he is.

Tom will die in a dumpster related accident; either by getting locked in or set on fire inside of one.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I reckon 2-5, probably due to stupidity.

 

[TaterBot]

I'm going straight for the lung and diagnosing cancer

Spoiler: cough #9

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1413549/#S1

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going straight for the lung and diagnosing cancer

But he is cancer.

 

[Chad Nasty]

2-5
He needs time to be able to enjoy the forum crafted in his honor and bask in his accolades on kiwifarms

 

[BILLY MAYS]

It's cheating if you place a bet and then murder him.

Is it still cheating if I hire somebody else to do it?

It's not cheating if you're not caught.