Emily Rose Youcis / @realemilyyoucis / "Pistachio Girl", creator of Alfred Alfer - e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor

I'm glad he isn't because it means that's probably bullshit. Not even being thirsty, just she could find a better Nazi.
If we can presume he's the breadwinner, she has a vested interest in keeping his identity a secret. Who knows? Maybe her man isn't overtly political. It's a safe bet he's alt-right, but perhaps not openly so presuming he has a job where he has to be on his best behavior on and off the clock.
 
If we can presume he's the breadwinner, she has a vested interest in keeping his identity a secret. Who knows? Maybe her man isn't overtly political. It's a safe bet he's alt-right, but perhaps not openly so presuming he has a job where he has to be on his best behavior on and off the clock.
It's completely possible that he's a nobody working some 9-5 job. She's not unattractive and landing a husband like that would definitely be possible. Maybe she'll move away from politics and focus on being a good trad wife as she's always dreamed of.
 
Her old work going back to her teen years revealed an intuitive understanding of movement and a precocious sense of visual style that overcame her then-primitive technique. Her cartoons powerfully conveyed emotion and humor as her technical skills grew. She displayed rare, impressive potential. Many of us who were fans of hers from Newgrounds expected her to attend an animation college, produce some standout student projects, and become a notable independent animator or a member of a real studio's crew. But that didn't happen. She started spouting poisonous politics which alienated the sane world, and eventually her creative output trickled to nothing. Her drawing got worse and her confused Nazi political cartoons were fatally stupid and shallow, showing none of the psychological depth of Alfred's adventures. Her upcoming nuptials to Christopher Cantwell (whoever that is) and the ensuing non-stop incubation of white-power babies will be the final nail in the coffin of what could have been an admirable career in animation.

This has been the case with many schizoeffectives as they age. They are brilliant model students in their younger years, then as they go into adulthood they exhibit manic episodes and bouts of paranoia more and more. Many become suspicious of their meds and go off them. It turns out the line between genius and madness is quite thin. If you catch them on a good day they seem like the most put together go getter on the planet.
 
Ok realtalk, did any of y'all niggas watch the video? Because I played it and that shit froze my player to the point where I had to do a hard reboot of my computer...
 
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If you didn't watch it, you didn't miss anything special.
I just posted it for obsessive e-celeb followers (I'm a digital hoarder).
However, the file seems to be a normal MP4, so it shouldn't lock up anybody's system.
It's always possible the upload got borked. I used some hinky free upload service.
It might stress out certain computers without certain "codecs" installed. A friend's kid
set up my computer so this stuff works without any deep know-how on my part.

If anyone is interested, this is the readout i get when i right-click it.
I don't know what every one of the the numbers means:

Format : MPEG-4
Format profile : Base Media / Version 2
Codec ID : mp42 (isom/mp42)
File size : 119 MiB
Overall bit rate : 4 151 kb/s
Format : AVC
Format/Info : Advanced Video Codec
Codec ID : avc1
Codec ID/Info : Advanced Video Coding
Bit rate mode : Variable
Bit rate : 4 022 kb/s
Maximum bit rate : 8 000 kb/s
Width : 1 920 pixels
Height : 1 080 pixels
Display aspect ratio : 16:9
Frame rate mode : Constant
Frame rate : 24.000 FPS
Color space : YUV
Stream size : 115 MiB (97%)
Color range : Limited
Codec configuration box : avcC

Audio
Format : AAC LC
Format/Info : Advanced Audio Codec Low Complexity
Codec ID : mp4a-40-2
Bit rate mode : Variable
Bit rate : 126 kb/s
Maximum bit rate : 213 kb/s
Sampling rate : 44.1 kHz
Stream size : 3.59 MiB (3%)

About the video link:
I just downloaded it to see if the file was broken.
It plays okay on a "core 2 duo" laptop pc and a "i5" desktop pc.
Windows xp on one, windows 7 on the other.
No virus alerts. No stuttering. Don't know what the problem is...

If anybody DOES watch it, maybe you can explain what the bloody
hell youcis is doing with that weirdo walking and talking style. It's
mega-awful now that i watched it again
 
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About the video link:
I just downloaded it to see if the file was broken.
It plays okay on a "core 2 duo" laptop pc and a "i5" desktop pc.
Windows xp on one, windows 7 on the other.
No virus alerts. No stuttering. Don't know what the problem is...

If anybody DOES watch it, maybe you can explain what the bloody
hell youcis is doing with that weirdo walking and talking style. It's
mega-awful now that i watched it again
That video is obviously her rejected application for the film V/H/S.
Just kidding but it's too much like artsy shit some guy who sniffs his own farts fucking makes.
 
Ok realtalk, did any of y'all niggas watch the video? Because I played it and that shit froze my player to the point where I had to do a hard reboot of my computer...
Really fucking boring. She's forcingly trying to seem charismatic during acting-- yet her fellow actors can't even maintain eye contact. (not surprising her IRLs at the time were inept)
also, there's feet as he said.
 
I don't think it's schizophrenia, whatever it is.
she's bipolar, possibly with some touches of schizoaffective. This is all a manic spree. She seems like the type to default to mania/hypomania when unmedicated. I'm the poster from way back who went to college with her.

Also tbh I think this engagement stuff is just for publicity for her.
It's easy to get engaged when you're pretty and have a big following online, especially when you're settling for traditionalist losers in polo shirts. That dude is basically a male spinster in the eyes of his parents by now.
I bet his parents have money.
 
Over at 4chan /pol there are occasional new threads about youcis, but they get deleted, sometimes very quickly before they naturally scroll into oblivion. I guess an admin thinks they're dodgy, or is protecting the girl, or something. I saved a small number of threads to storage before they were killed.

Somebody explained to me what an earlier kiwi poster in this thread did to employ that "4 plebs org archive", so I reconstructed the links from my downloaded copies. Am I doing things the hard way?

Here are some discussions of youcis that were scuttled and are no longer directly available. Many unsubstantiated but colourful accusations are shared, such as multiracial sloshed orgies and STDs personally spread to crowds of men all over the Eastern Seaboard by Emily herself:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/198200221
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/198397661
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/198559144
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/198583317
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/171750509
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/177473624
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/169689463

I'm still trying to track down the post that said youcis was popular in non-yank countries as some kind of satirical hero and there were small-press print comics about her, possibly not in English. That would be so off the rails.
 
Just finished scanning this thread. I remember this chick from back in the day, and funnily enough I also remember thinking she was a boring edgelord when I personally was at my edgiest (I was a young teen when she got popular on Newgrounds) yet she out-edged even my Hot Topic ass.

Her art and animation has notably improved and she clearly has talent, which I think is most obvious in her directing. She knows how to cram a lot of crazy visuals in a single scene without it seeming sloppy. My only criticism is she could use a formal animation class - she breaks a lot of the ""rules"" which sometimes works and sometimes is very distracting and detracts from the quality. Really though, if her head weren't so far up her ass and she didn't only draw edgelord content she could have worked at an animation studio and been quite successful. She has the raw chops. No ones going to hire a casual neo-nazi though.

It's funny, because back in 2005 nazi imagery was just edginess, so I actually am surprised she seems to have doubled down on it and joined the alt-right. I didn't see that coming at all, I def thought she was just being performatively edgy like all of the fringe internet was in the early aughts.

I'm sorry if this has been covered as I only skimmed the thread but, what happened to her Patreon? It seems to be gone. Is she still trying to work on the movie?
 
she's bipolar, possibly with some touches of schizoaffective. This is all a manic spree. She seems like the type to default to mania/hypomania when unmedicated. I'm the poster from way back who went to college with her.

Also tbh I think this engagement stuff is just for publicity for her.
It's easy to get engaged when you're pretty and have a big following online, especially when you're settling for traditionalist losers in polo shirts. That dude is basically a male spinster in the eyes of his parents by now.
I bet his parents have money.
Not everything has some Jewish label, she grew up in the peak of new grounds made a bunch of edgy toons in that old new grounds style, then got blacklisted from society. After that she became a pol sweetheart and from there learned the deep lore of the world.

Yeah she's mentally unstable, literally all women are. It's not bipolar or schizo it's just the consequences of being born a woman with no authorative male figure or patriarchal society to allow you to make the correct decisions. I'm sure she supports white Sharia because she realizes that she whored herself out with that dumb black and white video.
 
Not everything has some Jewish label, she grew up in the peak of new grounds made a bunch of edgy toons in that old new grounds style, then got blacklisted from society. After that she became a pol sweetheart and from there learned the deep lore of the world.

Yeah she's mentally unstable, literally all women are. It's not bipolar or schizo it's just the consequences of being born a woman with no authorative male figure or patriarchal society to allow you to make the correct decisions. I'm sure she supports white Sharia because she realizes that she whored herself out with that dumb black and white video.
Damn bro that’s so E D G Y
 
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