DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

First he walks around the Gout Palace for 20 min for his cardio

Um. WRONG. He has specifically stated that he gets his 20 mins of cardio in during his 1st stream break, sir. So clearly the reason it takes him so long to do anything between streams is that he has to rely on an intricate system of slip'n'slides to get around the Wakhando so as to not overexert himself. It's also why he won't do any more house tour videos--he's waiting on the patent office to contact him and come get the patent he has written up for it.

Fun fact: the patent is as follows-- "I, Phil Burnell, having created raw unedited content for 10 years on Youtube, have created this CHILL, EPIC movement system. I want to accentuize how amazing this is, and I really need you to approve this right away. Because I need the money, and I really hope people will get off their asses, stop taking this invention for granted, and contribute positively via Paypal or personal check."

 

[Raven'sChild]

During the 2nd stream of Smash, D$P bemoans the 'slow day' before leaning forward to crush his empty water bottle directly into the mic like nails on a chalkboard. He's down and despondent until a $15 tip drops and he's animated again. One match later, he complains the chat isn't talking about him or the game and refuses to join in their convo. He runs right into an opponent's charged move and complains there was nothing he could do. People in the chat suggest he hand off the ledge and wait the charge to run out...D$P ignores them. Complains about folks " just mashing". Person in chat says he "should be patient then and punish them for it, basic fundamentals, right"...ignored. Majority of chat wants 1v1s. D$P refuses saying he'll only play 1v1s offline b/c of the lag. Chat counters that he doesn't play offline and he agrees saying he'll never play offline and only wants to play 2v2/4v4s.....even though it's what his audience wants. He goes on to play 2v2s complaining that he "doesn't know what's going on!"
Then this happened, lol

It's Nintendo though...now it's " piece of sh*t console"....definitely his internet.

In other news,D$P didn't do well b/c he does not how to play. "Folks with basic game knowledge are owning (his) ass".

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

This is normal. Twitch is very reluctant to partner anyone who doesn't stream from a capture card and/or have a facecam on at all times. They want to promote personalities, and if you don't have what they consider to be a "good setup" that highlights your personality, they'll deny you every time you apply.

I was going to ask what went wrong with DSP getting partnered then....but I guess his setup does do a good job at highlighting his personality.....

 

[Raven'sChild]

I was going to ask what went wrong with DSP getting partnered then....but I guess his setup does do a good job at highlighting his personality.....

Think he may have bee partnered b/4 these changes. Having a face cam running 24/7 was not a big thing for most streamers when he was partnered. I could be wrong, but I believe face cams rose mainly from Tit and jumpscare streamers.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Think he may have bee partnered b/4 these changes. Having a face cam running 24/7 was not a big thing for most streamers when he was partnered. I could be wrong, but I believe face cams rose mainly from Tit and jumpscare streamers.

I see, I thought that was a general rule that’s been around for awhile, didn’t know all that was a more recent thing

 

[Raven'sChild]

(...cat on keyboard =double post)
I recall TLO and other competitive game streamers having 'keyboard cams' for apm and such, but not face cams.

 

[James Smith]

DSP follows 60 people on Twitter. For those that don't know, in order to direct message DSP on Twitter he has to be following you. DSP has probably had private conversations with less than 75 people via Twitter in the 8+ years he's had the account.

Friendly reminder that DSP has nothing and no one in his life.

 

[rizlajizzla]

I mimed every single movement you can see Phil doing in the reflection on his sliding glass door for the first 3 minutes of this unboxing video and it's like some crazy fucking jungle dance. Imagine doing that by youself in your house as you deliver a monolog about your opinion on a headset while you record a box. Then I fell down on the floor laughing

Bless his heart. The swaying on his 'vlogs' is just mesmerizing. And nauseating. But, dude, all that technical shit is bullshit. Phil's not a technical guy. all that techie stuff is easy, what is hard is making live, off the cuff commentary.


BRUUUUUUUUPPPPPMMMMMMFGGGGGGHHHAaaaaa Oh, that was awful.

 

[Raven'sChild]

DSP follows 60 people on Twitter. For those that don't know, in order to direct message DSP on Twitter he has to be following you. DSP has probably had private conversations with less than 75 people via Twitter in the 8+ years he's had the account.

Friendly reminder that DSP has nothing and no one in his life.

...Oooookay, bit of a ludite in these new fangled interwebs. Direct msg D$P on Twitter does that mean Tweet @?

 

[Odie Esty]

...Oooookay, bit of a ludite in these new fangled interwebs. Direct msg D$P on Twitter does that mean Tweet @?

Basically the same way you can Direct Message someone on these forums or on discord, you can do it on twitter. However both people need to be following each other. @ing is just tagging someone in a tweet so it'll show up on their feed, DMs are private and can only be seen by the two parties.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

DSP follows 60 people on Twitter. For those that don't know, in order to direct message DSP on Twitter he has to be following you. DSP has probably had private conversations with less than 75 people via Twitter in the 8+ years he's had the account.

Friendly reminder that DSP has nothing and no one in his life.

He still doesn’t follow a single person on instagram. I don’t know if that shows how pathetic and lonely he is, or shows how egotistical he is that he doesn’t give a fuck about another person enough to follow them back

 

[Raven'sChild]

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It's Nintendo though...now it's " piece of sh*t console"....definitely not* his internet.

Ooookay:
~4 am- 7hr= 9pm CST 9pm Cst= 7pm Pst 7pm Pst D$P is still streaming, yes? ( I work nights and watch the 24/7 re-stream ). IF D$P's 1st stream vids were uploaded 7-8 hrs after I went to his channel page then....(dons tinfoil hat ) his "lag" issues could be his posting vids to YouTube during his 2nd stream...not during his break We all know how D$P covets his lay-a-bout time. Mayhaps all that phone checking is YT upload notifications. He wasn't getting any tips to check on PayPal.

at the risk of completely dating myself while playing music I have saved a long time ago ( 2009 ) I found this gem that shows e-sports were BIG enough back then to propel a Swedish DJ into Interweb FAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3jIu65Fgq4
Ya'll remember this right? * bobs head*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJncWndUB8
lan party BassHunter

 

[Freshtodeath]

Wonder if his condo is even set up for business internet. What if he's just wasting tons of money on normal, maybe even sort of shitty internet. His internet has always seemed kinda crap. Might be because he shares his line with like a couple other houses.

 

[Sparkletor]

Wonder if his condo is even set up for business internet. What if he's just wasting tons of money on normal, maybe even sort of shitty internet. His internet has always seemed kinda crap. Might be because he shares his line with like a couple other houses.

I think Phil said that the cable guys told Phil that his connection was not optimised for business class internet and he told them to hook it up anyways.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

not optimised for business class internet and he told them to hook it up anyways

Pure boomer pottery. So is Kat and Dave the not mighty still dating or is it a relationship of convenience? Will she pull a Panda and start seeing someone at work and leave Dave?

 

[Sparkletor]

I think Phil said that the cable guys told Phil that his connection was not optimised for business class internet and he told them to hook it up anyways.

About 6 minutes in

 

[Kermit the Frog]

About 6 minutes in

6:28: "This is the crazy ass, messy ass, fire hazard setup that I'm currently using for daily work." - Phil on April 11, 2015
I love how he says this in a way that implies this is just temporary and he'll get around to actually organizing it. 3 years, 9 months later and he's still using this same fire hazard, wires everywhere, inefficient setup. The only difference is a new TV, some cheap "soundproof" foam he put on the walls and the years of accumulated dust. So fucking lazy.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Jesus I was believing this whole time it was a 2 hour break between streams. I don't get to restream the day streams so I don't know when they end before I get home from work to restream the night stream. That's incredible. And for him to not find time to shower in 3 hours?? What does he do???‽!

What does anybody do after a long day of work? Relax on the couch, maybe play some video games...oh wait.

 

[PieceofShet]

About 6 minutes in

Can you imagine sitting on that crushed sofa and 6-7 hours a day you lookin at the other side of the room, looking at that mess, the cabels, the dust... and okay with it. Every day.

 

[kebab4you]

Can you imagine sitting on that crushed sofa and 6-7 hours a day you lookin at the other side of the room, looking at that mess, the cabels, the dust... and okay with it. Every day.

Yeah that's really my biggest issue with it, if it was hidden behind furnitures or in rooms that wasn't daily used I can see people leaving it be. But this is a room he spend nearly every waking hour in, how do you not get annoyed and decide to make it look somewhat decent at least?