Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Holy shit! This is the first I'm seeing this. Wow, what a desperate moron who's just so goddamn desperate for someone to validate this stupid dimensional hopping belief. Shit. That entire response amounts to "Sorry, you seemed like you were an expert. You're right, but I am not wrong! You CAN jump to your creation universe and interact with your characters as I do! But you don't believe me! Wah wah!"
 
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Snuckening said:
If only IG had told Chris to excercise daily and seek gainfull employment, because I'm pretty sure that's the one circumstance where he might actually do it.
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OR it would actually be the only possible thing to make Chris go: "Wait, all of this is bullshit and they are just fucking with me!". Because getting a job and exercising is more outlandish and surreal to Chris that a mongo-dimension where Spawn and the Smurfs live in the same world.
 
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Snuckening said:
Seems like everything IG told him got hardwired deep inside Chris's smooth, pink little brain; If only IG had told Chris to excercise daily and seek gainfull employment, because I'm pretty sure that's the one circumstance where he might actually do it.
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Nah. An attractive aspect for Chris during all this mess was that he didn't actually have to do much. Sure, there was the extortion and one-offs such as hitting himself and shitting on the floor, but none of that required a sustained effort on his part. He didn't even have to leave his house.

He's far too lazy to go to work even part-time, or even apply to jobs on a regular basis. He might still buy into the merge but he'd twist the "get a job" part of it into "i don't need to get a job" through autistic mental gymnastics.

As it is, he can sit in his room staring at sheets of paper trying to use his god powers and merge is business as usual.
 
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Thanks to the people with the Chris Chan Marvel cinematic universe. It's baffling but I should have seen it coming that he's not original in any way. I thought the Merge, when I first heard of it, was this completely wacked out original idea. I should have known..Chris is incapable of original thought. Also that the Merge is a plot from some video game.

I guess the last question for now is who is Emmanuel, the God? He can't mean the porno character, right? Is there some meaning on this?
 
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Seanan McGuire wrote a book series about people who travel back and forth between worlds and are in a support group together when they get back, and the dimensions are explored in the different books. It was really popular because the first book had an asexual main character and people were nerding out over how inclusive it was.
 
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His latest weens seem to have spontaneously combusted and Chris has pretty much unofficially abandoned the Merge by giving himself ?unlimited? years to wait until it happens. Is the Merge saga over?
 
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Alpha Centauri said:
His latest I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME seem to have spontaneously combusted and Chris has pretty much unofficially abandoned the Merge by giving himself ?unlimited? years to wait until it happens. Is the Merge saga over?
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Nah he's still going on about it. He just claimed someones Sonichu OC tried to assassinate him. It'll be right around the corner until he dies or gets bored of it.
 
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Hexbox said:
It's probably going to be a doomsday cult-style deal where he moves the date over and over again.
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Eh, that's not Chris' MO. He's never been the "just wait a few more weeks" type outside of the merge or having any sort of responsibilities like making comics/medallions. When it comes to his fantasies, delusions and enabling, he's more the type to say that he needs more resources. Instead, I can see him hoarding more rocks and outdated consoles from ebay, hoping there's enough magic in them to cause the merge to happen.
 
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The Fool said:
Eh, that's not Chris' MO. He's never been the "just wait a few more weeks" type outside of the merge or having any sort of responsibilities like making comics/medallions. When it comes to his fantasies, delusions and enabling, he's more the type to say that he needs more resources. Instead, I can see him hoarding more rocks and outdated consoles from ebay, hoping there's enough magic in them to cause the merge to happen.
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Or tracking down Megan and that mysterious yet imaginary German console. Perhaps that's why the Merge hasn't happened--Megan refusing to take her place beside the gibbering autistic goddess and help bring the dimensions together. Chris isn't going to let this shit die.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Or tracking down Megan and that mysterious yet imaginary German console. Perhaps that's why the Merge hasn't happened--Megan refusing to take her place beside the gibbering autistic goddess and help bring the dimensions together. Chris isn't going to let this shit die.
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