Kiwi Farms Awards 2018

[Teri-Teri]

Best Kiwifarms user 2018: @Kiwi Jeff
Worst kiwi farms user 2018: IDK
Least missed user 2018: @OwO What's This?
Most missed user 2018: @OtterParty (Retroactively adding in @Flowers For Sonichu- can't believe I forgot about that)
Sexiest user 2018: @diana- NOT
Best staff member 2018: @yawning sneasel
Best thread creater 2018: @Big Bad Brat
Funniest user 2018: @Testaclese Maximus
Least funny user 2018: @Mariposa Electrique (lots of swings and misses lately, eh)
Best fail 2018: Zoosadist Jihad.
Best Sub forum 2018: A&H
Weirdest user 2018: @Webby's Boyfriend
Worst A/H user 2018: Most.
Best A/H user 2018: @CatParty
Meanest user 2018: @yawning sneasel (Harsh but fair)
Nicest user 2018: @J A N D E K or @Haunter

Best Kiwifarms user 2018: @Slimeball92A for getting Woof arrested. I can't praise you enough for that.
Worst kiwi farms user 2018: All the people that joined because of the zoosadist shit to either bash or defend the furry fandom. The amount of unfunny, uncreative posters mucking up those threads with whiteknighting and the people who took them seriously really got under my skin.
Least missed user 2018: @scared sheep - I still think she's a nice person, but her actions that led to her getting banned were pretty cringy. She just didn't fit in here at all.
Most missed user 2018: @Kiwi Jeff - his hiatus had me missing our best gator man.
Worst A/H user 2018: I don't post in this subforum or frequent it, so I couldn't make a good judgement here.
Best A/H user 2018: I don't post in this subforum or frequent it, so I couldn't make a good judgement here.
Sexiest user 2018: @NARPASSWORD (If there was a MILF option I'd pick @Super Collie)
Meanest user 2018: Pick a mod; any mod. Though honestly, I'd be mean to most people I meet if I had to put up with the shit they have to as well.
Nicest user 2018: @Heinrich Himmler and @Kiwi Jeff, easily.
Best staff member 2018: @Feline Darkmage,@Meowthkip, and @yawning sneasel are chill dudes that deserve a beverage of their choice.
Best thread creater 2018: I honestly couldn't name a user that made the most threads I've enjoyed, as it's really spread out in terms of
Funniest user 2018: It's really hard for me to pick this, but I think I'll go with @AnOminous for the dude's consistently funny posts.
Least funny user 2018: @Hell0 - mostly friendly but I really did get sperg vibes before they got banned
Best put down 2018: This. Godspeed, @Vrakks
Best fail 2018: @Bryan Dunn merely for existing.
Best Sub forum 2018: Animal Control is my usual stomping grounds, and the fact that some of the worst subhumans imaginable have actually been facing legal consequences partially because of the information found in this thread and that was compiled here goes a long way.
Best post 2018: This masterpiece.
Funniest post 2018: This post here had me dying of laughter. Semper Fi to @Strelok
Best thread ban message 2018: I haven't seen too many of these, to be honest.
Weirdest user 2018: @Y2K Baby - This person speaks in tongues that I can't even begin to comprehend sometimes, but I love them for that.

Best user 2018: @Hellfire
Best new user 2018: @Big Bad Brat or @Gengar
Most missed user 2018: @OtterParty
Most creative user 2018: whoever made my avatar
Cutest user 2018: @J A N D E K (who wouldn't love a pug?)
Nicest user 2018: @ToroidalBoat
Best avatar maker 2018: @skiddlez
Best staff member 2018: @yawning sneasel or @emspex
Best content gatherer 2018: @zedkissed60
Funniest user 2018: @Shiversblood or @Cowlick

I'm sorry for anyone that I didn't include. I met a lot of great people this year, and I'd put them on the list if I could. There's a lot of users who mean a lot to me that can't be represented with just Best X 2018.

How about me?

 

[Y2K Baby]

How about me?

Most playful boy.

 

[FukedUrMom666]

Weirdest user 2018: @FukedUrMom666 for failing to pay Dynastia for dox, posting a bunch of vocaroos of him ranting in the backwoods about various users trolling him, getting Dynastia named changed to FagNasty, and the two insane conversations users have been having semi-publicly for months at a time

You mean best user! You're description is biased but not exactly incorrect. Let me give you the unbiased version.


"Best User for signing up to have a good time and maybe make some new friends but was viciously and unfairly attacked by a bunch of shitheads. Rather than backing down he fought back! He went on the offensive and got Dynastia's named changed to Fagnastia which caused him to lose all respect and then got the bitch banned.

Unfortunately Fagnastia doxxed the site owner Null and got unbanned and his name changed back then used his malign influence to have my password changed so I couldn't log in! He used that time to solidify his hold over the sign and thought he had me defeated me for good but he doesn't know me. I got back into my account and relead the offensive.

Now I'm like Goku and building the biggest spirit bomb the world has ever known to destroy him so we can all have a good time and hang out on the internet!

That's why I'm the best user.

 

[Un Platano]

You mean best user! You're description is biased but not exactly incorrect. Let me give you the unbiased version.


"Best User for signing up to have a good time and maybe make some new friends but was viciously and unfairly attacked by a bunch of shitheads. Rather than backing down he fought back! He went on the offensive and got Dynastia's named changed to Fagnastia which caused him to lose all respect and then got the bitch banned.

Unfortunately Fagnastia doxxed the site owner Null and got unbanned and his name changed back then used his malign influence to have my password changed so I couldn't log in! He used that time to solidify his hold over the sign and thought he had me defeated me for good but he doesn't know me. I got back into my account and relead the offensive.

Now I'm like Goku and building the biggest spirit bomb the world has ever known to destroy him so we can all have a good time and hang out on the internet!

That's why I'm the best user.

Did you ever finish mowing your mom's lawn?

 

[HG 400]

You mean best user! You're description is biased but not exactly incorrect. Let me give you the unbiased version.


"Best User for signing up to have a good time and maybe make some new friends but was viciously and unfairly attacked by a bunch of shitheads. Rather than backing down he fought back! He went on the offensive and got Dynastia's named changed to Fagnastia which caused him to lose all respect and then got the bitch banned.

Unfortunately Fagnastia doxxed the site owner Null and got unbanned and his name changed back then used his malign influence to have my password changed so I couldn't log in! He used that time to solidify his hold over the sign and thought he had me defeated me for good but he doesn't know me. I got back into my account and relead the offensive.

Now I'm like Goku and building the biggest spirit bomb the world has ever known to destroy him so we can all have a good time and hang out on the internet!

That's why I'm the best user.

I doxed the shit out of Null once and I can do it again.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Well its time for the to commence. Voting will from now until Friday 11th. After that date votes will to be counted and I'll posts on the winners message walls congratulating them.

Best kiwi farm user 2018. https://strawpoll.com/wd3fsy29
Worst kiwi farm user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/yz5edzyr
Least missed user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/ak6r9z44
Most missed user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/hphzkcak
Worst A/H user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/esyhb5cb
Best A/H user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/x9hc2ak1
Sexiest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/b7b2c2gg
Meanest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/169yc63d
Nicest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/a55494p3
Best staff member 2018 https://strawpoll.com/k3ryg9fh
Best thread creator 2018 https://strawpoll.com/8c7zy2hb
Funniest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/7yp218ks
Least funny user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/e9hxw41c

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Best user: @Hellfire
Sexiest: @BubbleButt

 

[cypocryphy]

Best Kiwifarms user 2018: @Vrakks
Worst kiwi farms user 2018: @Ratko_Falco
Least missed user 2018: @keksz
Most missed user 2018: @Bones
Worst A/H user 2018: @PantsFreeZone
Best A/H user 2018: @Dysnomia
Sexiest user 2018: @big baby jesus
Meanest user 2018: @Rumpled Foreskin
Nicest user 2018: @MerriedxReldnahc
Best staff member 2018: @yawning sneasel
Best thread creater 2018: @emspex
Funniest user 2018: @AnOminous
Least funny user 2018: @scared sheep
Best fail 2018: @LagoonaBlue
Funniest post 2018: Anything from @Secret Asshole
Weirdest user 2018. @Y2K Baby

this is the best list imo.

 

[Flustercuck]

Well its time for the to commence. Voting will from now until Friday 11th. After that date votes will to be counted and I'll posts on the winners message walls congratulating them.

Best kiwi farm user 2018. https://strawpoll.com/wd3fsy29
Worst kiwi farm user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/yz5edzyr
Least missed user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/ak6r9z44
Most missed user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/hphzkcak
Worst A/H user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/esyhb5cb
Best A/H user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/x9hc2ak1
Sexiest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/b7b2c2gg
Meanest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/169yc63d
Nicest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/a55494p3
Best staff member 2018 https://strawpoll.com/k3ryg9fh
Best thread creator 2018 https://strawpoll.com/8c7zy2hb
Funniest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/7yp218ks
Least funny user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/e9hxw41c

you forgot me in the least funny user list. I am severely disappointed

 

[ON 190]

@Cowlick across the board.

 

[Fibonacci]

Gonna have to cut my nominations short because even after nearly 6 years on this site I don't know who the fuck most of y'all are.

Most missed user 2018: BrooklynBailiff and Smokedaddy
Least missed user 2018: @punchabunch
Worst A/H user 2018: @CatParty
Best A/H user 2018: @CatParty
Sexiest user 2018: @CatParty
Best Sub forum 2018: Amberlynn

 

[WW 635]

Well its time for the to commence. Voting will from now until Friday 11th. After that date votes will to be counted and I'll posts on the winners message walls congratulating them.

Best kiwi farm user 2018. https://strawpoll.com/wd3fsy29
Worst kiwi farm user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/yz5edzyr
Least missed user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/ak6r9z44
Most missed user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/hphzkcak
Worst A/H user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/esyhb5cb
Best A/H user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/x9hc2ak1
Sexiest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/b7b2c2gg
Meanest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/169yc63d
Nicest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/a55494p3
Best staff member 2018 https://strawpoll.com/k3ryg9fh
Best thread creator 2018 https://strawpoll.com/8c7zy2hb
Funniest user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/7yp218ks
Least funny user 2018 https://strawpoll.com/e9hxw41c

You should edit the OP to include this so that users stop nominating and start voting. People hate reading past the first page

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I nominate @Y2K Baby @takemetoyourgrave @chekovia @Rumpled Foreskin @Pepito @Spl00gies @balcolm @LagoonaBlue in no particular order.

 

[Keystone]

Best Kiwifarms user 2018: @AnOminous
Worst kiwi farms user 2018: @Bryan Dunn and his legion of sock accounts
Least missed user 2018: Chance Carmichael (whatever his account name was)
Most missed user 2018: @Hui
Worst A/H user 2018: Everyone who visits or posts there
Best A/H user 2018: @It's HK-47
Sexiest user 2018: @Jaimas
Nicest user 2018: @Heinrich Himmler
Best staff member 2018: Mods are fags, but @yawning sneasel is a cool fag
Best thread creater 2018: @Jerry_ smith56 obviously
Funniest user 2018: Dynastia
Least funny user 2018: All the furfags in the zoosadist threads who only joined to try and defend Kero and the other sick fucks
Best fail 2018: @LagoonaBlue -- If you want an event and not a user then Matt getting outted was great.
Best Sub forum 2018: Community Watch has some real bangers
Best/Funniest post 2018: The one where we found out Phil actually cut his dick off to spite us.
Best put down 2018: @Null for continuing to say "lol no" to frivilous lolsuits

 

[Fougaro]

Is there an award for which user glows the most in the dark?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Worst user 2018: @Cedric_Eff

Nicest user: @RomanesEuntDomus

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

How are you going to get us to vote on sexiest user with LikeICare banned? We came for him coming for cwc.

 

[AnOminous]

Is there an award for which user glows the most in the dark?

@CIA Nigger

 

[Fougaro]

@CIA Nigger

Well shit! I humbly admit defeat.

 

[Lurker]

best lurker: @Lurker
worst lurker: @Lurker