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At this point even practicing cuckold fetishists have the right to call Maddox a cuck.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!
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At this point even practicing cuckold fetishists have the right to call Maddox a cuck.
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Plus Asterios is actually funny.
Hey @asterios, come back already. Your suit is dismissed with prejudice, and you can talk shit about Maddox again.
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When he posted hate mail, he would leave in the person's real email address for his fans to harass and spam until the person invariably requested he redact their real email address. Then he would act like he was so magnanimous in redacting the email addresses when it was a dick move to begin with.
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While he did have a disclaimer that said he owned and had the right to publish anything sent to him in his contact section, you're right. Definitely a dick move.
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Indeed. He got called a cuck again, cucked out of actually insulting the schoolkid back, then cucked out of his cuck out by deleting the post, being called a cuck repeatedly throughout.
One of the people backing him up on this appears to be Nils Parker. Hadn't thought about that name since before I first forgot all about George Ouzounian over ten years ago, but I think that's Drunkasaurus Rex - one of Tucker Max's pals. If I remember/understood right, they were college jocks with moderately popular drinking story blogs who ended up becoming friends with the Armenian proto-cuck and bringing him out with them. I remember reading some of their shit years ago back when I thought it was funny. Would have thought they'd know better than to publicly back up their old pal as he attempts to snipe at school kids though. It got me Googling and here's some prescient stuff from a blog dedicated to hating Tucker Max from way back in the day:
http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/2007/01/tucker-maxs-lies.html
Was it ever 100% confirmed that SlingBlade is George? I'm almost certain that it was... but this was a decade ago like I say so I can't remember who admitted it when. Because if it's him, some of those Tucker Max stories will read very differently given what we know now.
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Sling blade is Aaron Kellerman, who is/was an FBI agent.
Tucker Max and his gaggle of friends were all lolcows who hit rock bottom and mostly snapped out of it, mostly because they had rich or powerful friends and family. Sean Trende of current RCP fame was also part of Max’s crew who went by pwj.
Most of their stories were bullshit and now they are middle aged functioning alcoholics who live through their alma mater sports teams. Still a better outcome than Maddox though.
Tucker Max and his gaggle of friends were all lolcows who hit rock bottom and mostly snapped out of it, mostly because they had rich or powerful friends and family. Sean Trende of current RCP fame was also part of Max’s crew who went by pwj.
Most of their stories were bullshit and now they are middle aged functioning alcoholics who live through their alma mater sports teams. Still a better outcome than Maddox though.
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I saw someone saying that in an anonymous comments section just now but given how it is known that George is the kind person who will go on to the Internet and tell lies, I'd be curious to see the sauce that it's not him. Although the character SlingBlade is certainly enough of a stupid shit head to be involved in tax payer funded investigations of DRUMPF RUSSIA COLLUSION.
Just listened to Tucker Max's appearance on Opie and Anthony on Youtube. I can't believe I was once dumb enough to think that that dumbass was half-way entertaining. This is like finding out about the lolsuit and who George turned out to be all over again. Tucker claimed on the radio to have drunkenly drove a girl home in her car, agreed to park it for her as she got out, was unable to park it, crashed it in to a doughnut shop, dumped the keys in a bush and bailed... and later couldn't find a police report on it! They saw through it quick and started fucking with him and then trashing him. So I guess I now think it's all moot because even if SlingBlade is George, it's not like Tucker Max stories are a reliable source for anything anyway.
Agreed.
I just noticed that George has a new article up on his advertising-free website. It's terrible.
http://archive.vn/JduVa
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Ugh, this style of "observation" doesn't work at all when Maddox is a willing participant in a culture of social media zingers and ill-measured reactions to everything. This is the same kind of shit all of his friends do and he gives likes to on Twitter. It's completely self-defeating. This fucker has a podcast where he (presumably, I don't watch it) comments on recent events. It's not even a particularly well-watched podcast, meaning the evidence is clear that nobody cares about his opinions on anything. *clutching head* It was so much easier when he was anonymous and people could imagine he wasn't some out of touch hypocritical hypercuck.
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That's a name I haven't heard in a while. Last I remember, the guy had a fit on the internet because the film adaptation of his shitty book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell bombed spectacularly.
Terrible article like you said but the formatting was funny. It was like going back in time to the early 00's internet. The cuck can't even rip properly off a low effort clickbait site.
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In every new article he writes, Maddox comes off as a bitter man who hates people having fun or enjoying themselves.
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I always just assume he's extremely bitter about being bald.
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The guy just can't win. He was fat than lost the weight only to start balding. Now he is both fat and bald which makes him look even older.
And yes he is very insecure about his baldness. He got really defensive when Dick and Sean made references to it. The cuck can't even show confidence by shaving it all off and own it.
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"Did you know? Every time you share your opinion on something you watched online, it's an infinitesimal contribution to the failure of social media as communication platform?"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't TBPITU/TBDITU completely built on the very premise of exactly this, where they ask their audiences to vote what they thought of any given topic to prove someone or something right? Hell, his case just got laughed out of court because of him throwing a tantrum over people on the Internet sharing their opinion of him.
There's missing the point, and then there's being so completely out-of-touch that it feels like his comprehension skills just collectively shat themselves.
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Even as he is, I don't think his baldness doesn't even look bad or anything. Literally the only reason in my mind it's fun to mock it is because he's so vain and shallow that he lets it bother him.
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I remember thinking he was being ironic and edgy but knowing he actually means what he writes really changes things.
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He has this weird idea that when people share their opinions about something, it's because they want to hear their own voice rather than sharing it just to be social with others.
Like, what a concept. People outside of LA like to bond with people over silly, inane shit regardless of their "connections" in an industry.
Like, what a concept. People outside of LA like to bond with people over silly, inane shit regardless of their "connections" in an industry.
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He thinks it's stupid for others to try to get their shitty opinions heard even though his entire internet career is based on this. And yes of course he had a website followed by many people while most of us never have. But there's a saying: don't brag about what you dig yesterday when you can't show anything you're doing today.
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For someone who always brags about his dad being this amazing self-made man, Maddox sure is useless. Does he have a plan for the future? Does he realize that as of right now, he has no retirement plan? No wonder his parents are ashamed to have raised such a worthless son.
I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that Maddox is at 40 washed up and still clinging to the dream of making it in LA. He could easily learn a skill and move back to Utah and live in a decent house as living there is much cheaper than with 5 roomates in an expensive shoebox in LA. I guess he can't do that because he needs to prove to everyone and especially his parents how wrong they were.
Like Dick Masterson says, it's the city of failure and nobody embodies that more than King Cuck Maddox.
I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that Maddox is at 40 washed up and still clinging to the dream of making it in LA. He could easily learn a skill and move back to Utah and live in a decent house as living there is much cheaper than with 5 roomates in an expensive shoebox in LA. I guess he can't do that because he needs to prove to everyone and especially his parents how wrong they were.
Like Dick Masterson says, it's the city of failure and nobody embodies that more than King Cuck Maddox.
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