DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Draza]

Salt levels are off the charts for this stream. What a crybaby.

 

[gaarashatan]

*join phils twitch*

"human living piece of shit, literally fucking garbage. his mother would beat the shit out of him if she knew what he was doing. ack ack ack". no fucking lie, this is what was being said the literal second i joined. the fucking second.

can confirm. phil is saltier than the dead sea

#dsppahsivity ya guys

 

[Comma]

Same troll as the last Black Ops 4 MP stream is back, and DSP quits the lobby like last time.

Fifteen minutes later, the troll finds him again and DSP quits again, but now talking about how the troll should be beaten up or something. Clips incoming.

-edit- Clips:

Same troll as last time, DSP quits the lahbby:
Same troll again, DSP quits, the salt is real:
"Every match I'm gonna have to fucking join a new lahbby now because of this piece of shit! A human piece of fucking shit! An actual human fucking Lincoln Log! A no-life piece of fucking garbage! Whose mother would probably beat the living shout out of them if they knew what the fuck they were doing on the internet *ACK-ACK-ACK*."

 

[gaarashatan]

Same troll as the last Black Ops 4 MP stream is back, and DSP quits the lobby like last time.

Fifteen minutes later, the troll finds him again and DSP quits again, but now talking about how the troll should be beaten up or something. Clips incoming.

i joined right after. i was wondering who he was talking about. 3 times hes ran away from a troll in his lobby. imagine being afraid of an online persona. hahahaha what a pussy phil is

but noooo, meet him irl and hell bitch slap lul

 

[actually]

Salt levels are off the charts for this stream. What a crybaby.

Salty 'cause he ain't got the dough rolling in like he wants. A "slow stream" as he likes to snort out.

 

[Comma]

He just legit ragequit a match because he's getting his ass owned.

He's SO salty. wow I haven't seen him this toxic in a while. Also ignores a genuine $5 tip message because, and I quote: "I can't interact that much playing this game, because I need to focus on the gameplay. I have to!"

Amazing.

-edit- Whoops...

-edit2- Clip of the ragequit:

 

[thebonesauce]

It’d be really nice if he got a talking to after that, but he won’t.

I love how any time DSP is shittalking someone, it’s almost like you could apply every insult to him.

 

[FailedAttempt]

Do you think Phil refers to human communication IRL as “interactions” too?

Phil trying to ask Khet on a date: Hey honey wanna go out tonight? We can have a chill, interactive stre- I mean date.

 

[Pargon]

I was doing some thinking today in the shower and I bring it up in my new video could DSP have sleep apnea? Sleep apnea is a potentially serious sleep disorder in which breathing repeatedly stops and starts. If you snore loudly and feel tired even after a full night's sleep, you might have sleep apnea. The main types of sleep apnea are: Obstructive sleep apnea, the more common form that occurs when throat muscles relax. - Mayo Clinic

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it seems to line up symptoms wise.

I brought it up during the Christmas Plague Mini-Arc but it certainly wasn't an original thought. I think I saw the idea being floated first when he was caught those few times nodding off during streams - Yakuza 0 I think it was.

I mostly mentioned it because he tweeted about not being able to sleep because of "severe choking" - I have suspicions that what he means is actually coughing and he's either an idiot or malingering (hard to tell) but I have apnea and yes, sometimes it will wake you up feeling like you're gasping or otherwise struggling for air.

He's overweight, he's likely often sleep deprived, and if he regularly falls asleep while still drunk, that can exacerbate it as well. It's serious shit and can make worse a whole slew of other issues including heart problems - dude should have a sleep study and get on a CPAP right away if that's the case, but we know he won't. Just another (potential) problem he's going to ignore in the hopes it goes away.

Not sure about anyone else's experiences, but that solution stopped working around the time I hit my twenties. Big-boy adult problems don't just solve themselves.

 

[DerelictOnion]

but we know he won't. Just another (potential) problem he's going to ignore in the hopes it goes away.

Oh he wont ignore it. He'll make extra sure to embellish and exaggerate it as much as he can to get more money from his fans. His various future health problems will be excellent additions to his begging.

 

[Haunter]

Regarding the two posts I deleted earlier, the insult of the other poster and the addition: I had already forgotten my wisdom. I'd said Friday I wanted to start experimentally using neger's red bars, such as this one:

rather than immediately deleting the in-fighting.

To touch on how I'd like the next Slap-Fight to be handled (since October there's been four or five of these. Has it always been like this? Maybe I just wasn't watching for it, or the posts were quickly deleted): Sometime around late July there was talk of whether or not it's better to delete the posts involved. I'd suggested introducing these red bars neger used:

I realized last night it's just an image copy and pasted into an edit (or at least the one SoapQueen1 used to test it out. I think neger had some other magic way of doing it. I'd just take screengrabs of the ones neger made and copy and paste those.) Basically, with the Red Bars and Slap-Fight posts left un-deleted:

-A handful of Bars would lead to the same deletions as ever. This time, there'd be a more gradual lead up, with fair warnings, instead of the sudden slash-and-burning brought down on everyone.

-It'd dispel possible confusion for those that missed it. For this one, I forgot to delete a few lingering comments. Unfortunately, @rizlajizzla was left confused, and @Moritsune deleted a post to avoid stirring up trouble that didn't need to be deleted. For those that weren't privy to the fight, it'd at least indicate why the thread's diminished by a page number.

-It'd illustrate for other posters what to avoid.

And then if that doesn't work, I'll think of something else :/

So, I apologize.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Do you think Phil refers to human communication IRL as “interactions” too?

i'm just picturing phil at the supermarket, he gets up to the person scanning his food and gin
they ask "paper or plastic"
phil just stands there and holds out a cup that says "tip" and does nothing else
after a few moments, the next person in line puts a penny in it
"I HAVE NO PREFERENCE, SO THERES THAT, OKAY? *SNORT"

 

[Pargon]

Oh he wont ignore it. He'll make extra sure to embellish and exaggerate it as much as he can to get more money from his fans. His various future health problems will be excellent additions to his begging.

Well, saying you're doing something about it (and asking for $$$ on account of it) is one thing, but if he does have apnea and he owns up to it, I guarantee his follow-up to a doctor will include advice that he stop eating like shit, take exercise and drop weight. I guaran-fucking-tee you he won't do those things. So what we'll get is DSP begging for money to help a health issue...that everyone will be able to see he's not treating.

That's a level of bad visibility that he hasn't hit yet, and he will lose supporters over it. There's a lot of people who hate things like socialized medicine because they don't like the notion of paying for someone else's illness. The begging angle will only make things worse.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I believe DSP is not that dumb. He did lose weight at some point so I think he did change his diet so its not junk food literally every day. If he did have gout he made sure it didn't get much worse. If he has a legit problem which impedes his functions he will do something to remedy it.

There's a lot of people who hate things like socialized medicine because they don't like the notion of paying for someone else's illness.

While his fans do have some brain cells(not giving him as much money no matter how much he asks for it when its clear he got 12k+ dollars already) they will flock around and give him more than average when legit health issues start popping up. Feeling like they are not only helping him with the taxes but also with his health(their money are literally making him feel better) will be enough of an encouragement.

 

[Freshtodeath]

IDK studies have come out that exercise is extremely important to overall health. I feel like DSP is way under the average exercise required for a healthy person at his age. He probably thinks walking to the mailbox every day is good enough but based on how sedentary he is and his age I doubt it. We've probably gone over this before but it will catch up with him. He did stop eating the amount of shellfish he was when he got gout as far as we know so he has that going for him.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It doesn't impede him currently though. Sure he might get winded while climbing the stairs to the second floor but to him its fine because he doesn't want to leave the house anyway. If he legitimately has trouble sleeping and it affects him he'll seek help and I bet he'll follow what the doctor says until he gets better. Self preservation instinct has to trump laziness at some point.

 

[actually]

I brought it up during the Christmas Plague Mini-Arc but it certainly wasn't an original thought. I think I saw the idea being floated first when he was caught those few times nodding off during streams - Yakuza 0 I think it was.

I mostly mentioned it because he tweeted about not being able to sleep because of "severe choking" - I have suspicions that what he means is actually coughing and he's either an idiot or malingering (hard to tell) but I have apnea and yes, sometimes it will wake you up feeling like you're gasping or otherwise struggling for air.

He's overweight, he's likely often sleep deprived, and if he regularly falls asleep while still drunk, that can exacerbate it as well. It's serious shit and can make worse a whole slew of other issues including heart problems - dude should have a sleep study and get on a CPAP right away if that's the case, but we know he won't. Just another (potential) problem he's going to ignore in the hopes it goes away.

Not sure about anyone else's experiences, but that solution stopped working around the time I hit my twenties. Big-boy adult problems don't just solve themselves.

About a 99% chance he has apnea. He's talked about snoring loud enough to disturb Leanna and bought some strap that was supposed to help.

I believe DSP is not that dumb. He did lose weight at some point so I think he did change his diet so its not junk food literally every day. If he did have gout he made sure it didn't get much worse. If he has a legit problem which impedes his functions he will do something to remedy it.

The thing about apnea is that you're not going to be aware of it directly. What it does is make you sleepy much earlier in the day. You notice how Phil will be yawning at 1 or 2 PM his time? That's a result of not getting good oxygen flow while he sleeps. The thing is, you can "wake up" without ever realizing, and with apnea, that happens multiple times a night. In severe cases, you actually stop breathing too, until your body freaks out and basically shutters you into a breath.

It doesn't impede him currently though. Sure he might get winded while climbing the stairs to the second floor but to him its fine because he doesn't want to leave the house anyway. If he legitimately has trouble sleeping and it affects him he'll seek help and I bet he'll follow what the doctor says until he gets better. Self preservation instinct has to trump laziness at some point.

Except that he's fuckin' lazy. Think about his snorting that he attributes to "post-nasal drip". That's treatable, and he's done as little as possible for several years now aside from OTC medicines that treat symptoms at best.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I don't know about that. He can control it, he can go on for at least an hour without snorting even once. Doesn't look like a big condition to me.

Also I like the theory that the burps, snorting and the other disgusting things he does in front of the mic is his way to appear macho.

 

[Salubrious]

I bet he'll follow what the doctor says until he gets better.

Self preservation instinct has to trump laziness at some point.

I've watched enough "My 600 Lb. Life" and seen enough obese people in their 60s never make it to 70 to dispute that.

Never been surprised by the amount of denial people will take with them to their literal graves.

It'll be a classic case of "nothing he could do".

 

[Sparkletor]

IDK studies have come out that exercise is extremely important to overall health. I feel like DSP is way under the average exercise required for a healthy person at his age. He probably thinks walking to the mailbox every day is good enough but based on how sedentary he is and his age I doubt it. We've probably gone over this before but it will catch up with him. He did stop eating the amount of shellfish he was when he got gout as far as we know so he has that going for him.

During a rant about the detractors signing him up for every magazine possible, Phil stated he checks his mail 3 times a week.