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Imagine how long he's been wearing those same damn shirts. They've probably stretched over the past 2 decades. If you put them next to unworn copies of the same shirts of the same size, they're probably twice as big now.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Based on Jake’s most recent picture he’s at least XXXXL but probably XXXXXL.
I’m basing this on real life people I know who wear that size and have a similar build.
But since Jake has admitted he doesn’t shop for his own clothes and has a total of 8 t-shirts and an unknown number sweatpants (and 1 pair of sped shoes and 1 coolie hat), I could understand why he wouldn’t know his size.
But I’m pretty sure someone makes Star Trek uniforms in the huge obese sizes. Just call it a hunch.
I’m basing this on real life people I know who wear that size and have a similar build.
But since Jake has admitted he doesn’t shop for his own clothes and has a total of 8 t-shirts and an unknown number sweatpants (and 1 pair of sped shoes and 1 coolie hat), I could understand why he wouldn’t know his size.
But I’m pretty sure someone makes Star Trek uniforms in the huge obese sizes. Just call it a hunch.
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is this... self awareness? Oh no wait, it's just pity begging, carry on folks
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His poor mother. I hope she got some sleep with all that blubbering in the attic.
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Ooh, is this going to be more suicide-baiting?
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He still doesn't realize that his creepy, unrelenting obsession with getting old "friends" to talk to him again is probably a huge reason why he drove so many other "friends" away.
People (not just "I don't owe you emotional labor" SJWs) don't like that kind of thing. No one likes a person that just decides you have to be their friend now and doesn't care whether you are really interested or not, have the time and energy, care to humor him/her. It's fucked up and, dare I say it, kind of abusive and his public reeing is emotionally manipulative.
I know that's all very obvious to us here. And that Gnome, if he reads this, still won't get it.
People (not just "I don't owe you emotional labor" SJWs) don't like that kind of thing. No one likes a person that just decides you have to be their friend now and doesn't care whether you are really interested or not, have the time and energy, care to humor him/her. It's fucked up and, dare I say it, kind of abusive and his public reeing is emotionally manipulative.
I know that's all very obvious to us here. And that Gnome, if he reads this, still won't get it.
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I would like to imagine "That didn't work" as Jake's life motto but that's optimistic because it implies effort that didn't pan out. Maybe it should be his mom's pet name for him.
Although 'noise-making thing' still works better.
Wallace
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The kicker is that he frames this as being their fault. When someone doesn't give him unlimited, on-demand emotional support, they're betraying the friendship. After all, he'd do it for them.
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The ultimate epitaph for a life barely lived.
EDIT: Other epitaphs for our favorite gnome could include "I TOLD YOU I WAS SUICIDAL" and "GAMERGATE DID THIS."
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Or "He Didn't Work."
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Misgendering the poor girl on her tombstone definitely sounds like something her hateful Nazi mother would do.
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it needs one of those huge statues, but instead of a beautiful woman its a garden gnome
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I really have no idea how Jake expects people to respond to these tweets. It's not like anyone can even just swing by his place to pick him up and take him out for a movie or a meal without the whole fiction he tries to maintain being shattered.
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Benjanun and the Noise Making Thing follow each other? I thought Benjanun hated white people.
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So it's now January. Remember when there was some sort of mysterious by-the-new-year deadline that would leave poor Violet out in the cold?
What happened to that? Aren't any of Jake's donors the slightest bit curious?
What happened to that? Aren't any of Jake's donors the slightest bit curious?
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We always try to speculate what actual kernel of truth is in Jake's latest excretions, but I think often there just isn't one. He is so far detached from reality that much of what he claims is purely imaginary and occurs only in his bearded gnome head.
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Jake’s inability to improve his writing or game design is similar to his inability to improve his social life— he has no capacity for self criticism or self interrogation, and thus no capacity for self improvement. He never asks, “what am I doing wrong?” or “what can I change to make this better?” And thus, things never get better.