Who in the fuck is even Akujin? Where does he fit in to all of this?
Donga want to restructure contract.
Akujin was a Ralph orbiter and frequent guest on Zidan's Killstream postshow. He is the personification of "dude who takes pol way too serious and cannot help himself for boringly connecting EVERYTHING to (((them)))." He pretty much consistently made the poststream terrible. I'm not sure the exact chain of events because this is all second hand, but I believe that after Zidan changed the format of his show to not having a zoo of caller speds he sperged out in the discord. The discord starting trolling him (He's Australian, so they renamed him from "Akujin the Hate Engine" to something like "Akujin the Gas Huffing Abo"), and he was so unable to handle the bantz that he flipped out and started swinging on Tonka's nuts. I gather he was doing part-time co-hosting on Kumite? And apparently he likes erotic self-insert DBZ fan fiction or something like that.
So essentially. a nobody. Why do people even give Zoom the time of day?
From what I understood Tonka wants to fight Ralph in case Andy pussies out.
He's incredibly cringy to the point where it's not funny to even watch.
This. Because of his current showing on the Kumite, I figured this thread was most relevant place to post that.
The only one likely to pussy out is Donga himself. Andy seems pumped up for the match, Donga...not so much.
The only way this could potentially happen is Andy being disqualified and Ralph being in Tonka's weight class. Ralph is probably too fat so Donga just has to hope Andy is DQ'd.
Listening to Tonka and Andy I think at this point both of them are equally mad on the internet to actually show up.
No.
Its like shooting a man to prove he's a murderer.
Perhaps. But never underestimate a sped's resolve to publicly make an ass out of himself.
Zoom is a very special boy.
I'm honestly convinced that tonka is legit special needs. But then again so are people that actually still enjoy the kumite.
