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Toward the end of his Minecraft stream, D$P announced that playing Deltarune on PC was giving him arthritis. He explained that his fingers in a rested state are curling toward his palm instead of standing straight out. he demonstrated how his fingers will curl even more toward his palm as this arthritis progresses. It also causes shooting pains down the back of his hand. Much akin to D$P's recent 'cold' these are the most unusual arthritis symptoms I have ever heard of.
 
Toward the end of his Minecraft stream, D$P announced that playing Deltarune on PC was giving him arthritis. He explained that his fingers in a rested state are curling toward his palm instead of standing straight out. he demonstrated how his fingers will curl even more toward his palm as this arthritis progresses. It also causes shooting pains down the back of his hand. Much akin to D$P's recent 'cold' these are the most unusual arthritis symptoms I have ever heard of.
There was Nuthin he kuddo, it's arthritis. It's not like he could do a Google/Youtube search for 30 seconds during his important drinking gin alone for 8 hours time https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hand+stretches+for+gamers+&sp=mAEB and then start maybe incorporating hand stretches and exercises recommended by orthopaedic physicians to proactively protect an important thing he needs to be able to do for his Serious Adult Business. It's not an extremely common condition he's overexaggerating due to his fussy-boy attention seeking behavior that he can fix himself with a little bit of exercise, nope, it's cancer-aids-arthrities, Nuthin he kuddo. I'm just being a fucking idiot though, Phil doesn't have time for any of that he's the busiest human on the planet with absolutely zero free-time for any of that voodoo shit, just ask Katherine, she's certainly not some kind of lying cheater or something , you can trust her.
 
Between the constant ticks, snorts, belching, probably farting, the darting wide eyes void of cognition, the swaying back and forth and eery T-posing, his complete inability to recognize facial features or determine changes in scenery, his confusion at simple motor skills, poor back, poor posture, lurching gait, and weight problems this sad sack needs constant adult supervision.

I wonder if his parents know he's full blown for real Autistic and just never told him.
 
probably he told him not to exerted himself. as in 'dont do too much workout' or something and phil stupidly assume it means dont exercise at all
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https://www.spineuniverse.com/conditions/herniated-disc/exercise-herniated-discs
 
Between the constant ticks, snorts, belching, probably farting, the darting wide eyes void of cognition, the swaying back and forth and eery T-posing, his complete inability to recognize facial features or determine changes in scenery, his confusion at simple motor skills, poor back, poor posture, lurching gait, and weight problems this sad sack needs constant adult supervision.

I wonder if his parents know he's full blown for real Autistic and just never told him.

He's not even social enough to buy a plane ticket and visit his parents. Like I'm autistic as fuck too but I realize at some point when I haven't seen friends or parents in awhile I need to pay them a visit.
 
Phil just let something slip, he said he always gets hot when he tries to sleep (temperature) because of his medical condition, and then he immediately cut himself off.
Hey, be respectful.
Phil stressed that this is none of anyone's business. He says he's probably going to have to tell us one day, but for now it 'remains a myshtree'. Pa.

So. New speculation topic: What beggable medical conditions cause someone to run hot at night?
Phil already said it wasn't gout, but I'm not going to rule out Turbo Gout.
 
Phil just let something slip, he said he always gets hot when he tries to sleep (temperature) because of his medical condition, and then he immediately cut himself off.

"yes i do have chronic medical conditions"
This is when I start questioning how stupid this guy really is.

We’ve got a 36 year old, with no retirement plan, apparently no saving, who’s desperately trying to claw out of debt, with more chronic health issues than most old people.

Like this dude is a medical nightmare waiting to happen, and once something does happen he’s just done, if he ever has to stay in the hospital to be treated for something meaningful he’s just done. And this isn’t a matter of if, it’s when, and that fuse is slowly burning.
 
4. Alcohol
Dr Godfrey says: “Alcohol can affect people in different ways, but people who have been drinking heavily don’t realise that a lot of vasodilation goes on. So when they’re in bed, they’ll be hot and sweaty, even though they won’t have a temperature.”
 

I'm leaning towards this as well. I produce almost zero testosterone naturally, and constantly get hot flashes that doctors have said are basically like menopausal hot flashes women get. You can get very warm, almost to sweating, with no exertion, literally just sitting or laying down. If it's this though, I can't see a way that he can get quarters for it... I'd definitely tell someone, if talking about it, that I had a 'chronic medical condition', because it is, but all it means is I take replacement shots every 2 weeks. And even that is at home / no doctor visit or bill to cry poor about.

Tl/dr seems the most likely (especially given so many other things about him that are reflective of non-replaced low testosterone), but since I don't see how he can beg much from it, I think he'd be more forthright. Him being mysterious leads me to believe it's something less likely, but that he can turn a profit from...
 
I'm leaning towards this as well. I produce almost zero testosterone naturally, and constantly get hot flashes that doctors have said are basically like menopausal hot flashes women get. You can get very warm, almost to sweating, with no exertion, literally just sitting or laying down. If it's this though, I can't see a way that he can get quarters for it... I'd definitely tell someone, if talking about it, that I had a 'chronic medical condition', because it is, but all it means is I take replacement shots every 2 weeks. And even that is at home / no doctor visit or bill to cry poor about.

Tl/dr seems the most likely (especially given so many other things about him that are reflective of non-replaced low testosterone), but since I don't see how he can beg much from it, I think he'd be more forthright. Him being mysterious leads me to believe it's something less likely, but that he can turn a profit from...

If it is low-t I'm betting he's humiliated by it. I'm biased because I lean toward the global "Phil wants to be a big macho swingin' dick" theory but if that really is the case he'd guard a secret like that with his life. God forbid people start to think of him as anything but the paragon of masculinity.
 
If it is low-t I'm betting he's humiliated by it. I'm biased because I lean toward the global "Phil wants to be a big macho swingin' dick" theory but if that really is the case he'd guard a secret like that with his life. God forbid people start to think of him as anything but the paragon of masculinity.
He was just looking into penile enhancement for research purposes, okay! He does not have a micro penis. And even if he did, none of those things work. He would have to get surgery which is too expensive and dangerous.
 

people who sit down alot have bad lower backs. phil going to be looking like a drug addict in the coming years

Good god. This guy looks probably older than his father.

BTW what the fuck is with his hairline???

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why doesnt he just shave his head at this point, looks like his hairline is trying to do a nike symbol

Well he has "chronic" post nasal drip, and probably sleep apnea...

but as far as multiple chronic medical conditions, apparently he has multiple and one of them causes him to overheat in bed... :thinking:


blanketitses...horrible disease...should feel great sympathy for him and help relieve his pain with money
 
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If I ever had a doctor who told me to never exercise again, I’d make sure he gets his license to practice medicine revoked.

Want to know a common prescription chiropractors give their patients with bad backs? Swimming!

I could understand if he had some serious surgery or something. Like I have to be careful with how much I lift because I had a shoulder reconstruction , but I don’t abstain completely from strenuous activities because of it.

Completely ignoring a damaged area and allowing it to atrophy and get worse rather than pushing it to strengthen it is just stupid.
 
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