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this might have been discussed but what is with phil downplaying any mention of anything hip; lingo/streamers/artists/media/memes etc that are relevant he will just play off in some autistic way like its some absolutely foreign thing example : ____ has just gifted a sub to armor...rat?...ammorath? ammourath? well i dont know who that is but thanks for the anonymous sub! phil who do you want to win the super bowl this year? i have NO idea whos even playing i havent watched sports in YEARS thats a very unrelated question to whats going on *mocking laugh*. the only thing he'll talk about outside of the gamingsphere is wrestling but i refuse to believe he isn't way more informed on things he claims ignorance about.

i think he hates any discussion outside of something he has control over or that isnt about or related to him. maybe its also partially him pushing the shtick that he works so hard he doesn't have time for anyting other than playing games watching wrestling.
 
this might have been discussed but what is with phil downplaying any mention of anything hip; lingo/streamers/artists/media/memes etc that are relevant he will just play off in some autistic way like its some absolutely foreign thing example : ____ has just gifted a sub to armor...rat?...ammorath? ammourath? well i dont know who that is but thanks for the anonymous sub! phil who do you want to win the super bowl this year? i have NO idea whos even playing i havent watched sports in YEARS thats a very unrelated question to whats going on *mocking laugh*. the only thing he'll talk about outside of the gamingsphere is wrestling but i refuse to believe he isn't way more informed on things he claims ignorance about.

i think he hates any discussion outside of something he has control over or that isnt about or related to him. maybe its also partially him pushing the shtick that he works so hard he doesn't have time for anyting other than playing games watching wrestling.

Phil likes being contrarian because he has the basic maturity of your average edgelord high schooler. He thinks it means he is more independent and he considers himself better than other people because he doesn't just go with the majority and thinks for himself. That's why he'll say shit like Sonic 06 isn't a bad game or insisting there was nothing wrong with Shadows of Mordor. It is also part of why he dumps on more mainstream people like PewDiePie and Ninja. It's also why he used to dump so hard on Minecraft. The funny thing is how quickly Phil backpedals on this when he thinks it'll make him money, which is why he always hypes up new releases and stuff, but then ultimately goes back to "this is popular so it sucks" to cover up him being bad at a game.

It also applies to basic things like using editing programs or greenscreen. Hell, even streaming in general was something he was bashing when it was first growing in popularity. The more people are doing it, the less likely Phil is to support it unless he thinks he can make money out of it. Then, when it loses popularity, he'll inexplicably try to pick it up and cash out on it even though he is years late. Just the fact that he is now only trying to make Minecraft a thing is proof of that. I look forward to seeing Phil jump into fortnite for his 2023 save the house marathon.
 
"Usually my minecraft stream has way more contribution than this, it is really really slow tonight, I think the tip goal is a double edge sword, when the tip goal was reached during first stream people were like, Oh ok that's it he doesnt need more contribution, the reality is NO, I still need your support, but sadly there's no contribution tonight. Maybe I should make the tip goal higher?

A pretty solid strategy to get people to contribute is to constantly behave like no matter how much you give, it will never be enough. People like to actually feel like they've made a difference or that their donation has had a positive effect, but Goutlord just never seems to get to a place where he's comfortable.

So, yeah, keep on making people feel like it doesn't matter what they do, and that it will never be enough to help you or make you happy. You ARE the one with a business degree and a 10-year legacy, I suppose...
 
Hey everyone my YouTube views are on the rise!

Someone just said that my views are going down. Technically, yes, but that's because I was sick for a week. I didn't upload any videos so I lost views. But other than that, they are positively growing.

Someone just said that the YouTube views are continually going down. That's because I make longer videos. I make less videos so I get less views. It's simple math, idiot. If you look at the numbers, my YouTube is doing really well!

In other news, my YouTube is doing bad. This is the worst YouTube has ever been for me. I only make $20 a day from YouTube. I'm treating YouTube as an archive now because it just isn't profitable anymore.

Someone just asked, "Why don't you put Twitch chat in your YouTube videos?". Real talk, I can't! Putting chat in my YouTube videos would harm the quality and I would lose views. I need those views to make money on YouTube!
 
this might have been discussed but what is with phil downplaying any mention of anything hip; lingo/streamers/artists/media/memes etc that are relevant he will just play off in some autistic way like its some absolutely foreign thing example : ____ has just gifted a sub to armor...rat?...ammorath? ammourath? well i dont know who that is but thanks for the anonymous sub! phil who do you want to win the super bowl this year? i have NO idea whos even playing i havent watched sports in YEARS thats a very unrelated question to whats going on *mocking laugh*. the only thing he'll talk about outside of the gamingsphere is wrestling but i refuse to believe he isn't way more informed on things he claims ignorance about.

i think he hates any discussion outside of something he has control over or that isnt about or related to him. maybe its also partially him pushing the shtick that he works so hard he doesn't have time for anyting other than playing games watching wrestling.

Phil likes being contrarian because he has the basic maturity of your average edgelord high schooler. He thinks it means he is more independent and he considers himself better than other people because he doesn't just go with the majority and thinks for himself. That's why he'll say shit like Sonic 06 isn't a bad game or insisting there was nothing wrong with Shadows of Mordor. It is also part of why he dumps on more mainstream people like PewDiePie and Ninja. It's also why he used to dump so hard on Minecraft. The funny thing is how quickly Phil backpedals on this when he thinks it'll make him money, which is why he always hypes up new releases and stuff, but then ultimately goes back to "this is popular so it sucks" to cover up him being bad at a game.

It also applies to basic things like using editing programs or greenscreen. Hell, even streaming in general was something he was bashing when it was first growing in popularity. The more people are doing it, the less likely Phil is to support it unless he thinks he can make money out of it. Then, when it loses popularity, he'll inexplicably try to pick it up and cash out on it even though he is years late. Just the fact that he is now only trying to make Minecraft a thing is proof of that. I look forward to seeing Phil jump into fortnite for his 2023 save the house marathon.

Here's a thing. You're right, of course - against all reason and on top of all of the other aspects of his ludicrous persona, Phil has to be an edgiboi with his opinions. But there's a caveat. Notice that Phil never wants to give a bidden opinion - he'll give them when he's damn good and ready, but cheer him 5000 bits to ask his favorite GTA game and you'll only ever get one answer. "ACK ACK ACK I don't think about things like that! And I can't answer a question like that anyway, I'm too busy playing a game!"

Ignoring that the response itself is a lie because he does top tens and shit every so often, I think I know why he does this. Phil cannot abide being wrong.

He knows the opinions he expresses are safe. Their numbers aside streamers like PewDiePie and Ninja are divisive (and I think in this case Phil's envy overrides the rest of his brain anyway). Political issues have support on either side. The point is that when he does express an opinion, I think he does so comfortable knowing he'll have chat support. He keeps his mouth shut about everything else because if he fucks up there can be reasonable dissent in the chat, which he can't stand. Whether that's pure ego or because it also clogs things up when he's using it as his personal vidya helpline, I think that could be any number of things, but my larger point is that he absolutely cannot abide being demonstrably wrong.

I'll demonstrate with 0utsyder's Silent Hill 2 TIHYDP.

At around 3:14:09, when he's at the ass-end of the game, minutes from finishing and having already gone into overtime because his exceptional ass just has to beat this in the current session, Phil slams on the brakes and goes on a 'tism parade to prove wrong one person in his chat.

I don't think it's enough for Phil to be able to block/ban people who disagree with him. He has to avoid disagreement to begin with, and of course we all know that's because years spent on a loveseat has reduced his spine to gelatin.

EDIT: removed some words for clarity.
 
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the only thing he'll talk about outside of the gamingsphere is wrestling but i refuse to believe he isn't way more informed on things he claims ignorance about.

i think he hates any discussion outside of something he has control over or that isnt about or related to him. maybe its also partially him pushing the shtick that he works so hard he doesn't have time for anyting other than playing games watching wrestling.

As mentioned above, he's stuck in the teenage edgelord mentality where being passionate about anything is suuuuuper lame, bruh. So he only takes a stance when it benefits him to do so (see SOPA, Article 13, etc). Otherwise, he just does some kind of "both sides" or "don't know" answer. That said, I fully believe he is 100% ignorant on the vast majority of things outside of the games he is playing and wrestling. He routinely spouts off objectively incorrect statements on a host of things. I wish I could think of some specifics, but I know he's ranted about US healthcare and just been flat wrong on what he was saying.

Phil is a woefully ignorant person--I'd bet $100 he couldn't name his US senator without looking it up. I actually wonder if he could even name 3 members of the current Presidential cabinet or talk remotely knowledgeably about the current shutdown. My guess is absolutely not aside from maybe a few talking points he saw on Twitter.

He seems to wear this lack of general knowledge about politics, sports, and anything outside of his immediate sphere of interest as some sort of badge of honor, and I honestly don't understand the lack of intellectual curiosity. What a boring life that must be.
 
As mentioned above, he's stuck in the teenage edgelord mentality where being passionate about anything is suuuuuper lame, bruh. So he only takes a stance when it benefits him to do so (see SOPA, Article 13, etc). Otherwise, he just does some kind of "both sides" or "don't know" answer. That said, I fully believe he is 100% ignorant on the vast majority of things outside of the games he is playing and wrestling. He routinely spouts off objectively incorrect statements on a host of things. I wish I could think of some specifics, but I know he's ranted about US healthcare and just been flat wrong on what he was saying.

Phil is a woefully ignorant person--I'd bet $100 he couldn't name his US senator without looking it up. I actually wonder if he could even name 3 members of the current Presidential cabinet or talk remotely knowledgeably about the current shutdown. My guess is absolutely not aside from maybe a few talking points he saw on Twitter.

He seems to wear this lack of general knowledge about politics, sports, and anything outside of his immediate sphere of interest as some sort of badge of honor, and I honestly don't understand the lack of intellectual curiosity. What a boring life that must be.

"Woefully ignorant" describes it perfectly. I wonder if it's willful, as well - Phil isn't exactly bereft of free time and I find it hard to believe he doesn't have some sort of internet rectangle glued to his hands everywhere he goes. His upcoming games of 2019 list during his Pahdcast was basically just AAA titles, as though he couldn't be arsed to do more than five minutes of research. Guessing that's the upper limit of learning about anything Phil is willing to do, given that it was done specifically to benefit his livelihood.

EDIT: stupid me, forgetting that what else would Phil give a fuck about playing except AAA titles. If I'm not mistaken his planned filler content is even replays of the same. I think this just ties into the ignorance thing - Phil doesn't want to push any boundaries for himself, even as regards his hobby and business.

He probably jacks off only to het porn featuring leggy blondes with big fake tits. Normie scum.
 
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As mentioned above, he's stuck in the teenage edgelord mentality where being passionate about anything is suuuuuper lame, bruh. So he only takes a stance when it benefits him to do so (see SOPA, Article 13, etc). Otherwise, he just does some kind of "both sides" or "don't know" answer. That said, I fully believe he is 100% ignorant on the vast majority of things outside of the games he is playing and wrestling. He routinely spouts off objectively incorrect statements on a host of things. I wish I could think of some specifics, but I know he's ranted about US healthcare and just been flat wrong on what he was saying.

Phil is a woefully ignorant person--I'd bet $100 he couldn't name his US senator without looking it up. I actually wonder if he could even name 3 members of the current Presidential cabinet or talk remotely knowledgeably about the current shutdown. My guess is absolutely not aside from maybe a few talking points he saw on Twitter.

He seems to wear this lack of general knowledge about politics, sports, and anything outside of his immediate sphere of interest as some sort of badge of honor, and I honestly don't understand the lack of intellectual curiosity. What a boring life that must be.

He doesn't know anything at all, not even videogames. You'd think just by the sheer amount of games he has played he could predict or adapt to any new videogame that he decides to play but the opposite ends up happening where he ends up playing worse or just brute-forcing easy games for boring content.

He has no passion and doesn't contribute to anything, his opinions are either parrot what others say or just outright being a contrarian because "muh KoH motto". The massive amount of buzzwords alone he uses when talking just makes him sound like a drone.

It's stuff like this that makes me believe Kat is just a golddigger, having a conversation where someone talks 95% of the time but doesn't say anything at all has to be boring as fuck. I'd legit want to ask her what the fuck does he do to make her life better.
 
Additionally, he thinks PC gaming is giving him arthritis because his fingers are curving in toward his palm while in a rested state instead of standing out straight and he has shooting pains down the back of his hand.
PC gaming can injury, but so can console gaming
it's called RSI, repetitive strain injury. but you can counter it by taking a break (which he does) once in a while and doing some arm and hand stretches (which he doesn't)
but what it isn't, is arthritis. this is another "2 ton doghouse" where the slightest of inconvenience becomes some great war in his head

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and according to dsp, you don't curl your fingers when grabbing a controller.. no wonder he's shit, he's not holding onto a controller
 
this might have been discussed but what is with phil downplaying any mention of anything hip; lingo/streamers/artists/media/memes etc that are relevant he will just play off in some autistic way like its some absolutely foreign thing example : ____ has just gifted a sub to armor...rat?...ammorath? ammourath? well i dont know who that is but thanks for the anonymous sub! phil who do you want to win the super bowl this year? i have NO idea whos even playing i havent watched sports in YEARS thats a very unrelated question to whats going on *mocking laugh*. the only thing he'll talk about outside of the gamingsphere is wrestling but i refuse to believe he isn't way more informed on things he claims ignorance about.

i think he hates any discussion outside of something he has control over or that isnt about or related to him. maybe its also partially him pushing the shtick that he works so hard he doesn't have time for anyting other than playing games watching wrestling.

Not even wrestling these days! Last week someone asked him who he thought was going to win Royal Rumble and he just shrugged and said he didn't even know the lineup. Nigga, just name ANY FUCKING WRESTLER. (Finn Balor btw)
 
PC gaming can injury, but so can console gaming
it's called RSI, repetitive strain injury. but you can counter it by taking a break (which he does) once in a while and doing some arm and hand stretches (which he doesn't)
but what it isn't, is arthritis. this is another "2 ton doghouse" where the slightest of inconvenience becomes some great war in his head


and according to dsp, you don't curl your fingers when grabbing a controller.. no wonder he's shit, he's not holding onto a controller

"I'm pressing buttons!!!" *slaps all face buttons at once with palm of hand*

Also yeah, if Phil thinks he's getting arthritis he'd better buckle the fuck up for more pain than he's experienced since he thought he tore his ACL stumbling drunkenly up from off his couch.

And his """BACK INJURY""" before that. Nigga's been injured more than a retired boxer in a head-on collision.
 
He also had an aneurysm burst in his brain while lifting weights and had a near fatal leg cramp that prevents him from ever driving again. I heard his caught a cold so bad that he almost choked to death.

Phil exaggerates or makes things up all the time. This is why people don't believe half the stuff he says.
 
He also had an aneurysm burst in his brain while lifting weights and had a near fatal leg cramp that prevents him from ever driving again. I heard his caught a cold so bad that he almost choked to death.

Phil exaggerates or makes things up all the time. This is why people don't believe half the stuff he says.
at this point he's one of those youtube "storytellers"
can't wait to hear how he got a paper cut that bled so much he almost died, and it gave him lockjaw so he can't stream
or he finds a mole and freaks out because TERVIN GAVE ME CANCER!!!

if he acted in public like he did online, he would be the kind of guy who would bump into something, then fall to floor screaming I THINK MY BONES ARE BROKEN!
 
Guys, i used to build gaming PCs for an hobby, i used to be one of you!

In my youth, i was a professional body builder. Here, look! I kept some of my muscle mass.

When i was in highschool, all the chicks were into me. I was a playboy, no lie.

ACK ACK ACK ACK
 
Guys, i used to build gaming PCs for an hobby, i used to be one of you!

In my youth, i was a professional body builder. Here, look! I kept some of my muscle mass.

When i was in highschool, all the chicks were into me. I was a playboy, no lie.

ACK ACK ACK ACK

at this point, its like everything he claims he is/was/ or has been. is the complete opposite. your ego is making it too easy to find out your past phil. *insert why you always lying video*

wonder if phil understands that its suppose to take alot of hard work and years to earn peoples trusts but lies on a daily basis
 
I only caught the last 5 minutes of the prestream, but from what I can gather:

1) I think DSP believes that all twitch streamers get their hands held during video game playing by the chat. He flat out said that.

2) I think DSP believes that emerald seven cost him money last month. Every time he rants on Tut, he says that because Tut was too generous, everyone else stops donating and he loses money long-term. I think DSP legit believes that emerald seven cost him money in the last three weeks. That's why we have tip goals all of a sudden.
 
I've never heard someone so upset about people giving them large sums of money.

Golly, fellas, I think we need to do Phil a real solid. Let's all dig deep and see how much nothing we can give him! Today and every day!
 
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