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This might be the most autistic joke I've ever seen.
The punchline is so garbled it makes no sense.
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The punchline is so garbled it makes no sense.
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... I don't get it. I mean I really don't get it.
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Diabetes. You get diabetes.
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There's no way to react to this other than with "huh?" or "what?"
This joke makes no sense, this is as bad as "...but during the stone age!"
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What the fuck even is a "Prank Pub"?
asperhes
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I'm looking for Jessup Codrap! But in the Stone Age...
fiu0cm
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At least Chris finished the stone age joke later on. It was something like "you don't have to tell me twice, but in the stone age you really have to tell those cavemen twice." There's at least some sense in that because Chris probably views cavemen as slow-in-the-minds. People on Twitter are saying that it's "just a cough drop," but that makes no sense either. I'm thoroughly confused.
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I'm sure Chris meant a prank to phone a pub.
The joke used in those early seasons where Bart called Moe's is technically inspired from the Tube Bar Tapes, where several people crank called a local bar just to annoy the owner with these names!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_Bar_prank_calls
JULAY
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Fun Fact: Fanta only exists because of the Nazis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta
Also, you strayans have Chiko rolls, which makes me jealous.
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Yeah, that was literally the only solution I could come up with, and then I quit trying to figure it out because I could feel my brain cells turning to mush.
I really think this is the worst attempt at a joke Chris has ever made. At the very least it's tied with his caveman joke.
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Guts Gets Some
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I've said it aloud like 5 times and it makes no sense in any variant.
This makes "Christian's sex joke" good enough to be on Comedy Central.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian's_sex_joke
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jc17
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Tricking someone into asking for a cough drop, now THAT'S the hight of comedy right there.
But seriously, that's the kind of thing you expect a 5 year old to prank you with, then you play dumb and play along so you don't hurt their feelings.
But seriously, that's the kind of thing you expect a 5 year old to prank you with, then you play dumb and play along so you don't hurt their feelings.
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I'm ashamed I wasted more than 10 seconds trying to get the joke of an autistic scizzo. Yo that nigga should be working on his Patreon rewards. They haven't gotten an update since August.
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Me: "I'm looking for a Lay, first name Joe."
Chris: "JOE LAYYY!"
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"That cruel German drink"
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Chris thinks it's Rosechu's birthday today, but it's really a retcon Idea Guy put in over a year ago.
Chris confirms what he meant with the joke:
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Very few things chris does annoy me.
But for some reason him saying "Jessup = Just A" Really grinds my gears.
Like what even does he think he hears when he says that.
(I'm not really that annoyed, it's just makes me physically cringe. )
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The best jokes are the ones you have to explain so they're slightly less retarded.
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Chris thinks he's created a cute malaporism, but that would require real words. He's basically just communicating in clicks and whistles and thinking it clever.