Sonichu Sonichu 12-9 - The Night Star comic

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Muscle Bra said:
I really shouldn’t be surprised by now but it never fails to amaze me at just how small Chris’s world really is.

The only male with a significant presence in CWC’s life was Bob (who designed shit at GE) and the first major male (non-self-insert) character in the series also designs things at GE. I know Chris has the ‘tism and has no theory of mind and blah-blah-blah but, along with having zero creativity, his experience in the real world is so sadly limited.
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It does kind of upset me to see his world being so small if only because Bob wanted him to see beyond their house/expand his horizons. Bob had all this music from other countries and talked about seeing other countries (I'm not sure on the latter), but Chris just never took to it. It's disappointing even, with the supposed extent of Bob's catalog of media. Can you imagine if Chris had taken to archiving it all instead, or just making any use of all that shit Bob gathered over the years?

Maybe Bob should've really cut down his internet permanently. We're stuck with shitty Hyperdimension Neptunia/MLP fanfiction coming from the Chandler house now, and it saddens me to think what could've been.

Sperging aside, Jesus Christ. This comic is a shitshow. I have trouble believing that there's a character called "Kun Hanhphuc" in the Sonichu canon now. I probably shouldn't be surprised, all things considered, but..
 
I don’t have much else to add. I agree with everything anyone before me has posted, but this just further cements that 2018 was one of the lowest points in Chris’ life - even in terms of content for us. I’m sure he will be panned for the “””quality””” of this issue on social media, and he will blame it on stress and lack of financial support as usual.
 
Looking at the CWCki article and other people's comments it seems I was right, this seems like such a boring, insipid bunch of poni schlock it makes the old Sonichu comics feel like LOTR in comparison. Hell, now that I think about it even his pony OC's name couldn't be any more generic and uninspired, it's like the diametral opposite of those dark, edgy, overly complicated OC character names and just as bad.

Literally the only aspect in which this looks like an improvement over the previous Sonichu comics is the new font he uses, which must make his endless walls of text a little easier to read.

Cedric_Eff said:
Sonichu looked really high as shit in this one.
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Oh, is he even on this?

BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Those two panels on page 30 - 'Damn it! I should've been more subtle!' 'Fat! FAT! FAT!!' are genuinely great. It's the facial expression in the latter in particular.

Also, Jamsta can breathe easy, as there's now at least one DJ in the Multiverse more embarrassingly crap even than he.
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Talking of Page 30, WTF is going on in here?

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(Yeah, I know Chris having trouble drawing open mouths and making them look like horrifyingly plump lips has been a thing in the past).
 
His pony OC has the same receding hairline he has. Big bald forehead and hair growing almost from the back of the skull.
 
Mick92 said:
(Yeah, I know Chris having trouble drawing open mouths and making them look like horrifyingly plump lips has been a thing in the past).
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That's the thing; those ARE horrifyingly plump lips, I first realized this to my horror when I saw the picture of him buttfucking Sonichu to create his daughter.
Mick92 said:
Talking of Page 30, WTF is going on in here?
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As for the facial expression, I'd say it's either Night Star looking at Chris' limp duck, or Night Star watching Chris tug his limp duck to the tune of "All Star."
 
Mick92 said:
Hell, now that I think about it even his pony OC's name couldn't be any more generic and uninspired, it's like the diametral opposite of those dark, edgy, overly complicated OC character names and just as bad.
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The "Night Star" pony name came from one of those stupid Facebook "what would your ponysona name be" quizzes or some online pony name generator bullshit. I'm not sure about the others (Gallop Crush. Sugar Darling, Diamond Melody, etc.) but I'd guess they are either the products of Chris's fevered imagination or some other name generator thingie.

Bardle-B Jones said:
I've never seen Chris' comic art with his hand-written lettering before. If he could keep it legible, it'd add a smidgen of charm to his work as opposed to the stale comic sans.
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In the past, he would sometimes hand-letter sound effects. It failed to add any charm to his work.
 
Since the released comic is less than half the length as the previous ones, can anyone complain to Patreon in order to get their money back? I would imagine that being woefully late with delivery of a product that, in addition, does not meet the expected length/quality would open CWC to a number of disputed donations. Admittedly, I don't do Patreon, so if this is a noob question, I apologize.

Second, and I know that there is no rational explanation for my consternation, but I still find it astounding that CWC cannot color in the lines. The jacked up way his gnarled hand holds a pen notwithstanding, I would love to see his final version of coloring one of those adult coloring books with the tiny details.
 
Francis Dollarhyde said:
It already was. He did at one point say he was totally not gay because whenever penises entered his mind when he was mass debating he would think ther throught to push them out. This was around the Fanta fiasco or thereabouts but I may have the time mixed up a bit. Then he also made the giant penis Sonichu.

If he is at least bi I am not surprised at all. It just seems logical. He thinks about penis so much yet claims to hate penis at times. He needs to learn to love the schlong and as soon as he does, we can start the gay tomgirl saga.
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He never said he thinks about penis while masturbating. He freaks out when the thought of penis occurs, like if it came up on television or someone made a joke or something, because he's a moron who doesn't understand how an inner monologue works. If one person says to another, in Chris' presence, "lol suck my dick", Chris imagines that and freaks out and thinks he can catch the gay from that. Because he's a moron.

(For the same reason, because of his inner monologue, Chris thinks he's psychic and that cartoon characters are real because he can think in their voice in his head.)

And that "suck my dick"? Chris thinks the guy is actually coming onto the other guy.

I think it's because the way Chris grew up, he was playing with children's toys way too late in his life. He was watching cartoons and enjoying childish media, and then bam, his peers go through puberty and Chris is suddenly surrounded by ironic sexual references. Except he can't perceive the irony because :autism:.

When it comes to Chris and homosexuality, people don't really understand how severely autistic Chris is. All the shit he does, he does completely genuinely.
SuperJ said:
Since the released comic is less than half the length as the previous ones, can anyone complain to Patreon in order to get their money back? I would imagine that being woefully late with delivery of a product that, in addition, does not meet the expected length/quality would open CWC to a number of disputed donations. Admittedly, I don't do Patreon, so if this is a noob question, I apologize.
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With patreon, you don't purchase products. You are patronizing an artist. You're basically throwing money at them for them to survive on, in the hope that in their idleness, they might produce artwork.

The prizes you receive are basically free gifts they provide in gratitude.
 
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