DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Asperchewy]

Any decent GM would so severely obliterate his character that Phil himself would immediately cease to exist.

KHAHMAHN DOOD ONLINE TACTICS, LAG, NOTHING I CAN DO
phil, this isn't online
DO YOU WANT ME TO RUN THE GAME FOR YOU

“So then, I had my mage attact the giant troll with a spell and I rolled a 1, a critical miss, as they call it! Then the gay fucking DM seemed to deem my character worthy of death. Fucking bullshit man. That DM had an agenda!”

son of a gun. Now I want to see a dsp playthrough of a tabletop rpg to see what kind of stuff would happen

"Gary Gygax is a fucking idiot game developer! Why do I have to wait my turn! I cant even skip the cut-scenes! Why do these die have more then 6 sides! These rules are sooooo stoopid!"

 

[Salubrious]

Did DSP read a strategy guide or Google a walkthrough? He is explaining WAY too much; this feels more like a tutorial video than a chill stream.

Or is he just pretending to know what he's talking about? I've never played FF4 before, so he could be bullshitting for all I would know.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Man the streamer with like 1500 subs can almost break 200 views at night, talk about growth

 

[gaarashatan]

Man the streamer with like 1500 subs can almost break 200 views at night, talk about growth

if it wasnt for the massive whales every now and then... its almost too lucky to be unbelievable. maybe if he had a likable personality, but he doesnt. which makes it even more bizarre.

its so fucking weird....

 

[actually]

Did DSP read a strategy guide or Google a walkthrough? He is explaining WAY too much; this feels more like a tutorial video than a chill stream.

Or is he just pretending to know what he's talking about? I've never played FF4 before, so he could be bullshitting for all I would know.

For any older game, just assume he's been reading a guide. Also, he frequently has no idea what he's talking about. See, for example, the Golbez fight where Golbez changes his elemental weakness. Phil swore up and down that it wasn't like that in the SNES version. It of course was, and he was just flat wrong.

 

[Sarutobi]

DSP one of the worst parents alive if he had a kid. yes or no. and why? little fun discussion i think

That's kind of iffy if you ask me. On one hand he could basically milk his viewers to ask him to get his kid stuff. This the kid could be basically get what ever they want.
But know how narcissistic Phil is he could just blow off the kid to libe with his parents just so he can't waste any money on them!

 

[Coin Ops]

Now that I think about it; would probably be pretty funny to observe Phil in a tabletop setting

DM: You see a gazebo.
DSP: Ahh...a gazebo.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil was again ranting about losing his sponsorship, but then went on a protracted rant about how ALL gaming chairs are shit, including the one that the company gave him.

I know it's been said before, but to summarize...
Phil claims he lost a lucrative sponsorship because of the trolls, which would have helped him.
Phil claims the chair is shit and overpriced and he is an honest champion of the internet.

How does he not see the problem here. He is blatantly admitting he would have shilled a shitty product and it was only the trolls that stopped him, thereby robbing him of the money his honest ass would have made as a shill. This is like when he forgot to pay his taxes, or he was about to join a sham MCN. Phil. Have you ever stopped to wonder why it seems like the 'trolls' are filling the role of the good, law-abiding or honest parties in these 'trolling' attempts? It's a little weird.

Now he is complaining about not getting sponsored streams. Or offers for FREE GAMES.
Jesus, he is out of control tonight. Victim DSP is saying things that Contrarian DSP is going to disapprove of.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So dark said it’s the trolls fault why he doesn’t bother with other streamers now....

Because apparently you can somehow follow someone on twitch, it’s not that he was a mod being an asshole in that fighting game tournament and he has a shit rep all over the Internet, the trolls were always hot on his trail dood

 

[actually]

So, I was a little curious about the $100 tipper, Fallen1570. You may recall them as a former top 6 all-time cheerer until Swagginz and Tut knocked them off. Well, in the chat logs from a couple months ago, they revealed their high-paying job:

[2018-09-21 03:36:01 UTC] fallen1570: @derichloveslemur not school. Just work and more work lol
[2018-09-21 03:36:41 UTC] fallen1570: @derichloveslemur I work at a cell phone store

Now, I admit I've not ever worked at a cell phone store, but I'm betting they don't pay out 6 figure money. Imagine giving literal thousands of dollars to someone making several times more money than you. Gotdamn.

 

[Equinox_]

So, I was a little curious about the $100 tipper, Fallen1570. You may recall them as a former top 6 all-time cheerer until Swagginz and Tut knocked them off. Well, in the chat logs from a couple months ago, they revealed their high-paying job:

[2018-09-21 03:36:01 UTC] fallen1570: @derichloveslemur not school. Just work and more work lol
[2018-09-21 03:36:41 UTC] fallen1570: @derichloveslemur I work at a cell phone store

Now, I admit I've not ever worked at a cell phone store, but I'm betting they don't pay out 6 figure money. Imagine giving literal thousands of dollars to someone making several times more money than you. Gotdamn.

I have worked at a cell phone store as a sales representative. I can say most of us there were making less than 45k a year.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So I just had a weird thought, saw someone on twitter say the begging worked because he was complaining about the one dollar tips so someone gave him a hundred.

How many young impressionable kids do you think have picked up on how much he makes when he begs and started begging and crying for things in real life? Like all jokes aside Dark has some legit terrible shit about him that you wouldn’t want a more impressionable person picking up on.

 

[JamFlowMan]

DSP one of the worst parents alive if he had a kid. yes or no. and why? little fun discussion i think

It's hard to say. There are plenty of people who don't have their shit together but step up and become great parents, and those who don't. They say it's never too late to change but i'd argue it takes more effort as you get older and however long you have been stuck in your ways.

On this site I think we have record of Phil dating back to the early 2000's, and he's the same if not worse today. For the sake of this hypothetical child it isn't worth rolling the dice to find out. Although monthly child support would allow him to milk his fans easier then quarterly taxes.

 

[kebab4you]

 

[actually]

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN PORTLAND, OREGON IS NEAR THE STATE LINE AND PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON MIGHT GO THERE?

Dood, as a mature intelligent adult human, you have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil bought that gaming chair because he wanted to be a big boy streamer and they all have those fancy gaming chairs so he figured he should get one, too. However, in typical Phil fashion, he didn't do a single second of research into what chair would be right for him, assumed they're all the same, and bought the cheapest option available from some random guy who works out of his house instead of from a real chair company. No shit the chair sucks, you fucking idiot.

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This faggot will complain about literally anything. Imagine spending your time watching YouTube ads to see if they're high quality or not, then going to Twitter to complain that the ads are not up to your standards. How FUN and CHILL.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

So, I was a little curious about the $100 tipper, Fallen1570. You may recall them as a former top 6 all-time cheerer until Swagginz and Tut knocked them off. Well, in the chat logs from a couple months ago, they revealed their high-paying job:

[2018-09-21 03:36:01 UTC] fallen1570: @derichloveslemur not school. Just work and more work lol
[2018-09-21 03:36:41 UTC] fallen1570: @derichloveslemur I work at a cell phone store

Now, I admit I've not ever worked at a cell phone store, but I'm betting they don't pay out 6 figure money. Imagine giving literal thousands of dollars to someone making several times more money than you. Gotdamn.

Fred fuchs claimed to work in a similar role. Odd coincidence.

So I just had a weird thought, saw someone on twitter say the begging worked because he was complaining about the one dollar tips so someone gave him a hundred.

How many young impressionable kids do you think have picked up on how much he makes when he begs and started begging and crying for things in real life? Like all jokes aside Dark has some legit terrible shit about him that you wouldn’t want a more impressionable person picking up on.

There are definitely people who are inspired by DSP, I recall some random YouTuber who wanted a PS4 donated to them. Can't mind their name though, powblock or something. I took issue with the begging, told them to just save up and buy it themselves. They saw DSP successfully beg and wanted to emulate their luck.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

So on an unrelated note... I recently finished playing Red Dead Redemption 2.
It's fucking uncanny how much Dutch resembles DSP.

Like, they have the same personality, to a T.

Spoiler: Spoiler from RDR2

Both are sleazy cockroaches that know how to sweet talk fools into giving them money.
Both only care for themselves.
Both keep a cult of people around them.
Both manipulate huge groups of people into doing their dirty work for them, and then discard them when they are no longer useful.

During the ending of the game, when Dutch betrayed Morgan, i could have photoshopped DSP face onto Dutch, KG face on Micah, Pandalee face on Molly and a random patreon face on Morgan and it would have been 100% accurate!

Shit the resemblance is fucking insane, i'm surprised Phil is so fucking delusional that he didn't realize this during his RDR2 playthrough.

"All i'm asking is for one more cheer/tip, you just need to have some goddamn FAITH in the channel, Tut!"
"One last big donation, and then i can pay my taxes! So please, stay with me, have faith!"

Please tell me i'm not the only one who sees this.

 

[JamFlowMan]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PORTLAND, OREGON IS NEAR THE STATE LINE AND PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON MIGHT GO THERE?

Dood, as a mature intelligent adult human, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Nah he's right on this one. I bet that dealership won't even call and let you know when your oil needs to be changed.

 

[Slander Man]

Who the fuck watches youtube ads?