Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Clockwork Dragon]

This has way surpassed the effort I wanted to put out, but I'd like to understand the facts.

Then read this thread and the thread at lolcow.farms, in the snow section. I think you are Kelly, but in the off chance you aren't, there is plenty of evidence of her self-harming.

 

[Bees]

At least she knows it's down the road, not across the street.

 

[SpaceAce]

What made her so batshit, especially since her twin appears to be more or less normal?

I feel like if there was an event that caused it we'd have heard about it during one of her million attempts to make people think she's interesting (it would have been exaggerated and the details would change constantly, but still), so my best guess is she just has a shit personality and was never good enough at anything to get mommy and daddy's attention.
I could be wrong, but considering how smart she thinks she is vs. how immature and retarded she seems to be, to me it seems more personality disorder than anything.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Finally read her thread in take that off the damn internet, and loled mightily, yet again, at her referring to her 30-something arse as a “young girl.”

You’re only a few steps from middle aged, Kelly. Is the deliberate self-harm because no one sees you as a fragile young flower anymore? At this rate you’ll have to cut your own head off at age fifty to get attention.

Normally I have sympathy for clearly mental people who hurt themselves, but this bint lies and lies and sucks up precious limited medical resources she doesn’t even need, that other patients do...all because she was a lousy ballerina and now she’s not young anymore, I suppose.

 

[Bees]

I appreciate the lengths this young girl will go to make me feel that little tingle of joy when I laugh at something bad.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She's totally fucked. I haven't made it through all of the threads yet, but what has she said about the constant sexual abuse by cult members? I saw the doctor's report mentioning the removal of razor blades and pins from her vagina. I am curious as to why her blood loss was such a medical mystery if she was having razor blades removed from her vagina.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I feel like if there was an event that caused it we'd have heard about it during one of her million attempts to make people think she's interesting (it would have been exaggerated and the details would change constantly, but still), so my best guess is she just has a shit personality and was never good enough at anything to get mommy and daddy's attention.
I could be wrong, but considering how smart she thinks she is vs. how immature and exceptional she seems to be, to me it seems more personality disorder than anything.

She very well could just be a bad egg, but it's interesting how she seems to have gotten all the crazy while her sister is fine. Or at least not, you know, a munchie who puts pins in her vagina. From the twin post that @sixcarbchiligorl shared it sounds like her mental problem started young, since she had to repeated grade 7. Assuming that's true.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She very well could just be a bad egg, but it's interesting how she seems to have gotten all the crazy while her sister is fine. Or at least not, you know, a munchie who puts pins in her vagina. From the twin post that @sixcarbchiligorl shared it sounds like her mental problem started young, since she had to repeated grade 7. Assuming that's true.

She claims that she and her sister Gina were both out prostituting together at age 15. Whether Gina isn't crazy, she just hides her crazy better, or it's just one of Kelly's lies, I dunno.

"Me after a good night hooking when me, Gina, & Tanya went to Saskatoon Ramada Hotel."

 

[AbraCadaver]

She claims that she and her sister Gina were both out prostituting together at age 15. Whether Gina isn't crazy, she just hides her crazy better, or it's just one of Kelly's lies, I dunno.

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"Me after a good night hooking when me, Gina, & Tanya went to Saskatoon Ramada Hotel."

And that john’s name? Albert Einstein.

 

[CN 925]

She claims that she and her sister Gina were both out prostituting together at age 15. Whether Gina isn't crazy, she just hides her crazy better, or it's just one of Kelly's lies, I dunno.

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"Me after a good night hooking when me, Gina, & Tanya went to Saskatoon Ramada Hotel."

Both Kelly and her sister seem to love attention:

https://www.kelownanow.com/watercoo...g_of_needles_discovered_outside_Kelowna_home/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bali-kelowna-woman-volcano-home-1.4432072
https://globalnews.ca/news/3889925/stranded-okanagan-residents-finally-coming-home-from-bali/
https://globalnews.ca/news/2587368/kelowna-womans-undiagnosed-blood-disorder-baffles-doctors/
https://www.kelownanow.com/watercoo...se_Who_Donated_for_Her_55_Blood_Transfusions/
https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/141135/Fire-at-foot-of-Knox-Mtn
http://www.pentictonherald.ca/news/local_news/article_ad22bd18-53e4-5610-b46d-ea4e4a69c2d1.html

Although Kelly seems more likely to fabricate situations in order to receive it.

 

[yasscat]

Both Kelly and her sister seem to love attention:

https://www.kelownanow.com/watercoo...g_of_needles_discovered_outside_Kelowna_home/
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bali-kelowna-woman-volcano-home-1.4432072
https://globalnews.ca/news/3889925/stranded-okanagan-residents-finally-coming-home-from-bali/
https://globalnews.ca/news/2587368/kelowna-womans-undiagnosed-blood-disorder-baffles-doctors/
https://www.kelownanow.com/watercoo...se_Who_Donated_for_Her_55_Blood_Transfusions/
https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/141135/Fire-at-foot-of-Knox-Mtn
http://www.pentictonherald.ca/news/local_news/article_ad22bd18-53e4-5610-b46d-ea4e4a69c2d1.html

Although Kelly seems more likely to fabricate situations in order to receive it.

archiiiiive~

 

[Oglethorpe]

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Most people get red, puffy eyes when they have been crying but her eyes look pretty clear here.
Weird.
It's almost like she dumped some visine in her eyes, made a sad face and took a picture....Nah, we all know she wouldn't do something like that for sympathy or anything.

 

[OG 666]

Exciting updates! Kelly made 4 separate posts about her high school dropout saga, which apparently consisted of homelessness, prostitution, and torture. This is kind of long, but our fav vampire's tendency to overshare has been extra strong lately, so there's a lot of interesting new content to cover.

Spoiler: Kelly's True & Honest Life Story

In the 1st post, Kelly gives some background. Here's the photo and the full caption.

#mygradheadshotwasaselfie I was never really a dedicated student, and I was having a really tough year, the year I dropped/was kicked out of school in grade 10. I had 2 do grade 7 twice, but there is a side story about why... Being a twin, more often than not, left us both feeling clustered. Always put in the same class, or call "you both" or "they". We almost didn't feel like 2 individual people. Failing grade 7 seemed like a great idea, because then my twin sis and I would get to be individuals, no more class sharing, friend sharing etc. So I took one for the team, and stayed behind while Gina went forward. Turns out that was a stupid plan! Lol! Flash forward to grade 10 part 2. Yep, had to do that one at least twice. Outside of school life was becoming hell. I was living at a homeless shelter, and getting involved with risky shit. I guess I showed up one too many times with a beat up face, and was asked not to come back, as it was alarming to the other students. Harsh but true. So there I was, a homeless drop out. Life maintained its hellish status for years to come. (Why I was homeless, and repeatedly beat up will be explained in a post one of these days.)

The 2nd post only has the caption "Bad person alert!" and is made up of 8 videos where she talks about being homeless and a prostitute (!!!). I sat through all 8 minutes so that you wouldn't have to, and I downloaded the videos in case the post gets deleted. Here's a summary.

• When Kelly was 17, she attended a Catholic school to try and repeat the 10th grade.
  
• She became homeless during this time, so she began living at the YWCA.
  
• The housing program only gave her $60/month, so she "worked the streets" every night.
  
• She was frequently beat up by other prostitutes, customers, and pimps.
• One night while she was working the corner, a school faculty member almost picked her up before realizing who she was. He made her promise not to tell anyone about this.
  
• A few days later, she was expelled because her frequent "injuries" were "distracting to the other students."
• Now expelled, she began spending more time on the streets. She met a pimp named Paul.
  
• She realized that she was going to die if she didn't escape from Paul, so she hitchhiked to another town.
  
• She began living in a group home. She failed to get her GED, because she had PTSD from being "tortured."
• She says that this led up to the hardest period of her life, which is explained in the 3rd post.

In the 3rd post, Kelly states that she was the victim in a "fairly high profile" investigation into Paul after he raped her. She began dissociating during this time, at which point she was placed in a psychiatric unit. Here are the photos and the full caption.

So... I GRADUATED! I got my Dogwood Diploma!!!!! This is the equivalent to an actual high school graduation, not a GED (which is a great program I'm sure!). Second picture is with my social worker who believed in me, she came to the ceremony and watched me walk across the stage! So flashing back, I had just said that I've entered the hardest part of my life... So here we go! My friend and I were newly living in Kelowna at the time (home forever!) After a particularly brutal assault (stalker) a police investigation was launched. It started while I was still in the hospital recovering. The police placed in a safe shelter, actually a few, as the investigation was long and on going, and fairly high profile. I was still able to attend dance classes, in prep for exams. The investigation was horrible... Ohmygod. They call it the second rape for a reason. They truly believed that I was deliberately withholding info about Paul to protect him. During one of many police interviews, the sgt. Came in told me to open my mouth. He was mad. He swabbed my cheek and said we need your DNA, because you will die, and you won't be identifiable. They tried scare tactic, guilt tactic, but I gave them all the info I had. So during this time is when I started dissociciating, we were all confused, and these time gaps were dangerous and counterproductive. The decision was made, I would be going to a serious psych hospital to get a hold of these gaps, and to prepare me better to assist properly in the investigation. I was moved to HillSide Hosp in Kamloops. I was not regestered, and to the outside world was a missing person. The hardest thing to digest, was the loss of ballet. No more classes... But that worked out as described in an earlier post. I had nothing at this point. I had a bed in a room with a swinging door, and I was placed in the forensics unit as it had the highest security and safety implications. However, after the first few hours there I already had the urge to run. I was voluntary on the grounds that I promised to stay. So... Not exactly voluntary. I was about to tackle the untacklable, achieve more in the 16 months than I had in my whole life. Part:4 soon!

The 4th post has more pictures and another long caption. She was moved into a psychiatric rehab facility after spending some time in the psychiatric hospital mentioned in the last post. She completed her education while living at this facility, and then began living in a group home upon graduation. She also claims that she was given a formal diagnosis of Dissociative Identity Disorder and that she still experiences the condition. Here are the photos and the full caption.

It's hard to try to fit everything in one post! I posted a while back, about how I managed to complete my first ballet exam, and get a merit grade. It was more than I could have expected! I think it might be rare... So much so, that I wonder if it's been done before.I did my ballet exam on a day pass! So back to the grad story. After 8 weeks at Hillside, I was transfered to Southhills teriary psych rehab. So there is much more freedom here, in the sense of being able to come and go etc. This facility is ultimately focused on helping patients function in the community. This hospital was not a good move for me. I was 1 of only a few female patients, and the rest medically psychotic men. I'll post more around that ratio later. So I'm in this hospital feeling like I'm wasting away, what am I really learning other than how to live in a psych unit. The social worker there, put extra time into me, because she believed that one day I will have an important role in society. She arranged for me to go to an outreach school and work on graduation! I was excited that yet again I've got a chance to do this! I walked to the school every day and worked as hard as I could and for as long as I could. Most ppl would have no idea that I came to class from a freaky sitch. Ppl would break into my showers, my room, and at one point a patient took my school bag a destroyed it all. Sooo much work was lost. I loved going to school so much! I went every day for 11 months. The time came, where I was done! Actually done! So these 2 crazy hospital years almost killed me... But I walked away with a ballet certificate and a grad certificate! So very happy! I moved back to Kelowna where the decision was made that I would live in a group home for safety. My hospital admit gave me a diagnoses of Dissociative Identity Disorder. (the gaps). From this group home, I would attend my first, and part of my second year at college, getting my BA! I had to have an aid with me at school (college) to assist with dissociative times. There is so much more to all my stories, I'd like to know what you are interested in? Psych ward, teen streetwork (arrested.) Group home? What do you want to know more about?

It's also worth noting that she made a couple of posts in-between the high school dropout story.

In this one, she conveniently explains that her medical records sometimes contain information about her history as a prostitute-and-torture-victim, and this is why she blanks out sections of her medical records before posting them online.

In another post, she address people who accuse her of being an attention whore.

In more recent news, she visited a vascular specialist today and is scheduled to meet with a plastic surgeon soon. She says that the injuries to her legs are now bone-deep.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You think she's ever heard the Radiohead song Just?

 

[CN 925]

I love it when Kelly talks about Paul because it's so implausible and she has yet to come up with any evidence that he's a real person.

 

[OG 666]

Another new post, in which she threatens to shut down her account if the haterz don't leave her alone. She also posted a picture of injuries that she claims to have received when she was a prostitute for Paul.

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If my account continues to attract lots of hate, I will shut it down. Just because I share 1 thing, does not mean I'm obligated to share another thing. I have had ppl being quite rude and impatient with me about how, what and when I post. I wanted feedback about which aspect of my life the majority would like me to expound on. For specific reasons, and or my personal comfort, I may omit, or give less than full detail. When I want to share, is when I will share. Not when fake troll acts calling them self Paul tell me to. Yes it is good to ask questions, but not in a rude entitled way. A question I am willing to answer is about Paul, is he behind bars, am I safe. The short answer is no, he is not in jail. Laws are very specific, and it is hard sometimes to achieve justice. You can not rape the willing, which is me. Brainwashing has been the biggest tool, and safety measure for paul. He asks me to jump, I ask how high. I freeze in his presence and become submissive. I am too scared to defend myself. My psych is currently helping me with that issue. Anyways the logistics etc are not going to be discussed much. I will share what feels right to me, and will usually try to hit the areas of curiosity. So answer: Paul is real, and wont be going to jail any time soon. For the majority of you guys, ILY thank you so much for being supportive and patient with me! It means so much!

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Another new post, in which she threatens to shut down her account if the haterz don't leave her alone. She also posted a picture of injuries that she claims to have received when she was a prostitute for Paul.

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Who does she think she's fooling with that picture? That's very clearly just a normal closed eye with fucking eyeshadow on it. It's very clearly not bruising as it's still flat skin and the coloring is way too uniform.

 

[CN 925]

Edit: I am too retarded to embed a video, apparently, but it's here: https://streamable.com/ld4sh

Well, this is not an unexpected turn. She seems genuinely frightened and upset here, in contrast to other crying videos she's posted. Has she misunderstood the procedures she's about to receive? I'm not a medfag, and this is not too far off from her previous self-inflicted illness, so I am not too sure why she's so upset.


"Yesterday is a bit of a blur. Firstly I was already emotionally resigned, because I've been at appointments all week. So when I got to my #dermatologistappointment I was already (in my head) leaving with no plan, and less hope. My doctor's are geniuses, because this is now 2 biopsies that I had no idea were happening! It's a good thing, because I didn't stress out dreading it. So My Dr says She'd like to #biopsy again (I had a punch in the summer) and it involved several numbing injections, and a scalpel and quick slice o leg was cut off! Though it didn't hurt, I absolutely could not watch. (yet I cut my own skin and am fine) #gofigure
She asked me to bring the sample to the hospital lab so as to have the process expedited. While full sample testing can take weeks, there are some results that become apparent quite fast... Fast enough for me to be contacted within hours, to tell me that a different Dr (from Vancouver) had a treatment plan that he wants to start asap. So that plan is #IV everything. I have no locations for IV access after all these years, so a line of some sort will be installed. I've had 2 ports already and reallly really can't imagine a 3rd. Fingers crossed for a #Piccline. I'm not sure what all the #medications are that they will be infusing, but I know I won't be feeling well. There will be need for blood #transfusions, because my level of #anemia is slowing the healing down so much... Oh, and google 'roid rage' #steroids hit me bad. I know I have #friends that will stand by me even if I'm mean or grumpy. #blessed I am very glad a plan came to fruition, and that better days/health are going to follow! I have my heart set on a good spring and summer; walking, gardening and pain free. I need to keep my mind fixed on that! Thank you so much for being strong for me, and reminding me why I need to do this, love you ppl so much! "

 

[For The Internet]

Not sure what to make of that. Is she implying that having blood tests have ruined her veins? It doesn't really work like that. No way has she had so much treatment its wrecked her veins. They WILL find a place for an IV line if you need one. They only give PICC lines to people who hare having very frequent blood draws (or need very frequent IV treatments). I doubt she's a round-the-clock case.

PICC lines might sound kind of dramatic to her but they're really not. You freeze your ass off in the OR, they numb your arm, make a small incision, insert the line and it's over. It's a pretty mundane procedure but I guess it boosts her munchie ego.

 

[Cheeseman]

i like how kelly is claiming steroids are the reason she is a huge cunt when she has a nicely documented history of being an asshole thanks to being outed on lolcow.