Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

shakingmyhead said:
I did my usual "ignore Chantal for 3-months and come back to see if she's a decent, functioning human being" thing.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark looking at the page count on this thread and say no.
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No. She "tried", though. She pretended to be a person for a whole week almost.
 
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I wish Chantal would just accept that she's a catty, bitchy cunt. I'd actually watch her videos if it was just her dragging people while stuffing her fat face, instead of pretending to do this Nice Girl bullshit and sipping lemon water in between her chimp outs.
 
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I’m just enjoying the absurdity of her saying she’s tired of counting calories or dieting. Like the bitch had ever dieted or cared about calories. She’s tired of pretending she’s dieting and counting calories for YT vids.

All this pretending and lying almost has her breaking a sweat, and that’s dangerous with her yeasty, hard to clean folds.

Chantal is going to be giving the rebel yell all the way to 500 lbs.
 
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shakingmyhead said:
good lord, I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices the careful, fake attempted-sweet-feminine whisper voice she does everytime she starts a manic "new me" cycle.
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It's like a weird infantilizing technique. As if shes acting like a child to dissuade responsibility.

But that's farfetched armchair fringe psychology. But fun to speculate on.
 
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Summary:
HAYDURS
FOOD ADDICTION - pity me
FOOD ENGINEERS CONSPIRE TO KEEP CHANTAL FAT
FASTING AND CYSTS- Water fasting is so much less scary than surgery, name drops some Puerto African "doctor" who has a 98% success rate with fasting, claims that real doctors get sued, but "you don't hear about that". The body can heal itself, look at these YouTubers that have cured their cysts naturally guys! Mentions another quack doctor, pretty sure she mentions alchemy, but I was listening to the video at 2x speed so I didn't blow my brain out. NATURAL HEALING. Chantal claimed she hasn't binged, she's going to switch to a grape and lemon juice fast some other Canadian used, but she's going to do it "off camera" because it makes it easier and she doesn't have to deal with they haydurs making videos in response. GIVE ME ASSPATS. Brings up one of the quack doctors again. She's craving cucumbers. Rambling about fasting.
Therapy- says she's going to a therapist on the 29th for a "free consultation" to see if it's appropriate for her and that its $169 a session after that.
Back to rambling about fasting- references some study done with mice and it's natural healing guys! Natural healing!
Since she broke the fast she's been "obsessing over food," and googling pictures of it, how trying to figure out how she could get away with binging, but don't worry she definitely didn't stuff her fat face. She tries to walk back the pizza thing.
SPREAD POSITIVITY AND GIVE ME ASSPATS- she's going away for ten days to juice fast and rest, because she's tired
She doesn't want a hysterectomy because she's vain and may want children
Shouts out some random asspatters.

I apologize for any mistakes or oversights, but even at 2x speed I wanted to drink bleach by the end, and I couldn't be bothered to go back through it.
 
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Whale Watcher said:
When she puts her hair up, she looks exactly how I imagine Miss Trunchbull would look in an alternate universe where she was no longer a free woman who defied The Man's cosmetic-based oppression.
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New fitness goal for our gourl:

Lift a 1970 Buick like Trunchbull does in the movie.

One month of water fasting ought to be enough!
 
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shakingmyhead said:
good lord, I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices the careful, fake attempted-sweet-feminine whisper voice she does everytime she starts a manic "new me" cycle.
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Which vid did she do this in? I cannot stand listening to her talk, but I want to hear the ladylike hushed baby voice, emanating from a woman who shit and vomited all over the walls of a stranger’s bathroom after driving out on the promise of a threesome.
 
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EurocopterTigre said:
Summary:
HAYDURS
FOOD ADDICTION - pity me
FOOD ENGINEERS CONSPIRE TO KEEP CHANTAL FAT
FASTING AND CYSTS- Water fasting is so much less scary than surgery, name drops some Puerto African "doctor" who has a 98% success rate with fasting, claims that real doctors get sued, but "you don't hear about that". The body can heal itself, look at these YouTubers that have cured their cysts naturally guys! Mentions another quack doctor, pretty sure she mentions alchemy, but I was listening to the video at 2x speed so I didn't blow my brain out. NATURAL HEALING. Chantal claimed she hasn't binged, she's going to switch to a grape and lemon juice fast some other Canadian used, but she's going to do it "off camera" because it makes it easier and she doesn't have to deal with they haydurs making videos in response. GIVE ME ASSPATS. Brings up one of the quack doctors again. She's craving cucumbers. Rambling about fasting.
Therapy- says she's going to a therapist on the 29th for a "free consultation" to see if it's appropriate for her and that its $169 a session after that.
Back to rambling about fasting- references some study done with mice and it's natural healing guys! Natural healing!
Since she broke the fast she's been "obsessing over food," and googling pictures of it, how trying to figure out how she could get away with binging, but don't worry she definitely didn't stuff her fat face. She tries to walk back the pizza thing.
SPREAD POSITIVITY AND GIVE ME ASSPATS- she's going away for ten days to juice fast and rest, because she's tired
She doesn't want a hysterectomy because she's vain and may want children
Shouts out some random asspatters.

I apologize for any mistakes or oversights, but even at 2x speed I wanted to drink bleach by the end, and I couldn't be bothered to go back through it.
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Yea just finished it myself. One word comes to mind and that is: banal. A bunch of rambling about various quack doctors (Chantal loves the appeal to authority fallacy) that have taken advantage of idiots like chantal, cured a handful (out of god knows how many) and pointing towards those results as typical and routine. And then some "let's all lift each other up and sing" trite ass bullshit that is about as politically dangerous as saying you like healthy babies or some shit. Tautologies really.

There was no chimpout I'll give her that.
 
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EurocopterTigre said:
Summary:
HAYDURS
FOOD ADDICTION - pity me
FOOD ENGINEERS CONSPIRE TO KEEP CHANTAL FAT
FASTING AND CYSTS- Water fasting is so much less scary than surgery, name drops some Puerto African "doctor" who has a 98% success rate with fasting, claims that real doctors get sued, but "you don't hear about that". The body can heal itself, look at these YouTubers that have cured their cysts naturally guys! Mentions another quack doctor, pretty sure she mentions alchemy, but I was listening to the video at 2x speed so I didn't blow my brain out. NATURAL HEALING. Chantal claimed she hasn't binged, she's going to switch to a grape and lemon juice fast some other Canadian used, but she's going to do it "off camera" because it makes it easier and she doesn't have to deal with they haydurs making videos in response. GIVE ME ASSPATS. Brings up one of the quack doctors again. She's craving cucumbers. Rambling about fasting.
Therapy- says she's going to a therapist on the 29th for a "free consultation" to see if it's appropriate for her and that its $169 a session after that.
Back to rambling about fasting- references some study done with mice and it's natural healing guys! Natural healing!
Since she broke the fast she's been "obsessing over food," and googling pictures of it, how trying to figure out how she could get away with binging, but don't worry she definitely didn't stuff her fat face. She tries to walk back the pizza thing.
SPREAD POSITIVITY AND GIVE ME ASSPATS- she's going away for ten days to juice fast and rest, because she's tired
She doesn't want a hysterectomy because she's vain and may want children
Shouts out some random asspatters.

I apologize for any mistakes or oversights, but even at 2x speed I wanted to drink bleach by the end, and I couldn't be bothered to go back through it.
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I honesty think bullshit alternative medicine is one of the most abhorrent and evil things in the world. They prey on uneducated, desperate and scared people. More needs to be done to combat misinformation and fraudulent "medicine".
 
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