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I just realized that next year is his 20th anniversary high school reunion, so Chris will probably be spergin about it a few months ...remember when he fucked up the 15th?
The reunion no longer matters because the halcyon days of his youth are much less important than they were when he was still Christian Weston Chandler. Chris has moved on to his fantasy world and pony conventions. The lack of pony conventions after next year is probably going to be harder on him than no high school reunion. He may miss school and all his great successes, but pony idiots have replaced that now. He is personal friends with many of the show's stars (like the actual ponies themselves) and converses to the voice actors on twitter.
I don't know why people keep thinking Chris is pursuing china. He's not, not for many years. His dick is dead. Even before the hormones, right after he banged the hooker, his interest in sex dropped substantially. The hormones are just the final nail in that coffin.
This is not exactly true. He had that gut punch from Barb when she told him she was okay with the royal lineage ending with Chris. He is sexually involved with his many spouses. He has pursued relationships with different young women. He is overly into sex between cartoon characters he likes. Chris has never had normal sexual interests, but he had interests and still has them.
 
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This is not exactly true. He had that gut punch from Barb when she told him she was okay with the royal lineage ending with Chris. He is sexually involved with his many spouses. He has pursued relationships with different young women. He is overly into sex between cartoon characters he likes. Chris has never had normal sexual interests, but he had interests and still has them.
The former isn't really focused on the sex act, but procreation. If Chris could receive a surgery where they extracted the genetic material from his withered balls, that'd work for him too. He doesn't really detail any sex with his "spouses" like he used to do with other e-girlfriends. He hasn't pursued relationships with women.

Like remember that video where Chris was miming eating out some e-girlfriend? Or how Chris drew She Came for CWC? Or how he had a large collection of porn? That Chris is permanently gone. At most, when any of his characters are in an intimate setting, the romance is cranked up to 11 and there's not really any sex. (As romantic as an autistic manchild raised on cartoons can be.)

The old, sexually interested Chris started leaving after Chris had sex with the hooker as he got older and his body decayed, and the trans hormones finally killed him permanently.
 
The thing is, Chris's obsession with women was Funnily enough not about having sex. He literally seemed to just want some woman to look after him for the rest of his life like his mother.

Sexually interested chris is gone, but he's no less hungry for affection from people he's 'attracted to' it's just that right now, he's gone to deep into his merge stuff to care, as well as the fact that Barb still currently fills that spot for him (Where she didn't when Bob was around)
 
as well as the fact that Barb still currently fills that spot for him (Where she didn't when Bob was around)
Not quite. Chris was a momma's boy his whole life, to uncomfortable levels. He and Barb would curl up on the couch or his bed and watch movies together, and then fall asleep that way.

Bob would try to tell Barb to cut that out, that it wasn't appropriate for a 25 year old man to spoon his aging mother, but she chimped out.
 
Do you guys think current Christine is better off mentally than 00s Chris-chan? I would've said 00s Chris-chan was better off for the longest time, but the more I think about it, the more I think Christine currently is worse off mentally. I know 00s Chris-chan was completely obsessed with getting a girlfriend and all that, but this Dimensional Merge shit and some of his more recent tweets are borderline schizo stuff, more so than I could ever recall seeing from him in the last decade.

I think, looking at it now, he just was just sex-obsessed and had almost a "late puberty" in the 2000s, combined with the trolling and all. While nowadays post-hooker/post-Bob with all this MLP shit and no strong presence in his day to day life, he's gotta be caving mentally faster. If Barb dies I don't think it's unreasonable he'll break down for a while. His brain just isn't prepared for the reality that he's alone in day to day life/his immediate family is gone, no way.
 
I'm surprised they could fit on the same piece of furniture, especially in Barb's prime Snorlax phase. And Chris has never really learned the appropriate amount of physical contact in almost any context, at least until it's too late. Like with Megan, the effects of which having reverberated throughout the last decade of Chris' life. And more recently with TooManyGames.
 
Not quite. Chris was a momma's boy his whole life, to uncomfortable levels. He and Barb would curl up on the couch or his bed and watch movies together, and then fall asleep that way.

Bob would try to tell Barb to cut that out, that it wasn't appropriate for a 25 year old man to spoon his aging mother, but she chimped out.
oh yeah, but I feel like back then chris himself bought into what bob said "Yeah I probably shouldn't do this with my mum, he's dissapointed, I need a girlfriend to do it with, to look after me and I will make him proud which makes it even better"

Nowadays he can do whatever he wants with barb, and his mind will just assure him that bobs not only fine with it, he's right there in the room smiling as Christine spoons his mother on the couch, watching my little pony like some fever dream girls night thing.
 
I'm surprised they could fit on the same piece of furniture, especially in Barb's prime Snorlax phase. And Chris has never really learned the appropriate amount of physical contact in almost any context, at least until it's too late. Like with Megan, the effects of which having reverberated throughout the last decade of Chris' life. And more recently with TooManyGames.

Well there ya go, it all stems to what he was taught and lack thereof.
 
oh yeah, but I feel like back then chris himself bought into what bob said "Yeah I probably shouldn't do this with my mum, he's dissapointed, I need a girlfriend to do it with, to look after me and I will make him proud which makes it even better"

Nowadays he can do whatever he wants with barb, and his mind will just assure him that bobs not only fine with it, he's right there in the room smiling as Christine spoons his mother on the couch, watching my little pony like some fever dream girls night thing.
I don't think so. If person A says X and person B says Y, if X makes Chris feel better, then person A is probably an expert and person B is probably a dumbass. Then Chris entirely discards Y. He doesn't weigh them together. That's too nuanced for him, he needs one single narrative to go with.

So when Barb said "no, we can cuddle, it's totally innocent and normal (or if it's not normal, that's society being judgmental)", Chris jumped on that theory and lumped Bob in with judgmental assholes. Like people who don't let him crossdress or people who don't understand his autism and ban him from stores. Just yet another fun-killer.

Now, one thing that's making him question Barb's competence nowadays, is that since it's only the two of them left, he's having to shoulder a much bigger burden of taking care of the house and dealing with finances. That's why Chris has kinda been snapping at Barb in videos recently. He thinks she's a dumbass because his life has gotten a whole lot shittier since Bob died. And he's able to figure out what the missing piece is.
 
someone posted a fakemon chris made when in high school, and it gave me the feels. chris was so much more lively and optimistic back when he was a fresh young... whatever he is. his high school stuff, that yep im on tv dvd he made... man i want that chris back.

i have a hunch he just burned out bigtime, decided to live as a woman because that's apparently easier for him, and... he just seems more burnt out. obvious stuff, we all think it i suppose.

i wish chris would get that spark back. that creative drive. he even made a stop-motion lego mario kart thing on GAMEBOY CAMERA, who has that kind of patience! or he made his 'homemade nintendo power magazine' or that radio stuff he did when he was 16, which is hilarious. but he had the ability to sit there for loads of hours just making things that made him happy.

now he just rants about pmurt and does paid content stuff. wish he could just get his creative drive back.
 
someone posted a fakemon chris made when in high school, and it gave me the feels. chris was so much more lively and optimistic back when he was a fresh young... whatever he is. his high school stuff, that yep im on tv dvd he made... man i want that chris back.

i have a hunch he just burned out bigtime, decided to live as a woman because that's apparently easier for him, and... he just seems more burnt out. obvious stuff, we all think it i suppose.

i wish chris would get that spark back. that creative drive. he even made a stop-motion lego mario kart thing on GAMEBOY CAMERA, who has that kind of patience! or he made his 'homemade nintendo power magazine' or that radio stuff he did when he was 16, which is hilarious. but he had the ability to sit there for loads of hours just making things that made him happy.

now he just rants about pmurt and does paid content stuff. wish he could just get his creative drive back.

Yeah, the stuff he made was like a window into his autistic mind; Chris' wall of originals was great. Who can forget classics like "Plautistic" and "Dark Christian".

Kinda what made Christian and Sonichu special.
 
Sexually potent/interested or no, he does still have a fascination with (especially young) women though? There was the Doopie and Quinn stuff after all.

I guess this isn't worthy of its own thread, but quick poll for everyone: when was the last time you actually enjoyed Chris-watching? For me it would have to be over a year ago when the "SLGBTQ" Sonichu issue came out.

I can't remember what order it was in, but the Doopie stuff, the Quinn stuff, that con where he attended a lecture about himself and everyone cheered him, and that recent con where he groped everyone and collapsed on being banned.

I thought it would have been good if the "cheering" con was the "end of the story" - like if Chris' online presence stopped then and he left the internet in triumph.

Thinking though - what would be the best thing for Chris' online stuff now, if he cared about pleasing the fans? I mean, you know when AVGN puts on the white shirt and does a classic style thing, you can tell his heart isn't really in it sometimes and he'd rather be doing the serious movie review stuff. Would we want a self aware Chris putting the classic shirt on for self-aware classic videos?
 
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Would we want a self aware Chris putting the classic shirt on for self-aware classic videos?
I'm not worried about Chris ever becoming self-aware; a self-aware person wouldn't make this face in an interview:
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Or advertise a "live celebrity visit" looking like this:
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I'm not worried about Chris ever becoming self-aware; a self-aware person wouldn't make this face in an interview:
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Or advertise a "live celebrity visit" looking like this:
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It just dawned on me: Chris is starting to look like a middle aged mom. You know the ones; the ones on Facebook who take very unflattering pictures of themselves and disguise it as "being wacky" and "Unique... :)"
Tbh, he also kinda types like one. Label me mad on the internet but Chris still has such a punchable face.
 
Does Chris think God is a woman or a man now? He said once, if I recall, during the dimensional merge that the goddess of this earth will be deciding who survives and specificly mentioned that Jesus parent is a woman. On other instances he refers to God as Emmanuel. Perhaps God transgender or just a woman with a male name?
 
I think that Chris is now primarily interested in finding social companionship instead of China. Especially after he got banned from the End Games, which probably was a far more important social outlet for him than we thought..

You can kind of see it in how he chimps out about trolls as soon as he gets blocked by anyone on Twitter, the man desperately craves any kind of human interaction he can get his hands on, hell, he is even soliciting trolls to come in and autistically RP with him!
 
Sexually potent/interested or no, he does still have a fascination with (especially young) women though? There was the Doopie and Quinn stuff after all.
Chris has a fascination for people who are nice to him. Women are socialized to be more agreeable and "nice", even if someone's a mong. See all the women tolerating Jonathan Yaniv when he's grilling them about period stuff.

He also really cozied up to null when null was helping him with the idea guy stuff, for precisely the same reasons. Make friends with Chris, and he'll love you forever. It's usually just women who do that though.
Has Chris at any point in his life gotten checked for any diseases or STDs in his life? I know its sort of a stupid question but...
After he banged the hooker, I do believe he got an std check.
Does Chris think God is a woman or a man now? He said once, if I recall, during the dimensional merge that the goddess of this earth will be deciding who survives and specificly mentioned that Jesus parent is a woman. On other instances he refers to God as Emmanuel. Perhaps God transgender or just a woman with a male name?
Chris can't spell because he's a tard. He means the feminine Emmanuelle or whatever.
 
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