Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[JB 236]

If I lose, for 3 months straight my every post will include : "I was wrong, kiwi users were right. I'm Andy's bitch" but I need to make a bet with someone who's willing to do SIMILAR. Any wikiuser with balls?

Sure every post I make in these threads will include "Andy was a faggot and could not beat Tonkasaw who was far superior in everyway." for three years.

 

[Miller]

He stated his reason for fighting was "peer pressure"... u w0t m8?

It sounds like Sargon was his coach.

 

[instythot]

This is my time of the year! Let's see where's your BALLS at kiwiusers. Are you going to make bets with me? I'll even add TWO variables to make it easier for you: Tonka shows up AND wins. So who has balls to step forward? Or will it be your typical Andy fans, all talk zero action?!

With bravado like that, Donga would have done an entertaining promotional radio interview instead of the slurred snorefest we all heard. Can you coach him a little?

 

[Fougaro]

I'm honestly ecstatic for this fight happening. I mean really just jumpin for joy . There's only 3 ways this is gonna turn out.

- Tonka loses, everyone mocks the shit out of him forever, endless content
- Tonka wins, everyone who's been shit talking tonka now has to eat shit forever, warski spergs out, tonka gets confidence to challenge other people (most likely Ethan Ralph and Geekthulu next), endless content
- Tonka doesn't show up, everyone mocks the shit out of him forever, endless content

I just wanna find a time machine or some shit and see the outcome of the internet's first ever IRL tard fight right now. Hell maybe we even get a bonus fight of Nora vs Vamptranny

The internet is indeed a very magical place.

 

[Abominacione]

best kumite since the IBS days:

 

[shex]

Donga tribe banished AP and so far 20 minutes of dead air to own the meme, a classic Kumite episode in the making

 

[Tobias]

best kumite since the IBS days:

That's some deafening dead air.

Also Donga backstabbing another one of his friends.

https://twitter.com/BluntstreamAP/status/1083795172004106241?s=19

https://archive.li/YD7xm

(Edit) late by 2 minutes

 

[instythot]

That's some deafening dead air.

Also Donga backstabbing another one of his friends.

https://twitter.com/BluntstreamAP/status/1083795172004106241?s=19

https://archive.li/YD7xm

(Edit) late by 2 minutes

Probably, this is the culmination of 8 months of plotting how to most poetically get AP back for an excellent joke at the kumite's expense on his frog/ghost cartoon

Frog or ghost: sigh, I just finished watching a 6 hour livestream
Ghost or frog: ouch. Right in the will to live

 

[byuu]

I almost feel bad for Tonka.
In a few days he not only has to finally show his face and skellington body and get a beating from a coked out mad canuck but he also has to do it in front of all the people that love to laugh at him.
It's clearly getting to him.

 

[TigOlBitties]

In the rate Tonka's going, this thread is going to be featured pretty soon.

I really think he's going to bail on the fight since SPCC called his mom. He's going to use anything that can sound remotely sympathetic as an out.

 

[Tobias]

In the rate Tonka's going, this thread is going to be featured pretty soon.

I really think he's going to bail on the fight since SPCC called his mom. He's going to use anything that can sound remotely sympathetic as an out.

I think I see a possible out for the Cheyenne Cunt.

He shows up for the fight and gets himself DQd by hitting Warski in the nads or something similar.

He can still say he showed up and that it was rigged against him but he can at least try to avoid the beating he's gonna get.

 

[Miller]

I really think he's going to bail on the fight since SPCC called his mom.

I think he will show up but after his appearence on a podcast where he re-wrote the story while high as a kite, the SPCC call and also the fact that he refused to give away his name or send a picture for the poster, I don't think they will fight but something is going to happen before the fight to save his face. Let's not forget that he is friends with Kraut and his Discord retards.

 

[Abominacione]

donga must be the most abrasive, insecure, duplicitous asshole i've seen online, can he keep "friends" for more than 6 months?
good riddance for AP, he's too entertaining for the kumite, only annoying nobodies is donga's editorial line.

 

[trigon]

Personally i think people are reading way too much into the AP thing.

 

[instythot]

I think I see a possible out for the Cheyenne Cunt.

He shows up for the fight and gets himself DQd by hitting Warski in the nads or something similar.

He can still say he showed up and that it was rigged against him but he can at least try to avoid the beating he's gonna get.

Do you think all of the galaxy brains on his side combined could come up with a plan like that?

 

[trigon]

Do you think all of the galaxy brains on his side combined could come up with a plan like that?

The face is legal in MMA rules. Doesnt need to touch Warskis atrophied scrotum.

 

[instythot]

The face is legal in MMA rules. Doesnt need to touch Warskis atrophied scrotum.

You may misunderstand the proposal: immediately get disqualified to avoid actual combat and claim he still showed up

 

[Tobias]

Do you think all of the galaxy brains on his side combined could come up with a plan like that?

It's so incredibly far out there that he might just do it.

We're not dealing with galaxy brains anymore, this is Universe Brained.

 

[Goblin King]

Warski thinks Donga might call in a bomb-threat. Apparently, the dead-air-chieftain said so to the promoter. (Edit : That Cokeski is gonna call in a bomb-threat)

Also, Cokeski says the metal buffalo man hasn't given his blood work yet.

 

[Superman93]

http://archive.is/eSPuA
THE ORGANIZATION DONGADICKHEAD WAS CLAIMING WORKED WITH IS NOW PROMOTING THE FIGHT AND MOCKING HIM
UNBELIEVABLE.