Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Haramburger]

lol look at this persons twitter bio, its a shitposting weird twitter tranny furry. And Jake is projecting thinking they were a cis dude.
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"All these violent attacks" omfg that's too precious. This Jaked up gnome is now implying there was more than the one incident that ended up with the person ATTACKING Skepticat to get arrested. It was self-defense and even the other weirdos slandering the poor woman only say it happened once, which is the actually true part.



Jake just because link is a cute femboy doesn't mean he's on tiddy skittles.





That's a strange way of spelling "Gnomely".

Shark furry, that's a big "Oof!" from me chief. Of all the implausibilities of furries and otherkin, the ones that think they're sharks are probably some of the most unhinged because anything goes. I have limbs! I'm on land! Or water, when convenient! The ANTIFA mention and rhyming about slapping things doesn't help. Jake is following some real winners lately.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Link, a child's video game character, has "obvious HRT progression" between games? surejan.gif

Link, a child's video game character, in a world where literal gods and real magic exist. If he wanted to transition why the fuck would he be taking experimental Chinese horse piss and risky surgery/sterilization instead of just being instantly transformed by a Great Fairy or a Goddess?

Also there's already a god damn female link - https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Linkle

 

[metroid_fetish]

In his hurry to post 850 new tweets bitching about bitchtits, Jake made a boo-boo. He meant to call his frame Amazon-fulfillment-center-ian.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

People are trying to ban trans people (and gays and lesbians and bi) from public restrooms entirely? How would they be able to when there is no visible nor physical difference between a trans person and an assigned at birth person without glandular issues? (Or a straight person natch.)

 

[Silence of the Troons]

How can he be so sure that no such incidents have ever happened (which isn't even true) and who exactly is talking about banning trans people from public restrooms? There are people who are vehemently in favor of as well as vehemently against segregating bathrooms based on gender self-ID, but I have yet to see anybody make the argument that trans people shouldn't have the right to access them at all

Pls gib monies

Cow-cross over with Zachary "Zinnia Jones" Antolak https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zinni...uren-mcnamara-soersdal-zjemptv.19416/page-262

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

How can he be so sure that no such incidents have ever happened (which isn't even true) and who exactly is talking about banning trans people from public restrooms? There are people who are vehemently in favor of as well as vehemently against segregating bathrooms based on gender self-ID, but I have yet to see anybody make the argument that trans people shouldn't have the right to access them at all

Pls gib monies
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What won't Jake used to get pity and try to e-beg. My welfare (i.e. foodstamps) might be in danger in a month or two due to the govt shutdown!! I must plan months ahead for my mom to use my EBC for tendies. Jake is just disgusting. He uses the money the suckers give him on Pateron to buy himself toys but the govt. pays for a cab to take him to therapist to cry about twitter accounts blocking him and buys him $80 worth of frozen tendies every month.

 

[repentance]

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There Jake goes again, making shit up. If "elites" is a dog whistle for anything, it's for white, middle class liberals who talk a big game about social justice but who regard anyone below them in socioeconomic status as "deplorable". Y'know, the Hillary Clintons of this world.

Jake might as well be a bot of Zinnia's these days, given how much of his feed is simply him RTing her.

His Patreon is currently sitting at just under $450 per month, which is more than enough to feed one person - and feed them well - for a month.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Jake: I don't have time to research if this person is a nazi!
Jake: now let me complain about not having time to research if someone is a nazi for 27 paragraphs of tweeting
Jake: also researching if someone is a nazi is literally the only thing I claim to do

Pls gib monies
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Classic misleading Jakisms. Let's count the weasel words:
I'm kinda surviving largely off government benefits that apparently might not be coming in

Translation: Jake's SNAP benefits are still coming but he's going to act like the government shutdown is endangering them. FUN FACT: CT's medical benefits program is called... HUSKY.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hold on a second, is his mom old enough to collect Social Security? That might be the government benefits.

 

[repentance]

Hold on a second, is his mom old enough to collect Social Security? That might be the government benefits.

Mum is 57. Jake mentioned last month that he is receiving SNAP.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Mum is 57.

The fact that Mrs. Alley has been living with Jake since she was 20 is damn near soul-crushing.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The fact that Mrs. Alley has been living with Jake since she was 20 is damn near soul-crushing.

Imagine 37 years of gnome.
I'm tired and I've only had like 2 and a half.

 

[Next Task]

Imagine 37 years of gnome.
I'm tired and I've only had like 2 and a half.

Maybe Suicide Prevention Cat is for Mrs. Alley.
Because I still believe Jake is too arrogant to actually kill himself - only bait to try and get his beloved Twitter asspats. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he used it as a threat to his mother as well.

 

[AnOminous]

How can he be so sure that no such incidents have ever happened (which isn't even true) and who exactly is talking about banning trans people from public restrooms? There are people who are vehemently in favor of as well as vehemently against segregating bathrooms based on gender self-ID, but I have yet to see anybody make the argument that trans people shouldn't have the right to access them at all

Pls gib monies
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You heard it from the gnome. When Occupy was talking about the 1%, they really meant Jews. Nobody ever says "elites" without being a secret Nazi.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You heard it from the gnome. When Occupy was talking about the 1%, they really meant Jews. Nobody ever says "elites" without being a secret Nazi.

It’s like there’s a switch in his head that forces him to come up with a Nazi conspiracy for everything. “Jake, the shop was out of hot pockets.” “What you need to understand is that among Nazis, ‘hot pocket’ is a coded term for ‘vagina,’ and to be ‘out of hot pockets’ means that you’re opposed to trans women receiving GRS.”

 

[pozilei]

"troubling developments" "being denied sleep" I wonder if grandma really moved in and they are doing things throughout the day and it's messing with Jake's nap time. How's a gnome supposed to tweet 5000 googleshngs a night without his beauty sleep??

Spending all day in his attic doing nothing productive while tweeting incoherent stuff - so business as usual then?

Also: flirty Jake? Eww

 

[The Gay Banana]

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"troubling developments" "being denied sleep" I wonder if grandma really moved in and they are doing things throughout the day and it's messing with Jake's nap time. How's a gnome supposed to tweet 5000 googleshngs a night without his beauty sleep??

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Spending all day in his attic doing nothing productive while tweeting incoherent stuff - so business as usual then?

Also: flirty Jake? Eww

Did I just read what I think I did? Did he basically say because he's tired he's going to RT a bunch of shit (nothing new) and be creepy af to people online?

 

[Kosher Dill]

"spending time in 20 degree weather and being denied sleep" sounds awfully like Mommy dragged him out of the house and made him help shop for groceries

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"spending time in 20 degree weather and being denied sleep" sounds awfully like Mommy dragged him out of the house and made him help shop for groceries

I'm sure it's something similar and entirely mundane where he is expected to do some minor chore because mom is currently trying to deal with a REAL health crisis.

 

[talk talk talk]

Mom made him shovel the walk is my guess.